Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 12
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May 12: Barry Manilow Appreciation Day
- 1512 - Trees first discovered by Felix Gonzalez de Sanchez in Bilbao, Spain
- 1944 - Adolf Hitler decrees that the umlaut must occur over every ninth letter in writing, whether a vowel or consonant.
- 1957 - First Family Circus cartoon published in a underground New York porn magazine
- 1974 - Depressed mood ring commits suicide.
- 1985 - The Book of the Dead is discovered by a 12 year old child in London, sold for 3 baseball cards and a Jefferson Starship casette tape
- 2003 - Pocahontas sells her memoir "Hokey Pokey: Frolicking, Singing, and Doing a White Guy" to Disney, which is then made into a hit movie.
- 2004 - The zombie of Walter Cronkite rises from the ground to report on the Alabama tri-county kitten pagent.
- 2008 - James Madison returns to the scene of the crime where he ate George Bush and verbally abuses the Queen of England while she was doing her daily pilates. The Queen was not amused, and she simply replied with "BYAAAAHHH!!!" James Madison responded by excreting George Bush onto the carpet.
