Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive112

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Jump to: navigation, search


Contents

Democratic underground

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. I failed to find any funny here, can you? ("Membership is restricted to those who can prove possesion of Al Gores semen" just doesn't do it for me). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:38, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Yep ~Fag x FS
  • Seems to obvious that this isn't funny. --NXWave 17:29, 7 January 2008
  • Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:41, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

(UTC)

  • Randumb MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 19:10, Jan 7
Comments

Huffed. -- Paw_print.jpg 19:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Oli lock

Keep
Delete
Comments

Huffed. -- Paw_print.jpg 19:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Umpalumpas

Keep
Delete
Comments

Huffed. -- Paw_print.jpg 19:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

404 Error

Keep
Delete
Comments

Redirected to 404. -- Paw_print.jpg 19:29, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. -- Sorry if this seems like a gripe AE but this article seems to be lacking, filled with questions without answers, a one joke premise and logic holes. Also 5th graders fooling the courtroom, this is as likely as me impersonating 4.252.99.182 and getting away with it. --NXWave 17:20, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  • Twice it survived VFD. VOTING CLOSED. If you want to delete it this bad wait until February and nom it again. ~ Mordillo 17:31, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Category:Superhumans

Keep
Delete
Comments

Chuck Norris/Beard

Keep
Delete
Comments

Tristan und Isolde

Keep
Delete
Comments

HowTo:Write a speech for George W. Bush

Keep
  • Weak Keep and rewrite -- This has potential, but needs a complete rewrite to reach that potential.Genital Sniper 01:56, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep.. I can actually see how this article can be turned, quite easily to a funny one. Anyone wants to collaborate with me on that? ~ Mordillo 15:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. - Heh, made me smile, not many articles on VFD do that 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 15:59
  • 'Keep I like the idea. Needs a rewrite. --Dexter111344 17:26, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • 'Keep Even as it is, I think we need this page. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 20:55, Jan 6
  • Keep and Rewrite - It has its moments. Definetly needs fixing up but its not VFD material. --Uncle J 21:35, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete
Comments
  • Comment this would have been so much funnier if the choises were fewer and all single syllable. And it would have been funnier if Dick Cheney's hand wasn't jammed into W.'s asshole and used like the puppet he is. Did that just come out of my typing, because I never would say such a thing. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:48, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Could be good but needs to be rewritten.--WillMcC 15:56, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Template:Crap

Keep
Delete
  • Delete This has been here twice before and has been kept both times, but it's been a while since those times and things have changed. First of all, it generally no longer exists in articles, myself and Insineratehymn made sure of that, so don't use its "widespread use" as an excuse to keep it. Secondly, it's unnecessary since it serves no useful purpose whatsoever. It used to serve as some sort of rewrite tag in the past, but it has no function now. It just takes up space. Also, in the past people have said it should be kept purely as a way of authors to express dissatisfaction with their articles. However, as I went through my purging (and I still do, occasionally), I noticed that 99 percent of the time, users and IPs that are not the authors add the template to the articles. We can't just ban anyone who throws around a template, so lets cut off this abuse at the source --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:28, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete and/or redesign - I hate this template for two reasons: it's too small and it's used excessively in the wrong places. --Sir Starnestommy Image:Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 00:29, Jan. 6, 2008
  • Strikes me as useless. NRV. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:30, Jan 6
  • delete there are plenty of other templates that are similiar Finnius.pngImage:Smelly Water.mp3
  • Crap--Æ 01:31, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:12, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Nuke 12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 6, 13:43
  • Delete. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 16:54, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 20:52, Jan 6
Comments
  • Comment "Its been here twice before and kept both times" - So let it go. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:54, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • I think the problems with nonauthors adding the template wouldn't exist today if we hadn't deleted {{crapbelow}}, which was specifically designed to be added by nonauthors. (I acknowledge that crapbelow was deleted because it didn't really fit into the maintenance system and encouraged people to not take poor quality seriously.) Anyway, the arguments given by the keep voters suggest the possibility of userfying this template. Pentium5dot1 07:57, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
    • Temporarily userfied to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Crap template; I say "temporarily" because it really belongs in the userspace of someone who contributed to it more actively. Also, if the decision is against userfication, could we subst the remaining occurrences of the template before deleting? --Pentium5dot1 18:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment The reason I don't like this template is the same reason that I dislike the Jesus/Satan Approved and Cowbell templates. It just gets spammed all over the place. Not only that, but I think it encourages people to write pages that are, in fact, crap, and that just sticking that template at the top makes it ok. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:10, Jan 6
    • Isn't "spamming" also a concern with a lot of other templates? Is that cause to nominate other templates for deletion? Most templates do have a legitimately humorous use, this one included. --Pentium5dot1 18:06, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
      • I do, and I will. I've killed many useless templates in the past and I continue to do so to the day. This serves no function whatsoever, be it humor or utility. The only reason I could think of for keeping it is because it has already been kept before, and that's a fuck-off stupid reason because before it was on nearly every page and now it's almost completely defunct in the mainspace. LISTEN TO TLB, PEOPLE! HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 18:08, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
        • So what about substing and/or userfying? Also, I admit that my standards are a little too low, but why isn't the use of this template at the top of Shit (to express the literal meaning of the words "shit" and "crap") acceptable? --Pentium5dot1 18:27, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Comment I just think that instead of looking at stuff like this, there are more pressing issues involving articles that contain words, shmushed together to form sentences (in the loosest sense of the word) that need addressing. Crap like this isn't hurting the site, crapy articles are the enemy! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:51, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

The Lair of the White Worm

Keep
Delete
Comments

Clown hunters

Keep
  • Keep., it needs some work and is a little listy, but it has more than a few funny parts worth saving. -- Image:smallbeer.pngSpillin DylanImage:smallbeer.pngTALKImage:smallbeer.pngEDITSImage:smallbeer2.png02:42, Jan 4
  • Keep. it needs some work but otherwise it isn't horrible. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:38, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - Without the pointless lists and templates, it's not too bad. Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:52, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 20:46, Jan 6
Delete
Comments

Gateshead

Keep
Delete