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You idiot Pixelantes,
I'd like to bring up a serious issue with you tonight.
It has been said that unnecessary violence is bad, but I don't think anything's black and white.
I spilled grape juice on our constitution yesterday.
My deepest sorrow goes out to the family of Barbara Walters.
We must stand on our country's four most fundamental pillars of justice, freedom, and the rights of mankind.
Any other thinking is simply unpatriotic.
Thank you.
