Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 25

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March 25: The Most Unimaginably Sublime Day Ever

• 1337 - Oscar Wilde invents the cliché.
• 1374 - Everyone worships the article on Self-aggrandizement.
• 1380 - The price of gas goes up to a staggering 2¢.
• 1384 - The British worship the article on Self-aggrandizement.
• 1722 - Dry Ice is invented.
• 1603 - Don Quixote saves the world from evil things that look like sheep.
• 1886 - China begins transferring its population to the center of the earth.
• 1890 - All of china's population perishes from the intense heat from the core.
• 1890 - I laughed
• 1894 - A cloud shaped like a grue is spotted. Millions take no action.
• 1943 - People with a Superiority Complex are deified.
• 1958 - J.D. Salinger writes a book, or something.
• 1990 - The case of Pot v. Kettle goes to the Mississippi Court of Appeals.
• 2004 - Everybody gets high and listens to Sublime.
• 2020 - Dry Ice recipe is lost, Al Gore settles on Rice Crispy Treats.
• 2063 - The Red Bull Prophesy comes true and people sprout wings. Red Bull releases a statement: "We told you so."