Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 8
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July 8: International "Take a Scientologist to Work!" Day
- 1021 - Sauron takes Xenu to work
- 1497 - Xenu takes Vasco da Gama to work
- 1500 - Vasco da Gama takes Catherine of Aragon to work and makes love to her in the office supply closet.
- 1508 - Catherine of Aragon gives birth to a black kid.
- 1520 - Catherine of Aragon takes her black kid to work on his 12th birthday.
- 1891 - a black guy takes Old Mother Hubbard to work
- 1957 - Old Mother Hubbard takes Vinnie Barbarino to work.
- 1973 - Vinnie Barbarino takes Kirstie Alley to work.
- 1980 - Kirstie Alley takes Tom Cruise to work.
- 1981 - Everybody's working for the weekend.
- 1985 - Tom Cruise takes Lisa Marie Presley to work.
- 1990 - Tom Cruise takes Jenna Elfman to work.
- 1992 - Tom Cruise takes Greta Van Susteren to work.
- 1995 - Tom Cruise takes Sarah Golfis to work.
- 2004 - Tom Cruise takes Brooke Shields to work.
- 2005 - Tom Cruise takes Matt Lauer to bed.
- 2006 - An enraged mob attacks Tom Cruise, force-feeds him 12 bottles of Paxil, then beats him for taking too many damn people to work.
- 2007 - Tom Cruise wakes up from his dream in which he actually has friends to take to work. Resumes calling everyone jerks
- 2008 - Science takes religion to work.
- 2009 - Work takes Play to work.
- 2010 - It takes 8 Hours to work.
