Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 1

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June 1: National Steroid Appreciation Day

• 72 BC - Moses takes steroids. Parts the red sea.
• 28 AD - Jesus takes steroids and uses the cross to bash 12 Romans to death. The Home-Run is invented.
• 1941 - Captain America secretly takes steroids and oral sex to fight Nazis. The Canadian Log-Roller is invented.
• 1964 - Barry Bonds is born. Enough said.
• 1992 - Bud Selig brand steroids hit the shelves.
• 1998 - Chuck Norris announces to press: "I never took steroids"
• 1999 - Steroids announces to press: "I took Chuck Norris"
• 2004 - Major League Baseball bans the use of steroids
• 2006 - Major League Baseball inspects players for needle marks on ass-cheeks and small testicles.
• 2007 - Major League Baseball begin to inspect Barry Bonds for steroid abuse
• 2008 - MLB Officials finally locate Borry Bonds' testicles. US goverment issues subpoena to further investigate them.