Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 20
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January 20: Nobody edit Uncyclopedia Day
- 1492 - Columbus becomes president of America.
- 1937 - The 20th Amendment is passed, forcing all presidental candidates to compete in a 100-meter dash to decide the primaries. Surprisingly, Franklin D. Roosevelt is the first president to win this event.
- 1942 - The Nazi Party gives the final solution to the "Jewish question", though the Jews insist that they were just asking for directions.
- 1984 - Armies of Oceania defeat Eurasian armies in the Congo.
- 1988 - Everybody ignored this holiday.
- 1992 - Governer Bill Clinton beats Paul Tsongas in the primaries. Investigations as to whether or not Clinton bit part of Tsongas's ear off in the final stretch are launched.
- 2004 - Pinky and the Brain finally take over the world, and are then killed by Joe Cartoon in a blender.
- 2007 - People are still intent on ignoring this holiday.
- 2008 - No-one has edited Uncyclopedia! Untill I just did. Oh shit.
