Uncyclopedia:Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation/winners
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March
Todd_Lyons (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +8
- It HAS to be the ToddMeister......Nominate and For -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- Enthusiastic for. I mean, comon, people. He came up with the idea AND was the best announcer. Heck, you should name the award after HIM.--<<
>> 03:18, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
- Comment: Don't go mad Brad.... :) -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- For.--Winston 16:57, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
- For ~Sir Rangeley
GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 21:01, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
- For Good old Todd...--Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:05, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
- For ---
Rev. Isra (talk) 03:25, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
- For - David Gerard 13:31, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
- Todd for the win! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:08, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
April
Bradaphraser (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +9
- Nomination Many good recordings. Done in a good dead pan delivery. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:32, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- For - seeing as his AAAAAAA AAA AAAAA! audio file nearly made me do a little wee, how could I say no --Olipro
(Harass) 23:40, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. Consistently good work. ~Sir Rangeley
GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:01, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. BTW: I love you guys.--<<
>> 02:05, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For Pure Genious--
Private First Class Nappoleon V Talk Decorations 02:46, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. Brad has THE newscaster voice... and what it lacks is made up for in smoothness and cohersion.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:50, 3 April 2006 (PDT)
- For, obviously. It couldn't really be anyone else (and not just because nobody else has been nominated). 23:01, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
- For -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 13:38, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
- FOR IN BOLD CAPS. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 12:43, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
- FOR no real reason!--Alia kenobi 01:18, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
- Against Just to be an asshole. --Spin 00:24, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
- For He's definitely awesome; great reading style. --Composure1 03:44, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
May
Olipro (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +8
- Nom and For - Mr. O. O'Reilly is quite the newscaster. He's read ungodly amounts of the UnNews articles, and set up
the Podcast of Ultimate Pain and SufferingRadio Free Pub-lunch. That, and if we don't get the ball rolling soon, there won't be a winner for May. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:41, 20 May 2006 (UTC) - For. Holy crap, you're right!--<<
>> 04:18, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
- For all the latest news -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 12:25, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
- For. If not only for this.--Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 11:45, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
- For, definately putting out great recordings. ~Sir Rangeley
GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 15:31, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
- Vote --ZB 16:23, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
- Comment. I only found out about this yesterday; I almost feel loved :P, cheers guys! --Olipro
Anchor (Harass) 11:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
- For how long has he been deserving this? --The Rt. Hon. BarryC
MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 08:04, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
- For, zhang! --
HP talk 00:35, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
June
Zim_ulator (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +10
- Nom and For - well, there's not really anyone else to vote for at the very least and he's been writing and turning out newscasts like a crazy foo' on crack, so I think he's highly suitable! --Olipro
Anchor (Harass) 16:40, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
- Yes....punches fist in the air. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 17:44, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
- Yes....punches outstreched hand into the air. --ZB 22:00, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
- Yes (punches the horns into the air) Though, I would like to see a bit of consistency on how he opens and closes the newscast. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:02, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
- For. This award has been highly competitive up to this point, and I see no reason to change that glorious history now...--<<
>> 01:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
- For, rivoting, should've had Katie Curic's job --
HP talk 04:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
- Yay! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC
MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 15:54, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
- Fore! Igor, grab me my voting staff. I deem you worthy! Pshazap! ___ Sliferjam 16:17, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
- For. Almost every UnNews article I've ever seen has been recorded, or is being record, by Zim. ~ 16:24, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
- For Does a lot of recording, and is really good at it too! --
SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 23:24, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
July
Rangeley (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +5
- Nomination and For. We're running out of candidates for this, aren't we? Anyway, he's read a few articles, and he's done them better than I have. Therefore, up you go on the cutting board! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 06:42, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
- For. Just evening up this tight race... -- Sir Cornbread The Great
[SHOUT] [MUN] ~RAP~ [GET IT FEATURED!] 05:27, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
- Definately For. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 13:05, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
- For, because every vote counts.--<<
>> 14:00, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
- for because every count votes. signed, Count Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:31, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
August
Zim_ulator (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +13
- Nomination and For. He has really kept it updated nicely with quality recordings, and should be recognized for his not slacking offiness even as others appear to. ~Sir Rangeley
GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 22:24, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
- Conditional For As long as no one else is nominate I will vote for him. He deserves it, and I don't want to go off and find someone else who deserves it too. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 13:07, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
- For and Comment. You couldnt anyway. He's the only one that does it. -- Sir C
Holla | CUN 22:21, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
- For Hell, I think the man might be Emmanuel Goldstein himself! -- Sir Mordillo
GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 19:54, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. Good form & Good show. --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 03:35, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
- For...Zim really is Tom Brokaw in real life...what a slacker --
HP talk 18:14, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
- For because he adds some of the best accents out there. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 04:20, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
- For He might be the only one to have actually read all of my articles. --Composure1 02:27, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. But, Uncyclopedia awarding someone for not being lazy?!? *Head Explodes*
- he he he ... forgot to sign my vote ... --Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 00:55, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
- For Is there anyone else that could even run? He recorded my articles in record time, too! My Hero.
17:21, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
- Auto-For Whenever he is nominated, now or in the future, unless I state otherwise. ~ 17:24, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
- For - not only is this deserved, but also good to see people winning awards more than once, for a change. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 17:46, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
- Against. HEY, LOOK EVERYONE, I'M BEING DIFFERENT! (is shot) Seriously, though, you've already won once. The only reason I'm not nominating anyone else is because the competion either sounds vaguely like Homestar Runner, only did one way back in the day, or is stuck on dialup (and is me, besides—I can't self-nom). Don't take it personally; I still think you're a heckuva reporter. >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋ 17:45, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. The henchman is good. Too good... --The Rt. Hon. BarryC
MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 11:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
- For again. -- Hindleyite 11:13, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
September
Severian (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +4
- Nom and For because we're running out of time. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:35, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
- For Sure why not? This is bad ass;-) as a matter of fact.-- Sir Severian
(Sprich mit mir!)
21:40, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
- JA -- Sir Mordillo
GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 21:43, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
- For I could have sworn that it was all true. Good show!
Premier Tom Mayfair
12:42, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
Hinoa4 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +1
Just for a bit of competition this month, I'm breaking the rules and nomming myself. Hey, I did some of these, too! Please don't kill me, though. Nom, but not for. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:35, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
- For Meh, sure. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:17, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
Olipro (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +3
- Nom and For doing all the hard work to get our podcast working properly and listed with Apples directory. Now that's spreading misinformation. Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:00, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
- For the underdog. -- Hindleyite 15:50, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah. -- Sir C
Holla | CUN 04:22, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
October
Ununbilium (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +10
- Nomination & For
Premier Tom Mayfair
10:55, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
- For! Ah the wonders of a democracy, still prefer communism though... NeoZidane CUNT



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соединяйтесь!
- For Actually, I've never heard his audios, but after the whole sand nippers incident (you know what I'm talking about), i've been trying to be nice to all Middle-Easterners. I'm not racist!! --Señor DiZtheGreat
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:19, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
- For. Aaaaaaaagh, I'm so jealous. *has temper tantrum* :) --Flyingfeline 21:26, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
- For his beautiful treatment of a few things I've worked on. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM
