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Cockapoo

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Delete.: This doesn't look like it has any chance to really have content and be funny, it's always gonna be toilet humor. --mrmonkey72 23:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

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  • Mrmonkey72: This article was created today. It doesn't belong on VFD. This page is for articles at least a week old. I've already submitted it to QVFD earlier today, that's where you want to put newer articles. -RAHB 00:41, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Unvalid nomination. Be more careful next time, Mrmonkey72. I huffed the page (because it sucked. "Hehe! Let's make jokes about poopy!". Pah!) Sir Modusoperandi 01:36, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

:Category:Aardvark

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  • Keep. All categories are pointless. This one is also pointless, but I put some stuff in it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Also, Hyperbole, that's funny because that's what I usually say about your mom. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 17:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Dammit! Hyperbole went and did something useful again. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 17:55, Jul 25
  • Meh I hate stupid categories like this, but I guess it's not doing any harm. -RAHB 22:20, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • (Pooped by The Woodburninator) Pointless category. The main reason I'm pooping this is cos I'm trying to annoy Cajek and I know Dexter loves voting on Categories... MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 16:36, Jul 25 MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 17:55, Jul 25
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  • When even the nominator won't stand behind the nom, I say "Keeped". Sir Modusoperandi 01:38, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

The Week Ahead

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  • delete. i'm almost positive we don't need this. OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 16:26, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. You are wrong. We need it. However, I am feeling self-destructive this morning. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I need this like I need a shot in the mouth. --mrmonkey72 20:47, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 22:50, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I can see the concept. I can't see past that, however. -RAHB 23:05, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Unfunny. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 04:41, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
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Zacky Vengeance

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  • delete. listy bandcruft. OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 15:13, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Seems more like a rant to me. No good lines anywhere. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 15:23, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Listy, ranty, bandy, shitty... --UU Blah / Pee 15:38, Jul 25
  • Delete. Shitty, ranty, bandy... Nice list though. I'm lying. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 15:57, Jul 25
  • Unfortunately this article has received an unsatisfactory mark on its evaluation record followed by death. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Mole-playing games

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  • Delete. It's a bad pun. Normally, I wouldn't hold that against it (I love bad puns) but it's stubby, unfunny, and should probably have been ICU'd on creation. Oh, and it includes Chuck... --UU Blah / Pee 14:16, Jul 25
  • delete. 'delete' doesn't rhyme with 'mole'. OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 15:07, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 15:12, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. A mole with no soul. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 15:53, Jul 25
  • delete but it might be a fun one to rewrite. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:04, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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M6

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  • Delete. Short, crap, only one edit in two years, and not linked from anywhere. --UU Blah / Pee 14:04, Jul 25
  • delete. OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 15:06, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 15:14, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. Not sure if this is about motorways or government organisations (who would know about them anyway?) MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 15:50, Jul 25
  • Delete.--Sir Sycamore Image:Scotland Flag 1.png (Blether) 16:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Very weak delete - damn it, there are some funny jokes in there. "It turned out Denmark was happening next door" made me laugh. The French intelligence team consisting of by-definition-stupid women made me laugh. Yet somehow the whole is less than the sum of its parts. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:38, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Social gyroscope

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  • delete. i read it three times and i still don't get it. OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 12:58, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. Great nomination Gerry... You are now really a valued part of the VFD team... :-) (Will anyone get this???) ... No seriously Gerry. It's nice you are paying attention. ;-) MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 13:25, Jul 25
...i don't get it. OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 13:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Get it. Don't like it. Get rid of it. --UU Blah / Pee 13:53, Jul 25
  • Kerkill Gerry, there's nothing to get. MrN is just drunk, again. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 13:55, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch 13:58, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Carl Weathers

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  • delete. i started to fix the redlinks, then i said to myself, 'is this worth keeping?' you decide! OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 12:55, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I don't think so. Unfunny, random, nothing particularly redeeming about it. Mind you, thank fuck they at least didn't try to set him up as another Chuck clone... --UU Blah / Pee 13:50, Jul 25
  • Kerkill it with a brick. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 13:53, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch 13:57, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 15:37, Jul 25
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Zombie Lawyer

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Jackopaws

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Janet Weiss

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Daniel Boone

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Cricket

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  • Keep. There is some stuff in there worth saving. A good de-crufting session would help, and I'll happily put it on my watchlist to help keep the idiotic IPs from ruining it. Could be a candidate for colonisation. --UU Blah / Pee 10:57, Jul 25
  • Keep Don't be silly. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 11:20, Jul 25
  • keep. i'd offer to fix this up, but i have no idea what cricket is. is it hockey? OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 12:46, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Colonize this puppy. --Pleb Dexter111344Complain hereVote now! 13:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's not terrible and there is some stuff that's decent in here. Just needs some big editing sessions from someone who knows about cricket. --mrmonkey72 20:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep -RAHB 23:03, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete. It's had a rewrite tag on now for over a month, and it's had no substantial improvements. It's become a magnet for idiots, so that the article that exists now is just utter nonsense. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Image:Icons-flag-gb.png Image:Yorks_Rose.jpg 10:39, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete on principle I didn't read it at all, but it IS a little too Englandy for my taste.   CAKE J! <14:39, 25 Jul 2008> (just kidding)
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  • I agree the IPs etc. have taken over the article, which is a pity because there's some really good stuff in there. But what's to say a total rewrite won't have the same attentions? I call for a concerted rewrite/pruning by a bunch of cricketing Unyclopedians. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 10:54, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Great. Please vote! MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 11:20, Jul 25
Fair enough. Just after more than a month of rewrite, its been a bit slow! I can't commit unfortunately, have a dissertation to write... Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Image:Icons-flag-gb.png Image:Yorks_Rose.jpg 11:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
MrN: I don't have an opinion either way: whether it's deleted or not is for the community as a whole to decide. The last time I checked we were deleting articles on their quality, not the number of people who vote against it. Or is that an archaic rule and I am a dinosaur now? :) -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 14:35, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Hea, Hindleyite... :-) Well, Mr Dilldos was trying to discourage people from abstaining on VFD in a forum he was involved in a while back I think. Kinda along the lines that if you have taken the effort to read an article and make a comment, you could as well have voted. Personally, if I'm not fussed either way, I tend to lean in the direction of a Keep vote. Also... You sir are very much part of the community as a whole... ;-) MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 15:45, Jul 25

Keeped Sir Modusoperandi 00:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Grand Theft Auto: Heaven

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  • Don't for get your {{VFD}} tags DJ. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 12:02, Jul 25

Barrel Roll

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  • Actually there are a few good lines in there. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 08:35, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Paris Hilton (President)

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  • Delete. Things I would be happy to never see again on Uncyclopedia:
  1. Clumsy, childish grammar.
  2. Huge, needless lists.
  3. Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie erotic slashfics.

--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

  • That just may be the longest list on Uncyc (outside of Worst 100s). Delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [25/07 08:26]
  • This is fucking terrible. -RAHB 08:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete That list is piddly compared to some I've seen... and my dick ohohohohoohohoohohhhooho seriously this article is total shite --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 08:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete.--Sir Sycamore Image:Scotland Flag 1.png (Blether) 08:37, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Really crap. --UU Blah / Pee 08:42, Jul 25
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Eastern mysticism

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  • Abstain - I like the idea of using oriental chars, but this really needs a rewrite.Simsilikesims 00:21, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

God's Linux Channel

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Musical Triangle

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Broek op Langedijk

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