Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 13

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July 13: Surreptitiously Masturbate Near A Sleeping Stranger Day

• 1558 - The Battle of Gravelines eventually only caused more confusion.
• 1921 - Sinead O'Connor is arrested for indecent exposure in a coma ward.
• 1948 - Stalin declares that surreptitiously masturbating near sleeping strangers is an anti-revolutionary fascist perversion. Thousands are deported to Siberia
• 1951 - A series of angry numbers kill Arnold Schoenberg in his sleep, much to the joy of musicians and concertgoers around the world.
• 1954 - SMNASS festivities hit a snag when a participant makes a mistake that will later become the inspiration for the hit movie, There's Something About Mary.
• 2005 - Uncyclopedia viciously and unfairly deleted by extremist Wikipedians.
• 2006 - Jesus reincarnated by the French.
• 2010 - Iraq invaded by america for the 26th time
• 2012 - 6th Civil War in Iraq. Concluded in the 'Battle of the Town Square' where Shiites finally defeat the Mini-Me's.