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Contents 1 From Undictionary:N 1.1 Negative thinking 1.2 New York Second 1.3 NonFamous 1.4 Norway 2 From Wii 2.1 Confirmed games 3 From Forum:I propose we stop the f***ing cussing! 4 From Futurama 5 From Killed 6 From Emo fashion 6.1 Hair 6.2 Clothing 7 From Thabo Mbeki 8 From Questionivity 9 From Turbo 10 From Hydraulics

[edit] From Undictionary:N

[edit] Negative thinking

However bad things may look at the moment they can always get worse.

Every silver lining has a cloud around it.

Lightening never strikes twice. Don't you believe it!

[edit] New York Second

The shortest known interval of time. Defined as the period between the traffic lights turning green and the taxi behind you sounding his horn.

[edit] NonFamous

A different form of infamous, meaning instead of hearing bad things about you, no one's heard about you at all.

See also: Cult favorite

[edit] Norway

Nice place.

[edit] From Wii

[edit] Confirmed games

• Metroid Prime: expected to biicome an instant top seller, due to the large amounts of tiinage boys dying to have Samus Aran on their Wii.
• Zelda: Twighlight Priincess.

[edit] From Forum:I propose we stop the f***ing cussing!

Russian Reversal jokes are stupid. Now, let's do some math. Let's discuss transcendental numbers.

A transcendental number is a (possibly complex) number that is not the root of any integer 
polynomial, meaning that it is not an algebraic number of any degree. Every real transcendental 
number must also be irrational, since a rational number is, by definition, an algebraic number 
of degree one.

A complex number z can be tested to see if it is transcendental using the Mathematica command 
Not[Element[x, Algebraics]].

Transcendental numbers are important in the history of mathematics because their investigation 
provided the first proof that circle squaring, one of the geometric problems of antiquity that had 
baffled mathematicians for more than 2000 years was, in fact, insoluble. Specifically, in order for 
a number to be produced by a geometric construction using the ancient Greek rules, it must be either 
rational or a very special kind of algebraic number known as a Euclidean number. Because the number 
pi is transcendental, the construction cannot be done according to the Greek rules.

Liouville showed how to construct special cases (such as Liouville's constant) using Liouville's 
approximation theorem. In particular, he showed that any number that has a rapidly converging 
sequence of rational approximations must be transcendental. For many years, it was only known how to 
determine if special classes of numbers were transcendental. The determination of the status
of more general numbers was considered an important enough unsolved problem that it was one of 
Hilbert's problems.

Great progress was subsequently made by Gelfond's theorem, which gives a general rule for
determining if special cases of numbers of the form alpha^beta are transcendental. Baker produced 
a further revolution by proving the transcendence of sums of numbers of the form alphalnbeta for 
algebraic numbers alpha and beta...

[edit] From Futurama

This diff.

[edit] From Killed

In general terms, to have died.

• It sucks.
• Really.
• Pretty boring too.
• Don't try it.

[edit] From Emo fashion

[edit] Hair

• Male Emo Hair Styles consist of one-eyed hair cuts or just pushing their hair all to one side. Colors consist of hot pink, dayglow colors, ice blue, and shockingly bright purple.

• Female Emo Hair Styles is key to identifying a female Emo. Some like to keep it short, some keep it long but above all, look out for the wacko colors they dye their hair with. Sometimes, it's hot pink. HOT PINK! Other colors may include bright red, bright blue, bright purple, or bright green.

[edit] Clothing

• General Emo Fashion tight clothes whether it be shirts or pants, and studded belts, converses, and band t-shirts
• Male Emo Fashion is typically dark in manner. This whole group consists of a bunch of sad, depressed males who love to try and cram their bodies into the tightest fitting clothes they can wear As for their hair, it is typically black,meticulously straightened, combed down in front of their face, and sometimes a wide variety of random colors
• Female Emo Fashion skin tight band t-shirts, tight black pants, lots of layers, lightning bolts, cherries, stars, black mixed with a bright, flourescent color, cardigans, horn-rimmed glasses, ballet flats, leggings, the hair is straight and generally has choppy layers and bangs

[edit] From Thabo Mbeki

'Thabo Mbeki is an internationally known South African Scientist who has found the cure of AIDS by using beetroot and the internet.

[edit] From Questionivity

questionivity, plural of questionitive

[edit] From Turbo

A turbo is a device that is added to cars to make them go faster it was invented in 1980 by the now lord Turbo of farquat,it was designed to be added to all those yuppie porkers, how it works it takes hot gases and uses these to spin the rotors in order to produce higher boost on the car. Many yuppies in the 80s discovered that adding a pipe in to the interior and inserting it in to the anal cavity , along with the consumption of many cans of baked beans would allow to boost the car be several PSI in order to make it even faster

[edit] From Hydraulics

hydraulics go in the bottom of a car and it goes vroom vroom!!!