Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 16

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July 16: International Procrastination Day

1571 - The round toit is scheduled for production.
1905 - The first round toit is manufactured, but is found to lack a daisical.
1953 - Manufacturing retools for a new round toit design.
1957 - A real great Chevy got launched. 'ang on, the phone is ringing... Yeah! Yes! Right on! Dude! Sorry, gotta run. I'll finish this entry tomorrow. Promise!
1975 - Something happened; I'll figure it out later.
1976 - Add some reference to the previous two entries.
1989 - ___________________ <--- remind me to put some Tom Cruise or Oprah joke here.
1990 - Oh shit, we went too far ahead! Back in the time machine Mr. Bush, you're not president yet.
1991 - Later, I'll
1995 - I'll get to this one in a couple of minutes.
1993 - Oh yeah! In this year, something really cool happened...oh, screw it.
1997 - I'll fix the anniversaries after The Apprentice.
1999 - BRB, bathroom.
2002 - This San Andreas game is awesome.
2004 - I'm sleepy, I'll finish tomorrow.
2005 - Hey guess what! Eh, I'll tell you eventually.
2007 - I've got a hilarious joke to put here...later.
2008 - Israel, Hezbollah, economy, world food <--- remind me to elaborate these keywords later.. gotta catch The Dark Knight tomorrow.