Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 28
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September 28: Kill a Homeless Person Day
- 214 - Roman Emperor Biggis Migumus kills all the homeless people in his kingdom.
- 215 - Roman Emperor Biggis Migumus waits a year and kills all the homeless people that migrated into his kingdom over the past year.
- 216 - Roman Emperor Biggis Migumus dies and is replaced by a homeless person that kills himself.
- 1492 - Christopher Columbus goes to the americas and kills all the natives. He said "Teepees are not homes. That means that they are homeless."
- 1878 - The homeless people enlisted by the South during the Civil War are killed by the home owners from the South. Believed to be the reason the South lost.
- 1965 - 'The Man' goes on a rampage, killing all of the homeless hippies he can find.
- 1986 - Ronald Reagan refers to homeless persons as "the hobos of evil".
- 1992 - Large U.S. cities pass tough "anti-begging ordinances". The loss of aggressive begging tactics by homeless puts big dent in the group's per capita income levels.
- 1997 - Bill Clinton kills himself a homeless person: press has a field day.
- 1998 - Bill Clinton Makes Statement, "I did not have murderous relations with that homeless person".
- 2006 - Dick Cheney hunts for homeless people and accidentally shoots some guy that isn't homeless. Surprise Surprise.
- 2007 - The First Annual "Lazer Fight Day" Commences with the Ancient "Non-Domo Homo Asplodo"
- 2008 - Homeless people are now classified as trackers and all trackers are sent to japan to be killed
- 2032 - Homeless people take over the world, destroy all traces of civilization, then die of starvation and exposure. World governments resume control as though nothing happened.
