Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 20
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November 20: Sophia Day, and day of the Christophe Rookesh
- 500 BC - Greeks invent philosophy(filos=love, Sophia)
- 479 BC - Sophia invents boobs , millions stare.
- 284 - Dodecahedron becomes Roman Emperor.
- 403 - The Hagia Sophia completed in Constantinople. Her majestic domes are just huge.
- 1453 - Turks capture Constantinople and rename it Is Stan Bull, adding minarets as phallic symbols around the Hagia Sophia.
- 1910 - Mexican Revolution begins. Mexicans get some Madero and Porfirio Díaz is not amused at all.
- 1910 - (about 1 o'clock PM): Siesta in Mexico. Revolution postponed.
- 1917 - World War I: Battle of Cambrai begins - The Allies make surprise attack on the German Trenches while the Soldiers are transfixed on Sophia's Invention.
- 1950 - Sofia Loren enters puberty. The Acme Hand Lotion Company sees its stock quadruple almost overnight.
- 1958 - Sofia films 'Boy On A Dolphin'. Years later, Michael Jackson will purchase rights for the remake.
- 1988 - Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man wed
- 1996 - Chris rook declares war on England
- 2004 - Hughesy flashes, Invention of the whirly-copter and alternative contraception.
- 2028 - After 40 years of marriage, Pac-Man tragically dies whilst at work, Ms Pac-Man disbands the Pac-Man series of games. Forum riots ensue.
- 3000 - George and Conrad begin the Russian revolution.
- 3000 - Russian revolution postponed due to Conrad sciving due to injections (the UN-Pain)
- 3000 - Owner of Sainsbury's Aaron Dean declares war on Russia and Tesco's
- 3000 - Chris Rook defends Russia by declaring war on himself.
- 10000 - Pie is made illegal in communist Russian-America
- 10001 - Lankiness is made illegal world wide.
