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Paper towel tubes

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HowTo:Kick Someones Teeph In

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  • Delete. A short, crap, unfunny HowTo that has hung on around here for far too long. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 11:05, May 29
  • Delete. Some HowTo's are great. Most are either crap, or they fall into the rut of "standard HowTo format, jokes and delivery". This isn't two of those possibilities. (Spoiler alert: it's crap). Sir Modusoperandi 13:12, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 17:32, May 29
  • Delete as per UU--Sgt. Fluffy 20:32, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Still as crappy as it was when I first saw it. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 05:39, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Lame. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 18:43, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
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Itachi Uchiha

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  • What is this, and why should I care? -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 22:58, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete humor too specific to fanboys of the show (assuming there is any)--Sgt. Fluffy 00:49, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Still haven't read a single funny Naruto article. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 05:08, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Naruto sucks, no need for this trash on this site.--Nightmare975 16:21, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Per RDB. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 06:44, May 31
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Law Against OMD

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MickDeth

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  • Delete. Tagged as vanity when it first appeared by MrN, I think this is actually just bandcruft. However, that aside, it's just a bad article. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 10:04, May 28
  • Delete Vanity or not it still sucks. --Sgt. Fluffy 18:32, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Looks like I dropped the ball there on the ICU. It was hardly edited after I tagged it though, so I wonder if it could have been QVFDd. Anyway me thinks VFD will see it off... MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 18:58, May 28
  • Nobody cares. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 19:53, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 05:21, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
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Mortin Eboratt

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Nagini

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  • Delete. It's hung around for ages, being no good and not getting any better. Time to get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 10:04, May 28
  • Strong Delete Unmitigated tripe. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:24, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Either vanity or a fan fic. I suggest extermination.--Sgt. Fluffy 18:41, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Per UU. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 18:50, May 28
  • Kerkill Mentions Oprah, Snakes on a Plane/Samuel L. Jackson, and Lord Voldemort/Harry Potter, all of which are overall unfunny memes. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 05:13, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
  • I love cheese. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 18:47, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
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Robert Schumann

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Cell church

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  • Keep In-joke. Oh, and just wait till Monday. I promise I'll fill VFD up then. I'm just a bit busy till this week is over (last week of school). --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 00:02, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Explanation in comments below. Sir Roger 08:03, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
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  • No seriously, could someone please explain this one to me? The joke is that someone put a template on an article at wikipedia? Really? There has to be something I'm missing. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 00:11, May 22
  • Abstain, I think I understood this "joke" when it was created, but I don't think that I found it funny. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 03:22, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Yea, I'm guessing the author is poking fun at the Wikipedia article, and organised religion. Although both of these are something I would encourage, I'm not in-favour of keeping this just because someone put it into the "In-Joke" category. Especially as it was added to "In Jokes" half an hour after it was created. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 12:01, May 22
I checked out the Wikipedia history. Someone disagreed with the accuracy of the article, so put a disputed template on the article, but at the same time blanked the page of content - so a blank page with no info whatsoever was nonetheless "disputed." I found it quite funny that this was on Wikipedia. The Uncyclopedia article begins "From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia." Sir Roger 08:03, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Yea, I did see that. I just don't think the whole thing justified an article here, especially considering how much effort was required to find out about it. Also Zombiebaron! I thought we were not voting Abs these days... Nail your flags to the post sir! MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 08:52, May 23
That's weird, I totally missed that Dump. In anycase, I disagree with Mordillo's statement at the beginning; I feel that "abstain"s are (when I use them) a simple and absolute denial of my will to vote — I am neither for keeping nor for deleting, for a good reason (which I then supply). People's feeling don't enter into it, as Mordillo supposed, and "clogging VFD" shouldn't be such a shameful thing – this is, afterall, a page for discussing the artistic and humourstic merits of articles as much as it is a place for pushing through long forgotten cruft as fast as possible; if one or two such constructive discussions last longer than "normal" we may just discover new and terribly interesting things instead of deleting them. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 19:32, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
Which is kinda what I said at the time... MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 02:17, May 29
  • Yay! Newly discovered in-joke! - I hate to be one of those bitches that vote keep on an in-joke article that people hate, even if I do find this lol funny. (Of course, I laugh at really stupid things all the time.) It reminds me of Elephant (Wikipedia article). I'm just going to let everyone else decide. Worst case scenario: I have to move it to Illogicopedia. (Which I'll probably do anyway.) -- Kip teh Dip Talk Works Faq Vote in '08 USA! 04:57, May. 25, 2008
  • Still here? Any chance we can get a verdict? This has been here a week now.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:09, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
What's your hurry? Got money on this one? -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png cun20:08, 31 May
Sick of seeing it, It's taking up a slot of vfd meaning we have 19 instead of 20. I'm a slave to efficacy I suppose.--Sgt. Fluffy 20:35, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Blue's Clues

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*Weak keep Mildly funny, and the show is popular enough to warrant a page. Perhaps a hard rewrite would be better than deletion?--Sgt. Fluffy 19:23, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

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  • I still can't wrap my head around the, "HEY! Let's take a children's show and make it so the characters are sex addicts!" or whatever. Rape, rape, rape. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 18:58, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill That other one that got deleted recently was somewhat amusing(to me it was...), while this is boring shit. Joe operates a meth lab. Haha! Not. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 19:35, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete If anyone wants to re-write this a new start would be better. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 21:52, May 30
  • Delete and redirect to Grue's Clues. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 01:25, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. A mediocre intro with a terrible plot, and a bunch of unfunny lists. Remainder of comment as per Syndrome, but with my name at the end and a later time. Sir Modusoperandi 18:14, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete having read Grue's Clues I like the redirect idea better.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:45, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
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Internet hobgoblin

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Courage The Cowardly Dog

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Bon Jovi

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  • Huff Great band, but the page is a recreated stub with a template bigger than the entire written content --Kurgan complain 23:27, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete It really is sad when the templates are bigger than the article.--Sgt. Fluffy 00:36, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
  • ECH. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 01:05, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Reading the first few lines made me think perhaps I might not be disappointed, then I was. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 02:14, May 29
  • Delete. Short and crap. Gives us a bad name. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 12:07, May 29
  • Delete. Even if it was formatted properly, it would still be crap. Sir Modusoperandi 13:04, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
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  • Wait! "Great band"?! With a statement like that, Kurgan, should your vote even count? Sir Modusoperandi 13:04, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Eh at least half of uncyclopedia's members are bat fuck insane. We have a potato for a leader for crying out loud!--Sgt. Fluffy 20:52, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Grand Theft Auto: New York City

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  • Delete Only a few sentences, no real content. It's only author has been inactive since the beginning of april so I don't see it improving. --Sgt. Fluffy 19:17, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Per it being total bollocks with the possible exception of "He meets a Variety of People Including a Cannibal, Oscar Wilde, Your Mom and Even Osama Bin Laden". Who is this Cannibal chap anyway? MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 20:09, May 28
  • Delete. Despite the fact that GTA articles scientifically have a 98.2% chance of sucking horrendously, I still had a look at this, just in case. It's listy, content-free bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 11:11, May 29
  • Delete. It's so crappy that I'm going to blame all of my criminal exploits on this page. Sir Modusoperandi 13:05, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
  • So bad that Jack Thompson could point this out as an example of the destructive influence of violent video games. It destroyed the hell out of humor.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:03, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. - This is so bad, I will agree with Jack Thompson on this rare occasion --Kurgan complain 01:43, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
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Goatian

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Great meese hunt of 1971

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  • Delete. Kinda random and unfunny stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:50, May 27
  • Delete Utter nonsense yet strangely boring.--Sgt. Fluffy 18:39, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill per UU. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 18:56, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 00:38, May 28
  • You'd figure that a page with "Oscar Wilde, president of Rwanda at the time, was a happy-go-lucky fellow." would be the best thing ever. Sadly, that's not the case. Delete. Sir Modusoperandi 07:23, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
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Leopard

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  • Keep - barely. I thought there were a few moderately funny parts. Sir Roger 08:02, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Mild Keep Coherent, has theme, a little funny.--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:38, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep My inner nerd is making me do this. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 08:11, May 27
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Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:39, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Rapist van

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  • Keep Stupid and tactless was one of my nicknames at school. MrN