Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 6
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March 6: Roadkill Appreciation Day (North America & Australia)
- begining of time God creates universe by running over some intersteller opossum. Words stated, "Wtf waz taht Uber Big Bang?!"
- 1934 - Hitler runs over a small ferret in his Volkswagen, precipitating his later invasion of Poland
- 1962 - Julia Childs releases a groundbreaking roadkill culinary masterpiece titled Treadmarks and Tarragon.
- 1969 - President Nixon continues the Road Kill bombing over Vietnam.
- 1987 - Boris builds an electric Stomach.
- 1988 - Not to be outdone General Motors builds an Atomic Stomach.
- 1990 - Road Kill is offically the new Mystery Meat in School Lunches.
- 1995 - Steve Ballmer runs over my dog after yelling at the top of his lungs “I'm going to fucking bury that dog. I've done it before and I will do it again. I'm going to Fucking Kill that dog”.
- 1998 - Road killed.
- 2003 - Jesus's head is seen when a 16 year old tin of sardines is opened in Belfast.
- 2007 - 2008 is ran over by 2009
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2008 - Broken Paste Button
- 2013 - The war on terror is finally brought to an end as their leader,Bill Odiie, is cought by US forces
