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Contents 1 Week of 24 June 2 Week of 17 June 3 Week of 10 June 4 Week of 3 June

Week of 24 June

• 87.242.117.128 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) Buttmonkey. --General Insineratehymn 02:01, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
• King Toot (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) n00b - 1st thing he did was vandalise Newton's Second Law -- Underground
• Krapal (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) Insulting admins via invisible forum comments --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 01:44, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Update: He's actually an even bigger vandal. Made tons of crap articles, edits and blanked n00b. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 02:02, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

• Chamillitary (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - Blanking and personal attacks on Cranberries. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:14, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Warned. Won't even consider doing that again for a week, it was such a stern warning. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/29 23:25

• 213.42.21.151 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - Vandablanked Denmark. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:17, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Forever is a long time. Happily, this lucky customer is about to learn what it feels like. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

• Svlad cjeli (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - uploaded that picture of the "big penis guy" from the goa tse website --THE 16:44, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

I doubt he'll be back after two months. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

• 86.157.206.190 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - Senceless unfunny mutilation of an article and name calling on user talk page --Vosnul 07:57, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

A) It's spelled senseless, and B) I found both edits moderately amusing. Granted, the Hanks one wasn't great, but it showed some glint of humor. Go buy yourself some, and then come back. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/29 12:51

• 24.90.189.134 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - Vanda-blanked Car. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:16, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Book has been thrown. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:23, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

• 61.90.248.250 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) Spammer. --General Insineratehymn 01:11, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
• 68.205.61.175 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) Vandalizing iTrip. --General Insineratehymn 00:02, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Among other pages. I sent him and his lover on a vacation. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/29 00:33

• Fatheadskippy (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) Vandalized My Chemical Romance (Band} --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 16:54, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
• 172.202.56.56 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) Repeated vandalising of HowTo:Get Downs Syndrome. RabbiTechno 13:38, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
• Mmorg8 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - Appears to be a Jehovah's Witness, which of course is against the rules. The Bardiephraser 06:41, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
• 137.132.3.11 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - Blanked the Pope's Biography --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  01:55, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
• 203.126.254.139 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - Yet another poorly-configured spambot. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 19:24, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

We get that same one every few days. Gone forever. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/27 19:33

Interestingly, the IPs doing that are all from Singapore. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 19:36, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

• Tamper (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - Redirected UnNews:Man Found Dead In G-Rated Movie to Goatse. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 19:04, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I don't think that was "formatting" as his edit summary indicated. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/27 19:33

• 71.161.233.137 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - Repetedly blanked Slashdot.org. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 19:04, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Gone. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/27 19:33

• 68.126.43.155 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - It Apparently Likes Thundercats --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  18:08, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Gone before you posted this. Such efficiency frees us up to talk about sig length. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/27 18:16

• Penislolz (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) Linking to a shock site on an article, possibly an EDian. --General Insineratehymn 14:59, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I fail to see any such edits, even on their deleted pages. Are you sure you know what you're talking about? Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/27 15:46

Well, he typed the text meatspin.com and I assume it was linked. --General Insineratehymn 15:52, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

It was definitely not a link. Anyway, I'll ask him to do some reading before making any more one-line edits. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/27 16:04

• ORION (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) Erased a comment on VFH[1] --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:54, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
• 219.99.215.189 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) Spammer. --General Insineratehymn 17:25, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
• 208.111.233.165 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) Vandalised Cancer (beverage) in a revenge attack on Olipro for huffing some crap article. Twice. RabbiTechno 13:32, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

• 58.109.105.155 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - Blanked World War II. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 10:09, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
• 217.65.158.131 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) Blanked Pizza and created a vanity page. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 10:09, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
• Anti-Andorin Kato (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 200 bucks says this is Cookies. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 19:41, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

User no longer seems to exist. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 06/25 19:45

• 65.78.140.116 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) - Blanker. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:11, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Swept under the rug and forgotten.