Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 20
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May 20: Have a Vision of the Virgin Mary Day (South America and Spain)
- 370 - Saint Lucifer, a.k.a. the Devil, somehow gets made a saint, despite being the Devil and all that. God knows how that happened.
- 1492 - Christina Columbus, the illegitimate daughter of a mediocre sailor, discovers a new continent, only to have her father Christopher claim the discovery as his own.
- 1551 - For an entire year, people make lame jokes about anagrams and dying of syphilis.
- 1732 - Queen Victoria, the Virgin Queen, declares war on France. Again.
- 1927 - Charles Lindbergh impresses two continents and wins a load of cash.
- 1930 - A time-travelling Jimbo Wales makes an unsuccessful attempt to kill Hitler. The two later become the best of friends.
- 1932 - Popeye is introduced to Extra Virgin Olive Oyl.
- 1962 - James Drury is The Virgin, star of America's favorite TV western.
- 1971 - Responding to the Soviet Union's announcementof the day before the BBC start legal predings for copyright violation, claiming "Mars 2 is just a cheap knock off of Button Moon".
- 1987 - The Virgin Connie Swail sighted in a flock of sheep.
- 1988 - Night Court is cancelled. The suicide rate for shut-ins triples overnight.
- 1992 - International phenomenon Energy Goose is born, only to die tragically 3 miles before the runway, on which 2 young whippersnappers are wrestling over a beard, previously owned by Energy Goose, back in the Energyham Lincolngoose era.
- 1995 - Some Guy finally translates De Bello Gallico.
- 1999 - Sophia Capicola directs the The Virgin Suicides to the delight of spaced out club kids everywhere.
- 2004 - McCaulay Caulkin finally loses his virginity while falling from a cliff.
- 2007 - Illegal aliens crossing the US/Mexico border see the Virgin Mary in the Bush Administration's new 10000 volt border fence; financed by Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie declares herself absolute ruler of what she dubs " New Mexico ".
