Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize/winners
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2006
March
Wild_Weasel (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +1
- Nomination and For. Very funny articles. ~Sir Rangeley
GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 01:21, 29 March 2006 (UTC)
April
Bradaphraser (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +3
- Nom and For. Great Articles too. --The Rt. Hon. Lord Chief Justice BarryC ('02) MUN
(Complaints) 09:36, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
- For the love of Christ! -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 15:06, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
- For-Your apology was priceless!--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 15:25, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
Composure1 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +6
- Nomination and for. He did an amazing amount of articles this month, all of a high quality with quite a few laughs. This was definately his month. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 23:03, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:04, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. Breaking UnNews: Reporter Composure1 shamelessly votes for himself --Composure1 01:02, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
- For Kikimora 19:55, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. Lots of great quality articles, well deserving of this.
17:02, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
- For. Since this vote is for UnNews articles, I'm gonna have to go with Composure. Thanks for the support, everyone, but Composure really deserves this one more.--<<
>> 22:09, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
May
Hawthorn_Peebles (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +7
- Nomination and for. Comon people! We need some nominees for the terrific UnNews writers! HP got my vote this month for the panty raid article. The title alone made me laugh HARD.--<<>> 15:55, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
- For Only because his name is so
sexyawesome. --ZB 00:27, 26 May 2006 (UTC) - For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:28, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
- Four Palestinians killed in panty raid -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 01:37, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
- For He's certainly very dedicated to UnNews --Composure1 03:14, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
- Fore! This is the first vote I've given to anyone, for anything, because the Panty Raid article deserves it, if not for content, for the very idea. Brilliance, I say; Brilliance! --The Rev. Sem. Jayrod Nail Your Theses MUN WH 07:04, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
- For. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 14:35, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
- Comment, OMG, OMG, OMG !!! The story behind that story is that it came from a dream I had one night and the next morning I saw a bunch of Palestinians dying on the news (like thats never happened), and voila, I put the two together...and the deadly panty raid was born. --
HP talk 22:11, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
June
Olipro (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +9
- N+F....he da man. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 16:46, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
- Foreskin - Absolutely! Oli rocks! Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:56, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
- For. A stalwart (W)anchorman. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:07, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
- For. It often seems like this place would fall apart without him :) --Composure1 00:18, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
- For. Mr. UnNews himself.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:20, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
- Fer. --Splaka 04:47, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
- For?.--MuCal. Tayor
MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
- Comment. Wow, the love is really creeping up on me now... Guess I better start making the rounds with one of those "you voted for me, I love you sooo much"-type templates :P --Olipro Anchor CUN (Harass) 14:55, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
- For, because I want a f!*@-ing template!!!!--<<>> 15:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
- For, and you can give my template to Brad. >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋ 06:50, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
July
CScott (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +5
- Nomination and For. Has written 5 UnNews articles, all of which have been very good, well-developed, etc. 3 have even been recorded (Gay Marriage Responsible for Global Warming, United States May Not Be Center of the Universe, Teenager Seeks Restraining Order Against Jesus.) So uhh... yeah, I guess you vote now.
- For with bells on. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 10:21, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
- For. Of course you realize that this vote, while well deserved, means I can't find any competition for this month. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 01:58, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
- For, because the competition is fierce.--<<>> 04:06, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
- Sure. Tough decision. -- Sir Cornbread The Great [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 01:51, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
- Excellent number of articles of the highest calibre. FOR. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 13:07, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
August
Mordillo
Score: +19
- Nom and For. Has done excellent work under difficult conditions.--Procopius 12:16, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
- For I agree. Nice articles. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles)
- KUN SEXY WH20:45, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
- Reserving judgement for the moment. I think Mordillo has done some great stuff (I laughed myself stupid at UnNews:67% of Israeli teens call current war "bitchin'!", but so has the good ayatollah himself. Mordillo is working under fire, but it's not the ayatollah's fault that no one is bombing Utah at the moment. I'll probably hold out until we have a clear winner and then jump on their bandwagon. (Of course, if someone nominates me, I'll just vote for myself.) -- Sir Armando Perentie
KUN FP 04:29, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. Nah, sod it. I've been reading more of Mordillo's stuff and I have to say: "I take my hat and my pants off to you, sir." -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 04:50, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
- Comment Just to be fair, the 67% bit is the Ayatollah's work....:) Oh, and there's no problem what so ever to bomb Utah in order for him to get some good writing atmosphere...-- Sir Mordillo
GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 07:34, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
- D'oh! Of course that yarn was the Ayatollah's (but, since you're from Israel and all, I don't spose you have a phone number for McStaycee Rosenstein, do you?). Also, I think Utah is a dry county, so the Ayatollah has his own problems already. Still, my vote stands. Go Mor-dee-yo! -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:54, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
- D'oh! Of course that yarn was the Ayatollah's (but, since you're from Israel and all, I don't spose you have a phone number for McStaycee Rosenstein, do you?). Also, I think Utah is a dry county, so the Ayatollah has his own problems already. Still, my vote stands. Go Mor-dee-yo! -- Sir Armando Perentie
- For And that's just for not to be fair...I mean, I have to vote for myself no? -- Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 07:34, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. Brave journalists that endanger their lives to fullfil their duty and bring us the most acurate and up-to-date misinformation from the eye of the storm, are the pride of our community. I am not a great fan of unnews, but I have to follow Mordillo's reports to know whether there are rockets about to fall on my head.---Asteroid B612
(aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:26, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
- For I am one his Honorary Jews, we are so kicking ass in the Middle East, and he is writing some good stuff for our side. -- Sir Severian
(Sprich mit mir!) 
14:36, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
- Shalom --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 13:08, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. Makes articles at a ridiculous speed. -- Sir C Holla | CUN 22:25, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
- For anybody that puts out like a sweet Amsterdam whore and who also wrote the old unnews article: Microsoft buys up Uncyclopedia. (those fuckers still haven't paid my dividends yet!), also should note what a hot friggin' month August has turned out to be for unnews stories, the competition is unbearable: Ayatollah, Zimulator, Master Pain, Composure1, Electrified mocha chinchilla, Me --HP talk 02:57, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. Although, as an Israeli, he should really get about 28% of the vote and put together a coalition with 2 other good candidates and 14 lunatics, shouldn't he? Anyway, we'd better vote for him now, in case lasting peace breaks out in the Middle East or something. --Falcotron 07:20, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
- PS, Imrealized wrote the funniest single article of the month. --Falcotron 07:22, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
- Which one was that? -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:51, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
- Which one was that? -- Sir Armando Perentie
- For his frontline misreporting. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 21:53, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
- For -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 16:55, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. I came here SPECIFICALLY to vote for him, and all these other bastards beat me to it.--<<>> 21:19, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
- For. Never heard of the bastard.--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 21:24, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
- for I could have sworn I'd already voted for the bastard... funny, prolific, and Jewish... so, why not? Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:39, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
- For An excellent Middle East un-reporter. --Composure1 02:41, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
- For-The least I can do since I voted against his Cambodia article--
Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 21:04, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
- Hey Claudius, Cambodia was mine. But if you feel that way you can always vote for me next month ;-) -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 16:10, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
- Hey Claudius, Cambodia was mine. But if you feel that way you can always vote for me next month ;-) -- Sir Armando Perentie
- For reporting excellence. Er, excellence in reporting. Whatever. -- Imrealized ...huh? 05:46, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
- For (doffs cap). -- Hindleyite 11:14, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
September
Oh oh, what will happen if it's a tie? I think we should have both candidates write an UnNews article about themselves winning the Foolitzer Prize, and whichever one of those is voted to be better would win. --Composure1 14:23, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
Why not give it to them both? -- Sir Mordillo 
GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 14:17, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
Ayatollah Gurkhmeini (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +9
- Nom and For -- Written a lot of excellent stories, and is one of the least praised UnNews writers. Check out his works here -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 01:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
- For - Great writer--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 04:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
- For - I'm all for the Ayatollah's work - he's definitely has some great articles in the past few months and it's about time he gets this award. But this also leads me to a theoretical question - is this award meant to honor someone's "overall acheivement," or just work in the given month? B/c if it's meant for September, it seems a bit early to start the nominations :). --Composure1 05:01, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
- Good question.-- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
- Sure people could get nominated anytime, and of course people can vote anytime. Some possibilities could be:
- Good question.-- Sir Armando Perentie
- For. I think I'll take Staycee McRosenstein with me to the grave. Though I'd rather the boudoir. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
- For. I think both are deserving with past articles, however I'm giving my vote to the Ayatollah for producing more contributions this month. --HP talk
14:51, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
- N/A I just wanted to state for the record that this contest is tough. Both of these fine gentlemen deserve to be showered in virgins, or something. Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:57, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
- Thanks, Rev. I can't speak for the good Ayatollah, but for me you can keep your virgins -- they don't know what they're doing. At least that's what I imagine. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:58, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
- Thanks, Rev. I can't speak for the good Ayatollah, but for me you can keep your virgins -- they don't know what they're doing. At least that's what I imagine. -- Sir Armando Perentie
- For, just to tip the scales, but frankly I dont think either is that funny. -- Sir C Holla | CUN 00:26, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
- Difficult to seperate the two nominees, but I think the Ayatollah shades it. Just. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 14:00, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
- For No ties. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:02, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
- Ayeatollah. -- Hindleyite 15:51, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
Armando (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +9
- Nom and For A fellow reporter which I'm proud calling a
Mate,Cobber,AussieWhatever these people downunder call thesmelvs these days...Has written excellent pieces such as UnNews:Pastafarian uprising stuns Middle East, UnNews:Moro Islamic Liberation Front needs new acronym, UnNews:Cthulhu severs ties with Miskatonic University and more can be found Here. Also, had the pleasure of looking down a barrel of an Israeli female soldier (she was redhead as well no?) and THAT qualify as combat writing in my view! -- Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 17:08, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
- Comment: Before I vote, I'd like to hear more about this redhead.--Procopius 23:14, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
- Damn, she was cute. And she was getting seriously suspicious about the plastic peeling off the photo page of my passport. Luckily, her superior believed that it was nothing more than good, honest backpacker sweat causing the problem. And then she got annoyed that I didn't want her to stamp my passport. To paraphrase Young MC: there's one more girl I won't be bedding. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 15:36, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
- Damn, she was cute. And she was getting seriously suspicious about the plastic peeling off the photo page of my passport. Luckily, her superior believed that it was nothing more than good, honest backpacker sweat causing the problem. And then she got annoyed that I didn't want her to stamp my passport. To paraphrase Young MC: there's one more girl I won't be bedding. -- Sir Armando Perentie
- For because I've been threatened into it even though I would have voted for him anyway. --
!!! ??? 22:24, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
- for contributing many good articles, and not making me work very hard at all. Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:55, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
- 'For: All in all, a great man with great articles. -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH22:11, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
- For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:40, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
- For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:27, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
- For. The Ayatollah is deserving, too, but Mordillo's God will damn me if I don't vote.--Procopius 13:39, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
- For What can I say? He's fucking hillarious! Lowee 14:59, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
- For, though I can guess who's winning next month.--<<>> 15:13, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
October
Tshell (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Score: +12
- Nom & for - Tshell has literally had a monopoly on UnNews for some time now. Up until a few days ago, Tshell's user page didn't even exist (which leads a few to believe he/she/it is some sort of sockpuppet designed to create hilarious UnNews articles). -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 01:11, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
- For, yes I agree, this bastard even had the BALLS to edit my news articles...and made them funnier, DAMNIT!!!! Have a nice day. --HP talk 01:38, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
- For Yeah I like this guy...he's funny as hell. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:11, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
- He teh funny. For. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 10:42, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
- For. I take my hat and trousers off to you, Sir/Madam. -- Sir Armando Perentie