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“Vote for me!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Noob of the month award

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Nomination and voting process 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 Past Winners 5 Official Nominations for May 5.1 Joe9320 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.2 Hyperbole (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.3 Cheapinitreal (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.4 Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.5 Thekillerfroggy (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.6 Cajek (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.7 Fnoodle (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.8 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least one "full" article.

[edit] Nomination and voting process

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

[edit] Past Winners

Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • The Bard • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit

[edit] Official Nominations for May

[edit] Joe9320 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom This noob tried to nom himself - what a noob! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:16, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
• It's time to me to die another day. I am the biggest noob. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Joe9320 (talk • contribs)
  • Self-noms aren't allowed. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 14:14, May 10

[edit] Hyperbole (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and 4 This guy has taken to here like a fish to water, voting on stuff, writing stuff, doing stuff, stuffing stuff. A true NotM. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:05, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
• For great joostice.   ~  May 11, 2008 [12:25] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
• 4 - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 14:07, May 11
• For - Among other things I really don't want Rcmurphy to win NotM, but this guy has been putting some effort in, which is good... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by YesTimeToEdit (talk • contribs)

Oh i feel so ashamed of myself, I can't believe I didn't sign my thingy! I feel I've I've soiled myself...- 16:47 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

• For. Didn't know he was even a noob! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 16:22, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
• For for all the stuff... MrN  16:25, May 11
• For - Anyone but Rcmurphy. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:13, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Cheapinitreal (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• NMFR Seeing as the rest of this month's candidates aren't real candidates, I offer up this fully eligible and competent one. He's not exactly the site's prodigy quite yet, but he's been putting a lot of work into some original articles, and is very enthusiastic to contribute solid input into the site (unlike that worthless Rcmurphy guy...seriously, what a noob). -RAHB 08:08, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
• For I'm always up for real candidates.   ~  May 10, 2008 [14:17] Cajek! Talk2Me! News! Although I like Cheapinitreal, Hyperbole is someone I've actually run into doing stuff.   ~  May 11, 2008 [12:25] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
• Noobs are good --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 15:38, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
• For yes, I am an old dirty whore and thanks for the nom and votes all! --Cheapinitreal 15:50, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + For. That boy got robbed last month! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 11:27, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
• Strong For Rcmurphy is a noob among noobs. He won Noob of the Year last year, and he has yet to be recognized for his monthly contributions to noobishness. Fnoodle is clearly a sockpuppet and ineligible; there's only one Rcmurphy!~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 15:41, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
• For. Why not? • • • SIR Necropaxx KUN PotM VFH HS VotM (blah, blah, blah...) 22:42, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
• For --Nothing 04:16, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
• For • nyp 07:01, 9 May 2008
• For --B4tm4n 16:06, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
• For --HonestUser 06:42, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

*For what an effin' noob --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:14, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

• For --85.198.239.16 07:59, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
• foar --Lolcat 15:42, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
• For I think he's such a noob. --Qua 15:48, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
• Abstain - I find many of the above votes suspicious. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 18:32, May. 12, 2008

[edit] Thekillerfroggy (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom TKF is a newb. Look who he nominated for NotM, for instance.   ~  May 01, 2008 [12:54] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!

[edit] Cajek (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Still acts like a noob despite being here for months. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • news) 18:02 May 01, 2008

[edit] Fnoodle (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom + for. More edits than me already! And he never seems to get tired of doing tedious edits. Also, Fnoodle is an awesome name. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • news) 18:02 May 01, 2008
• Technically eligible. Ж Kalir _{potentially sexier than you} 20:25, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
• For -OptyC Sucks! cun21:04, 1 May
• Strong Against - Sorry to ruin the fun and all but this award really should go to a proper n00b - isn't this award meant to encourage us n00bs to be more pro-active on Uncyclopedia? - 21:17 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Errr, there's no noobs nominated yet. Where's the harm? -OptyC Sucks! cun00:38, 2 May

To my arm, it rhymes! Er, I dunno, but even still I feel... Er... Oh fine, then, go ahead and vote for him! - 06:45 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Wait, DJ here. So now we have to make robots to satisfy our our our our our owwrr oooowwrrrr SYSTEM FAILURE PANIC PANIC PANIC

[edit] Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Of course, he might have have the most edits out of everyone here, but he did make that one thing right that one time with the robot. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 19:11, 1 May 2008 (UTC)