Uncyclopedia:FFS
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[edit] Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )
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[edit] Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 1
- N♥m && f♥r. Attempted to join the cabal. Even though such an exemplary organization does not exist, and as much as I wish that it did, this sort of tomfoolery cannot be tolerated. In short, fie. sir
sysrq @ 17:40 Jul 4
[edit] EugeneKay (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
[edit] <insert name here> (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem 1st all) • Logs • Groups)
- How long has it been since the {{USERNAME}} template's been up here? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:19, Jun 30
- For! --<insert name here> 04:56, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
- Four EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 16:32, Saturday 05 July 2008
[edit] Cajek (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 2
- Tradition If I had a ban for every time I said that... I'd be absofuckinglutely nowhere near Cajek's level --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
15:54, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
- F♥r. I think it's been 20 minutes, he's due for another ban. sir
sysrq @ 22:51 Jun 17
[edit] DJ Irreverent (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 0
- Tradition i liek bran, and I suck a guitar. There, that should be good enough for my resume. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:54, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
- Against because it's my personal mission to make sure Irreverent never gets what he wants in life. Even if it's a ban. --Hyperbole 20:25, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Hyperbole (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +1
- For I don't want you banned. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:29, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
- Abstain I'm getting mixed signals, here. --Hyperbole 23:11, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Roman Dog Bird (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +3 vote(s) to help RDB get a job
- Major for. i liek ban, and I suck at guitar. There, that should be good enough for my resume. --Officer and Soldier Frankie! (R.D.B.) "Everything I build. I destroy." 02:54, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
I liek for I also heard you liek Mudkipz. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:29, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
- I'm so good at guitar. Also, I have a huge cock. Fuck you, RDB. (I don't even know who you are, that should be reason enough.) sirsysrq @ 22:52 Jun 17
- Huge In comparison to a mouse or one of those bacterias that reproduce asexually --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:27, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Dexter111344 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +3 votes out of boredom
- Self-nom & 4 I mean, I even nommed myself! I really must deserve it. I suck. Everyone hates me. Vote for me, you fucking pussies! --Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 21:00, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
Against. Prove to me that you deserve it first and then we'll talk. Maybe next month. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:52 Jun 3
- For IMO, self whoring Noms deserve for votes in my book. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:32, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Abstain per SysRq. Isshiki Kotonashi-ue =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 15:36, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
- For Asked me to. -RAHB 00:44, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- For Voting too much on VFD. Also, some other comment he wrote somewhere, which I forget, but he knows what it is, and he's likely to get a kick in the balls if he says anything like that again. MrN
11:35, Jun 29
[edit] VGDictator (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +2 Internet Lolcats
- Nom and For Due to not actually making any articles (although that is one sexy game). Also, he/she/it said something about my cat that I find rather offensive. Isshiki Kotonashi-chama =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 01:37, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- Douche. Get the ---- out. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:10 May 1
- It's OK, we really love you. MASSIVE FOR. Mindless drivel Pointless edits 02:20, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Against. He hasn't done anything wrong. There's this guy who pretends to be Japanese who's pretty annoying, though. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 02:41, 1 May 2008 (UTC)- Actually I need to be banned until May 23, so I can actually get schoolwork done, please. Isshiki Kotonashi-tan =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 18:16, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
n00bz —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 82.0.195.125 (talk • contribs)
- Like you can talk, silly. =3 Isshiki Kotonashi-shi =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 19:38, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +1 Image Vandals
- Nom and
ForFor fucking up the nomination for Uncyclopedia:VFP/1, the orginal image that was up for nomination was better but he changed it mid nomination.--Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 23:35, 20 April 2008 (UTC)- This sounds like whining to me. I refuse to vote unless this nom is in true spirit of FFS and not just some whiny VFP BS. sirsysrq @ 01:50 Apr 21
- Maybe but I felt it wasn't bad enough to send to the next level, so I listed it here so it wouldn't be as hard. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 06:44, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- This sounds like whining to me. I refuse to vote unless this nom is in true spirit of FFS and not just some whiny VFP BS. sir
- Retracting For Vote I kinda gave up on this one and I felt its not needed anymore. If you have another reason to vote for baning you can vote on it on this nom I guess. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 00:26, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- For FS --SYNDROME MUN medicate 06:49, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Syndrome (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 1 weird people
- Nom and For - A weird little oddball if I say so myself. --The Improver talk • contribs • 20:48, Apr 14 2008 (UTC)
- Against. I was going to vote "for," but you misspelled "weird" twice in this nomination. Shame. sirsysrq @ 21:00 Apr 14
*Against. Don't be silly. Or not. Isshiki Kotonashi-chin =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 01:03, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- Against. I have this pattern of being banned biannually on April 9 and I don't want to break it. Is The Improver's vote annulled? --SYNDROME MUN medicate 02:42, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- Change vote to For Isshiki Kotonashi-san =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 17:16, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
- For Ace Attacker 05:44, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] !!!!!!PENISPENISPENIS!!!!!! (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: 4 hatehatehaters
- Nom and For I've had enough of this guy's sexist remarks. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 12:56, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
- For. Only one contribution, lots of !!!!!PENISPENISPENIS!!!!! on his userpage. Gay name. Madmikeuk 08:51, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
- !!!!!!STRONGFORSTRONGFORSTRONGFOR!!!!!! -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 •
13:52, May. 13, 2008
- Whoops! Were you looking for Ban Patrol? Also, for. Isshiki Kotonashi-tan =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 17:05, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Capercorn (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: .5 - It may be yes, it may be no...
- Nom and For - I fail. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 23:56, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- For. - Yeah, epic failure. Geet him outta here. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 70.90.49.254 (talk • contribs)
- Against. Also undeserving. Start some flamewars, write an article bashing your favorite sysop, and I'll reconsider. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:05 Mar 11
- No, No, No! - Bong Bilky Asko Talk Here 19:20, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
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Against. ...Sorry. Isshiki Kotonashi-sama =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 01:04, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- Changed vote to For. Isshiki Kotonashi-chan =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 14:44, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Kip the Dip (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +3 Users that keep tradition alive +1 that wants to do everyone a favour!
- Nom and For This is his favorite award and traditions must be upheld. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 03:20, 1 February 2008 (UTC)