Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization

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Imperial Colonizations are very much similar to Wikipedia's "collaborations," and involve a group of people working to improve the week's article. Each week a new article will be chosen for the effort.

The week's pick must be a well known person, place, or thing so as to allow the largest group of people to contribute to its making. The pick can be a pre-existing article, in which case it will be re-written, or it can be a completely new article that has not yet been made.

The goal is to create an article that is of a high quality, perhaps even high enough quality to be featured. But in the very least, it will help to extend Uncyclopedia's coverage of areas and do so in a smashingly fun way.

[edit] Rules

  • Only registered users and sockpuppets may vote, however sockpuppets are not allowed to nominate.
  • Only vote for articles that you will personally help to improve, either with format or with humour writing.
  • Do not vote for all of the nominations. If you do, your votes will be discounted, as most nominations are so stupid that you are bound to vote against.
  • The article with the most votes at selection time will become the next COTW.
  • You can nominate for as many articles as you like, as long as the number does not surpass three.
  • Collaborators may want to use Uncyclopedia's IRC chat to discuss and organize articles.

Contents

Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise‎ is this week's Colonization.

Help humor settle in its lush, resource rich land!


[edit] Past Colonizations

Robert Mugabe • McDonald's

for a vote record, see here

[edit] Current Colonization

[edit] Colonization will be taking a break during the PLS

(if you do, however, wish to colonize something, you can get a head start on Frank Zappa, which would have been this weeks colony) -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:14, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Next Weeks Nominations

[edit] The Big Lebowski

Score: +3

[edit] Richard Nixon

Score: +4

[edit] Frank Zappa

Score: +4

[edit] Wal★Mart

Score: +4
  • Same reasoning as McDonald's.   ~   Cajek! <16:09, 07 Jul 2008>
  • I came here to nominate this one, and you beat me to the punch sir. This needs it. For The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:42, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Same reasoning as McCajek... MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 17:23, Jul 12
  • What, we're voting now? Okay. For. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 20:08, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Death

Score: +2
  • I would think it is a fairly well-seen article, and right now it is just a bunch of crappy lists. I figure we could do a pretty good job with it. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:30, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  • For Though I've always thought redirecting to You are dead may be a nice idea too. -RAHB 04:28, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Hell

Score: +4

[edit] Wayne's World

Score: +1
  • I am surprised we don't have a Wayne's World article! ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80☭ 00:44, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] John McCain

Score: +2
  • The article is lackluster, there's lots of potential for many to contribute, and the timing is ripe. ~Sir Rangeley Image:Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 00:53, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • yep. I think this would be more entertaining to edit, because (probably) most of the editors are pro-Obama. Although Obama could be funny, too...   ~   Cajek! <0:55, 08 Jul 2008>

[edit] Barack Obama

Score: +1
  • Oh dear. This used to be quite good and was vfhed a while back. It appears nobody has been watching it and holding back the IP floodwaters. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:24, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Reverted to an earlier, much better version. Have it on my watchlist now too. -RAHB 11:31, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Chess

Score: +1
  • Has some good bits in it. Overall, it might not be the most popular article, but it's popular enough to do a rewrite IMHO.   ~   Cajek! <15:30, 08 Jul 2008>
I think ZB has a re-write tucked away somewhere. Will we ever see it though? MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 23:24, Jul 10
That's not a rewrite. That was me and Kalir (and Codeine and Mordillo) actually playing chess. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 07:35, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Heath Ledger

Score: +2

[edit] Egypt

Score: +1
  • I really don't know what's going on here. It looks a bit like vanitycruft. It was moved to a page with a stupid name in 2005, and I can't find much on here besides recycled jokes. We can do better than this. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 20:08, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Sex

Score: +1
  • Really? This is what we have for sex? This is it? This makes me sad ladies and gentlemen. Real sad. And it sure is getting mighty crowded in here. Just sayin'. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 06:24, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
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