Uncyclopedia:List of New Users

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Newbies: sign up for the Adopt a n00b campaign now

Since we won't be getting a new user log, I thought I would try to keep track of the n00bs. If this doesn't work, we can always try branding them, or those ear tags like for cattle . . . how about bar code tattoos on their foreheads? That's nice and biblical.

If you're a new user and you're not on here, put yourself on.

If you're on here and you don't consider yourself a new user, take yourself off.