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July 27: Just One Look At You And I Know It's Gonna Be A Lovely Day

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• 4000000BC - A famous T-rex becomes gay starting the infamous trend which led to the extinction of the dinosaurs.
• 0 - Error invented. Later in the year, the Excuse was invented to fix the problem.
• 34 BC - First cruise missle invented.
• 33 BC - First cruise missle used against Kansas City in an accidental misfire by Tom Cruise during the movie Top Gun. 900 billion people killed.
• 7 BC - First computer created, using a yard of string, a goat, and three partially eaten kidney beans.
• 1 BC - Beer invented in Madagascar.
• 345 - Conan O'Brien invades Mesopotamia, and conquers them. His hairstyle soon becomes the worldwide standard.
• 1000 - The Y2K Bug destroys computers, causing the human race to be enslaved by toasters. Later someone pulls the plug on the toasters and the humans are freed.
• 1001 - Law passed banning toasters.
• 1862 - Sailing from San Franciso to Panama, the SS Golden Gate catches fire and sinks off Manzanillo, Mexico. Fortunately, the SS Oakland Bay remained behind, eventually unsnarling the traffic jam. (* note: abridged addition)
• 1945 - The computer is invented, but is far too floppy for widespread adoption.
• 1957 - Computer manufacturers replace silicone with silicon.
• 1958 - New rigid computers are massive hit.
• 2006 - Kim Jong Il feeds starving North Koreans with cruise missles. George W. Bush finally puts on the daddy pants.
• 2009- After The 9th Series Of Deal Or No Deal Noel Edmonds Day Is Created which fits in the middle of Wednesday And Thursday. This Follows The Religion Of Edmondism Created a year Eariler.
• 2007- The state of California breaks off and becomes an island and moves to where Hawaii is. Alaska follows because its lonely.
• 2013 - Conan O'Brien is the first man to travel back in time, to the year 345.
• 2014 - Superman signs up for United States presidental election but drops out after sex scandal withMichael Jackson becomes public.
• 2020 - Words such as: you, are, why, etc. are replaced with easier to spell words like: u, r, and y.
• 2087 - Something really crazy happened, dude. But it's totally a secret.
• 2187 - Something even crazier happened, man. But it's completly a ripoff of what happened 100 years earlier.
• 2188 - Riots in the streets people want to know what was so crazy.