Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Kleptomania

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[edit] Directions

1:Choose a random article.

2:Randomly choose 3 words from the article.

3:Cut out

4:Paste them into the Kleptomaniac's stash box below.

5:Repeat steps 2, 3 and 4 .

6:If they give you chance, try and blag your way out of a ban claiming it is all due of a psycological problem you have, that you can change and you will replace everything you have stolen straight away.

7: There is no step 7. You stole it.

[edit] Kleptomaniac's Stash Box

1 point for each 3 words you add. 10 bonus points from each 3 words you steal from an article admin have contibuted to..... 100 bonus point if you manage to put everything back before admin decide to ban you anyway.

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