Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/slots
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Slots do not accept money. Use the token machine to your right. Each token costs $1, and a spin of the slots costs 3 tokens.*
*Tokens cannot be exchanged for cash, or any sort of prize whatsoever.
| Spin | Prize | ||
|---|---|---|---|
 | | | Super Jackpot |
 | | | Jackpot |
 | | | 100 tokens |
 | | | 75 tokens |
 | | | 30 tokens |
| | | Any | 10 tokens |
| | Any | Any | 1 token |
The LCD display on the machine to display the Super Jackpot and Jackpot appear to be broken...
Super Jackpot is currently:
|¯| | | ¯ |
_ | | |_
tokens
Jackpot is currently:
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tokens
