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1 Badminton
2 Ducky Smash Bros 16
3 1936 - 1971
4 Joule
5 Imaginary pet
6 Justin Timberlake
7 Your daughter
8 Bruce Almighty
9 Bread danger
10 Toy lot
11 Straight Outta Compton
12 The world is flat
13 Günther Netzer
14 Captain Jet
15 Cheeseball
16 Kilju
17 Stupidity Quotient
18 Royal Variety Performance
19 Clishayism
20 Breadfish
21 Goldilocks and the Three Bears
22 Froob
23 Chris Rock
24 Ligature
25 The Independent Republic of Nervenstorken
26 Honda (Element)
27 Generalisation
28 Bunker Hill
29 Newbery Medal
30 Fall Foliage Season
31 Jahn Teigen
32 Surprise
33 Bucky Bergin
34 The Invention of Crack
35 Turku
36 Spectroscopy
37 A nice enough guy
38 Lions Club
39 Queen's University Belfast
40 Avocado
41 Bad Motherfucker Scale
42 William Ames
43 Unified Sumant Approximation Theorem
44 Ulster Volunteer Force
45 Meese
46 Henry
47 HowTo:Make Portals Using Uncyclopedia

Badminton

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Delete	Delete Cocks and balls, lol. -RA HB 00:18, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill 2005cruft. That's right. I said it. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:27, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not funny. Also, that talk page comment is pretty damn random too. --UU Blah / Pee 10:21, Jun 25 Delete. Balls and cocks. Mr N 11:48, Jun 25 Delete. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
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Ducky Smash Bros 16

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Delete	Delete The quotes are making a desperate attempt to save it... But no. Mr N 20:36, Jun 24 Delete -RA HB 22:11, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill To quote the person on the talk page: "It's not funny, the picture is retarded, and none of the secret characters are good." --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:10, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Very little to it, and what there is is drivel. --UU Blah / Pee 10:19, Jun 25 Fucking kill it. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Minimum effort destruction. Isshiki Kotonashi-sensei =3 \| Talk! \| IMRAC! \| Sign! \| Play! \| Courtier Isshiki FBu! 00:06, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
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1936 - 1971

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Delete	Delete A great article about dates? No. Mr N 20:36, Jun 24 Delete Randomrandomrandomrandom -RA HB 22:10, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Random and name-droppy. Two of the names are Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 02:48, Jun. 25, 2008 Kerkill We have a place to dump crappy date-related stuff. Use it, instead! --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 02:56, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless, random and unfunny. --UU Blah / Pee 10:10, Jun 25 Tradon? What? -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
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Joule

Keep	Sentimental Keep I'm sorry, but these science articles from 2005 are where I learned how the universe works. That probably explains my grades in physics class. --SYNDROME _{MUN medicate} 23:08, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete The opening line held some promise, but I found the rest of the stub shocking. Mr N 19:36, Jun 24 Delete -RA HB 22:06, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 02:52, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and crap. --UU Blah / Pee 10:03, Jun 25 Delete. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
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Imaginary pet

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Delete	Delete Maybe I imagined it, but I think this is a pants. random stub. Mr N 19:36, Jun 24 Hey guys, Blizzard rejected my idea for a WoW character, so I'm gonna post it here on Uncyclopedia. -RA HB 22:03, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Stupid. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 02:10, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Flush! Down to Illogicopedia. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 02:46, Jun. 25, 2008 Delete. It'll be happy on ?pedia. We'll be happy to see it go. --UU Blah / Pee 10:01, Jun 25 Delete. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Now die. Isshiki Kotonashi-tan =3 \| Talk! \| IMRAC! \| Sign! \| Play! \| Courtier Isshiki FBu! 00:21, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
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Justin Timberlake

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Delete	Delete Oh, please. I really doubt the chances of this becoming a good article. -- C.B.D. Sire R T SCWotM! 19:57, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	It was just created, so shouldn't this be QVFD/ICU? DJ Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and more Imperanon. Also in red. 20:03, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Regret, please read the deletion policy. ~ 20:05, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Your daughter

Keep	Trilby I seem to recall that back in the day, Uncyc had a good (or at the very least amusing) series of "your {{{family member}}}" articles. I don't think deletion is in order here. A revert to an older version, maybe. --SYNDROME _{MUN medicate} 01:42, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Keep There aren't any order versions that are better, though. I think it's good enough to keep. A rewrite is needed, though. Medium rewrite at most. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 04:33, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Keep. Per Dex. --UU Blah / Pee 10:34, Jun 25 Keep. Eh? Hats? Um? Mr N 11:55, Jun 25
Delete	Fedora -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:14, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Bowler -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:45, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Bruce Almighty

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Delete	Delete Crappy -RA HB 00:57, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Reluctant Delete Reading the talk page makes me kind of want to keep this article. But I don't see much worth saving, and I guess this is 2005cruft after all. Redirect to Bruce Campbell. --SYNDROME _{MUN medicate} 01:48, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:13, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Syndrome. --UU Blah / Pee 10:32, Jun 25 Delete. Per UU. Mr N 11:52, Jun 25
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Bread danger

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Delete	Delete Found it while browsing Category:Votes for Deletion. It's short, but it's also plagiarism. This is all over the internet (in slightly longer form) as a satire on the drug war. -RA HB 00:34, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Get rid What is this, the New York Times? --SYNDROME _{MUN medicate} 01:53, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. DJ Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and more Imperanon. Also in red. 03:04, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill per RAHB. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:18, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per RAHB. --UU Blah / Pee 10:29, Jun 25 Delete. If is were not copied from elsewhere I would actually support keeping a list as good as this. Mr N 11:50, Jun 25
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Toy lot

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Delete	Delete Not good enough to justify it being so short. Unlike my penis. Mr N 19:36, Jun 24 Delete Makes me want to tear my eyes out and burn them. -RA HB 22:01, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crap... Where did the bit about camels spitting in them come from? --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 02:07, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete We already have a toy/shit related article: Fisher Price -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 02:45, Jun. 25, 2008 Delete. Short, crap, get rid. --UU Blah / Pee 09:59, Jun 25
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Straight Outta Compton

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Delete	Delete How did this manage to survive? -RA HB 11:11, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Never Been A Nigga, Never Gonna Be A Nigga, Nigga, BOYEEE. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 15:04, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 18:16, Jun 24 Kerkill Don't disrespect Ice Cube by saying he was in a group with Flava Flav! God I hate Flava Flav. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 02:03, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete "Damn jigaboos and their music." -Uncle Stan -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 02:43, Jun. 25, 2008
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The world is flat

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Delete	Too much meh. Not enough lol. -RA HB 11:07, 24 June 2008 (UTC) It makes no sense at all. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 15:02, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. The author was not an idiot, but this is not up to scratch. Mr N 18:15, Jun 24 Kerkill No humour detected. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 01:58, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Pointless drivel. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 02:42, Jun. 25, 2008
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Günther Netzer

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Delete	Delete Who is this guy? Oh well, doesn't really matter. -RA HB 10:11, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and dull. Possibly like the real thing, who knows? --UU Blah / Pee 10:30, Jun 24 Who? --Kurgan complain 10:52, 24 June 2008 (UTC) And we don't care! We don't care! -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 15:01, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 18:14, Jun 24 What? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 24/06 18:17
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Captain Jet

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Delete	Delete I haven't the foggiest what it's about, but I guarantee it isn't funny. -RA HB 05:05, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill His penis. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 08:22, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny, pointless, blah. --UU Blah / Pee 10:29, Jun 24 I was raped by a Dolphin (Remix) Also: Huge. Ew. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 14:59, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 18:13, Jun 24
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Cheeseball

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Delete	The term "cheeseball" is a portmanteau of the words "cheesedick" and "ballsack". Says it all, really. -RA HB 05:01, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill “That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard." 'Nuff said. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 08:18, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not a good idea to be found. --UU Blah / Pee 10:28, Jun 24 Whu? -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 14:56, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Too cheesy Mr N 18:11, Jun 24
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Kilju

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Delete	Delete Boring/Unfunny/Stub -RA HB 04:57, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill per whatever MrN says when he votes. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 08:16, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless, dull stub. --UU Blah / Pee 10:26, Jun 24 I don't care! Gonna fuck you anyway, DON'T CARE! -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 14:53, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Dexer. Mr N 18:10, Jun 24
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Stupidity Quotient

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Delete	Delete Math-cruft, bored me to tears. -RA HB 04:44, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 05:19, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N 09:18, Jun 24 Delete. Duh. --UU Blah / Pee 10:24, Jun 24 Cruft-Huff Pointless stub --Kurgan complain 10:51, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Uhhhhh...... -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 14:51, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
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Royal Variety Performance

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Delete	Delete I don't know... We slap one of those "It's funny cos it's British" things on it and you guys just believe it don't ya. This is a poor stub, and should be treated accordingly. Come on... "Barbara Streisand firing three hundred and sixty two Japanese Peace Lilies out of her vagina" never raised an eyebrow? OK, she did actually do that one year, but it's still not worth keeping. Someone could actually read this you know. Mr N 02:42, Jun 24 Yup. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 03:13, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Don't blame me, MrN. Had I seen it before, I'd have placed this on my list. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 04:06, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 04:41, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Jolly poor show, what? --UU Blah / Pee 10:22, Jun 24
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Clishayism

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Delete	Kerkill Yay! Clean space! That's never happened to me. Wow. But anyway, this is random, unfunny religiouscruft. Only 6 edits since it's creation in May 2006. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete I thought I would leave you the honour Dexter. What the hell is this bollocks article about anyway? Mr N 01:14, Jun 24 Whatever. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 01:15, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete They couldn't possibly be talking about Clichés, could they? Well, whatever. -RA HB 04:36, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. I read it through twice, in case there was an idea I missed. Wish I hadn't. --UU Blah / Pee 10:21, Jun 24
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Breadfish

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Delete	Kerkill Short, unfunny stub from 2006. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Actually Dexter, it's an unfunny stub from 2006 which is short. :P Mr N 01:11, Jun 24 Delete, although I was mildly enjoying it until that thing about testicles. I find the image amusing as well. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 01:17, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 04:34, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. I like the image. The rest is crap. --UU Blah / Pee 10:20, Jun 24 Huff Old, short 2006-cruft --Kurgan complain 10:49, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Note: This article has been imported to Illogicopedia. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 14:59, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Goldilocks and the Three Bears

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Keep but rewrite this is a lousy article, but its a standard that Uncyclopedia should have on board. I'd like a shot at rewriting it. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:07, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

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Kerkill Old sex and randomcruft. And Goldie Hawn? I don't care if she's a G-Milf. She married Kurt Russell. Disgusting. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete However, invite Goldie Hawn over to the MrN residence despite her being older than my mother. Mr N 01:09, Jun 24
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