Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 20
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June 20: "Have A Nice" Day
- 1662 - The Witchfinder General finds several witches down the back of the sofa.
- 1837 - Alexandrina Victoria (pictured) begins her successful run as Queen Victoria in the West End Musical Victor Victoria. The Bridal Garter soon becomes popular headwear.
- 1862 - A man wishes Barbu Catargiu a happy day with pistols. Catargiu is so overcome with happiness that he dies almost immediately from gunshot wounds.
- 1893 - Canada sells 336 million bushels of wheat to the Soviet Union. I am not making this up.
- 1899 - Mr. T wins Nobel Prize of Awesome for "Outstanding work in the field of Awesomeness"
- 1900 - Alfred Nobel is born.
- 1911 - The heavenly alignment of Jupiter and the Sun causes worldwide consternation. Or was it constipation?
- 1929 - Al Gore invents the internet.
- 1948 - U.S. Government attempts to exhume Rasputin as part of its post-war Insane Monk Defense Plan.
- 1957 - Insane Monk Defense Plan officially ends and is replaced with Operation Dumbass Drop, in which Henry Kissinger is parachuted over the Congo to negotiate with hostile insurgents using only his small toes and scented markers.
- 1963 - The United States and the Soviet Union establish the "red telephone" line so that the leaders of both nations can ask how each others' day was and generally make small talk, replacing the old method of communication between the two, threating each other with nuclear war.
- 1973 - Snipers wish a happy day to a crowd in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Thirteen are greatly overcome with joy and more than 300 are left mildly ecstatic.
- 1984 - Big Brother stubs his toe. Nobody has a nice day.
- 1994 - Jon Bon Jovi has a nice day.
- 2002 - The Big Bang occurs.
- 2006 - Uncyclopedia writer is shot while typi
