Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 3

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September 3: National Get in my Pants Day (UK)

• 447 B.C. - The word “fabulous” is invented by Plato.
• 1916 - Eddie Stanky, American baseball player is born. One finger you shouldn't pull.
• 1773 - John Hancock hides in Samuel Adam's Pants. Later first signee on Declaration of Independence because he had the biggest cock.
• 1974 - William Shatner discovers the world's largest known deposits of tiberium in his back garden.
• 1988 - Billy Ocean wants you to get outta his dreams, and into his pants, bitch.
• 1992 - Paris Hilton gets into her own pants, then mysteriously falls out of them. Repeatedly.
• 2004 - Saddam Hussein discovered hiding in a crabs-hole in someone's pants. He is caught, and promptly returned, dizzy, to his country. Citizens look away in shame.
• 2006 - Maine changes name to Mayne