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Contents 1 ⠃⠗⠁⠊⠇⠇⠑ 2 Descartes 3 Eggman-Mcdonalds Pact of 1992 4 Cornography 5 Bad metal 6 Happily married 7 Papa New Guinea 8 Yah boo sucks 9 LUEshi 10 Popularity 11 IBO 12 Snails 13 20XX 14 Encyclopedia Brittanica 15 Butt pirates 16 Kings of Chaos 17 Extreme Olympics 18 Rhypnol 19 18 (number) 20 Cockney Rejects 21 Tarja Halonen 22 Windows 666 23 Uber-Freya 24 Uber-Loki 25 Hattori Hanzo 26 Mark Rosewater 27 Uber-Fukuoka 28 Uber-Hokkaido 29 Wikipedia 30 Toast Wars 31 Register 32 Beatification 33 Spacelab Mutiny 34 Buttsex 35 Beren 36 Angels and airwaves 37 Tasha Yar 38 16 (number) 39 West 40 Narf 41 Valdalized 42 Attempts at physics jokes that are not funny 43 Pi: The Movie 44 Racso_Edliw 45 Woof and Fghdfgbdfb 46 The Article That Never Ends 47 Pissed off Nigger 48 New Trier Township High School 49 The Unclickable Link 50 UnNews:Scientist ran out of hurricane names 51 MIRC 52 The Teletubbies 53 Adomas Paltanavicius 54 Asstroid 55 Grüne300 56 John's Beard 57 Nits 58 Eric van 59 Freshman Physics 60 Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopediac 61 Eurojesii 62 PiOfFive 63 Manchester

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??? -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Yes, another AAA...AAA clone. Mew. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 23:53, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Speedy Delete. --Boy Toy bitch at me 00:15, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Fast delete--Rataube 01:49, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Descartes

I delete, therefore I am. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Eggman-Mcdonalds Pact of 1992

Huffed with a side order of hash browns. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Cornography

Censored -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Bad metal

Liquified-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Happily married

Unhappily huffed. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Papa New Guinea

Papa Not in existance anymore. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Yah boo sucks

Sucked -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Is it some sort of British thing? There's a ref from Queen Elizabeth, but that's all. Unless someone with a sense of humour says different, I say Deleute. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 00:12, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

LUEshi

No longer with us -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 23:57, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Popularity

Not going to the prom.-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Sad. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 18:30, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. I pity this article. --Rataube 20:05, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

IBO

HUF -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Random, not funny. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 16:36, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Add to or Delete - Random, but not so random it isn't a little funny. --Trevie 18:11, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete and force-feed HTBFANJS --King In Yellow 18:28, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Snails

• Pour salt upon - Weak, short, isn't improved much by melted butter. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:30, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Mispluralized! I'll merge it with Snail. For great justice. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 15:54, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Yes, launch all zig! 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 15:58, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Make your time! --King In Yellow 16:02, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Not related to deletion, but check out the so-called experts. Once again, I'm having trouble distinguishing reality from parody:

In Veneto, one of the regions of Italy, the following is a children song.

Bogon, bogonela

tira fora i corni

se no te meto in padela

ti e anca to sorela.

Roughly translated it says: Snail, little snail pull out your horns, otherwise I'll cook you in a pan, you and your sister.

Gotta love those Italians! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 16:10, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

American culture doesn't have nearly enough gleeful children's rhymes about the inherent slaughter and consumption of cute animals, that's for sure. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 16:21, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Well, at least we have "This Little Piggy Went to Market", although most kids think she went there to buy bacon, not to be bacon. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 19:12, 25 January 2006 (UTC) wee wee wee all the way home

20XX

No longer available for SNES -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Blast with arm cannon - As far as I can tell, this article just relates a vague history of the Mega Man games. Needed: satire of some sort. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:52, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Destroy & Steal Ability--King In Yellow 14:14, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Careful, when you steal and activate the "Inability to Write Comedy" ability, there's no going back. ^_^ 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• Ha-Ha Ha-Ha HELL NO! ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 14:30, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - Too accurate. --Trevie 18:12, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Brittanica

Redirected. --T. (talk) 13:36, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete.   IAN WELLER-- TALK -- F@H -- VFH -- VFD -- RAND   
  • Probably ought to be redirected to Encyclopædia Britannica instead, but nothing links to it so it might as well be up for nuking, that way we don't have to feel bad. --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 02:34, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Second on the Redirect. --His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 03:38, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • I am a sheep. Redirect. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:02, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Butt pirates

Would have NRV'd this, but it has a whole three links and has been edited by Splaka. Seriously, how many more excessive wikification jokes we need? This isn't remotely the most hilarious one. In fact, I don't find anything funny here. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 16:51, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Unless this is unique in some way, it's just an eyesore. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 17:07, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - I remember this being up for QVFD a while back, before wikification. It's still QVFD worthy. --King In Yellow 17:25, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Kings of Chaos

• PWN - OMFG tihs iz ghey rofl 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:43, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Shoodit. --King In Yellow 14:46, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Extreme Olympics

• Delete. For obvious reasons.--Rataube 13:52, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. My eyes, oh, my eyes. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 14:18, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Shoodit. --King In Yellow 14:47, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Nor Edeeming Alue without Alpha order of list Vcxlor 15:15, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Rhypnol

• Destroy - First off, it's spelled "rohypnol", and second of all, this article is as funny as date rape. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 11:42, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Ugh. Kill. --King In Yellow 15:00, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: Retarded gibberings. --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 18:07, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

18 (number)

Kill it please.--Rataube 10:57, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Subtract - Though I have to admit the challenge of making a number funny is fairly high. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 11:24, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Cockney Rejects

Deleted --—rc (t) 18:01, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - not really very funny. Definitely needs expanding if its going to be kept. --biggy 10:21, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Quick elimination--Rataube 10:49, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete - About as funny as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Wait, that movie was hilarious. This article is the opposite of hilarious. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 11:22, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• This article is bad, and wrong. There should be a new, stronger word for it, like badrong, or badong. Yes. This article is Badong. It should be Huffed in the name of all that is the opposite of badong - gnodab! --King In Yellow 15:02, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Tarja Halonen

Kept --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 18:03, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete: In Soviet Russia, not any good is article. --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 01:22, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep -- much as I agree with you on many things, Honorable Gwax, the Tarja artickle has a decent history and enough content to warrant keeping. Besides, it showcases a leader of something other than the USA, Britain, Russia, or Romania.----OEJ 02:19, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Out of curiosity, did you read the article or just notice that it has a fair bit of content? --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 02:29, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• To be honest, I skimmed it. Bit heavy on the sex-mad stuff. Granted, you are right in that it ain't sterling prose. *shrugs* Could be baleeted without horror and wailing; might amount to something eventually. Then again, might not. Do I seem ambivalent? Then I am ambivalent. I am immense, and contain multitudes -- most of them pinworms, damn it.----OEJ 03:29, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

• Keep - I am shocked that this article is VFD'ed. It isn't a vanity page because Tarja Halonen is the current Pres. of Finland. It isn't poorly written. It is in wiki format. It doesn't look like it was written in 30 seconds. It deals with popular topics (O'Brien's comments). It is funny (in a Finnish way) and if you don't get the humour I suggest you drink more Finlandia.--Unissakävelijä 12:43, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - I'm going to pretend for a moment that I'm Finnish. And I'm off to fight the Soviets with the rest of the ski-borne infantry! 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 13:00, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep it, if only for the Halo pic. That made me snort! --King In Yellow 14:16, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep Has Uncyclopedia begun to run out of server space? (I smell a little etnocentricity here. Tanja is a WELL KNOWN politician, and the article is funny enough. All those yankee politicians that on googling turns out to be a canadian liberal premier minister that no one has ever heard of , could well be dumped!) besides, the girl on the attic is cute, and the guy who uploaded her probably has a good chance to get laid by showing her his efforts. We should respect that kind of things! -- Swami A. Suresh 11:47, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Windows 666

• HTBFANJS. Was tagged as rewrite for almost a month until an anonymous changed the template to "Jesus Approved". Crucify. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 18:24, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: Not teh funny. --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 18:31, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Blast. --King In Yellow 18:32, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Assessinate--Rataube 18:40, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep under water until it stops struggling 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 18:47, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Uber-Freya

Moved to userspace After IRC discussion. --—rc (t) 18:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - I feel bad about this, but it has to be done. Not a single joke in the whole article. And, my eyes hurt from reading it. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 17:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep This really is personal, isnt it? Oh well, where is your little puppet, "king in yellow"? Jack Cain
• Comment Calm down, people. No personal insults on VFD. --—rc (t) 18:04, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes sir... but they started it, he called me a "fuckwit" first. Jack Cain
  • That's why I said "people." --—rc (t) 18:11, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment again! Sorry if my blanket statement struck a nerve, Cain. No personal slight was intended, and perhaps the choice of epithets was... too venomous? But you do have to admit that the word is terribly overused in the demographic of mindless net zombies. Oh, and BTW, on the subject of me being a "puppet" -- I'm afraid that's impossible, as no one on Uncyclopedia has paid me for the priveledge of sticking their arm up my derrierre... yet. --King In Yellow 18:29, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete unless the primary authors take the time to edit their work for splelling, grammar, flow, and -- most important -- humor. Go back and correct "plannet" and "orifaces" for instance. And you don't "pounce" tourists you pounce on them. Not to mention this hideous corruption of prose: "Legend has said him to be the result of..." The point is, I personally think you should NOT write more stuff until you clean up after yourselves. And, personal opinion again, I don't find the Uber/Hattori Hanzo series funny in the least.----OEJ 18:16, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: Reallly, no imaginary worlds are allowed in uncyclopedia; we base our humor in this world. --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 18:22, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Can you back that up? At all? Jack Cain 18:28, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
    • There was a lot of discussion amongst the admins on the matter of fantasy worlds in uncyclopedia with regards what used to be Sercia (and related articles), which eventually led to its (their) deletion. However, since most of our policies and such are unwritten guidelines, we tend to work off of precedent a lot, so you'll mostly have to take my word for it or go ask other admins what their views on the matter are. --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 18:51, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
    • Oh, yeah. Anyone remember Sercia and company? --King In Yellow 18:43, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
    • It's a point: what is the difference between the Martian Ocean/Boiling Pitch Ocean and the Uber stuff? I wrote the Ocean articles just because the Martian and Boiling Pitch oceans were listed on the 12 Oceans template but lacked articles. In a sense they're as much a product of a fantasy conceit as the Uber articles. ...Well, all that aside, I still don't find the Uber articles interesting.----OEJ 18:52, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Gwax is right, this might be funny in some paralel universe, but it isn't in ours.--Rataube 18:38, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Uber-Loki

Moved to userspace After IRC discussion. --—rc (t) 18:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Good lord. It's all one web of retarded vanity pages. Please kill me. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 12:35, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Kill it dead. --King In Yellow 14:52, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep It is vanity for Uber-Loki, a fictional character who is vain in the Dominion universe. Rewrite it or NVR it if you can. All Uber articles can be located at Category:Dominion --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:53, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep. Jack Cain 17:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete: Yeah, see below. --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 18:17, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete with conditions, see comments under Uber-Freya.----OEJ 18:20, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete--Rataube 18:43, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Hattori Hanzo

Moved to userspace After IRC discussion. --—rc (t) 18:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - Oh, my eyes. My eyes. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 12:30, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete--Rataube 12:39, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Force it to commit seppuku. At least it should die with honor. --King In Yellow 14:53, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep Feh, now its just personal with you, isnt it? Why dont you just nominate every single article I ever made? Jack Cain
  • Delete: That's not a bad idea; I'll give them a look in a moment. (We do have a policy against imaginary universes you know?) --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 18:15, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete with conditions, see comments under Uber-Freya.----OEJ 18:20, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Mark Rosewater

• Delete - Magic the Gathering fans are welcome to save this piece of excrement. Or Pokemon fans. Or Yu Gi Oh! fans. Any card-game fans will do, really. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 12:10, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Kill outright, no save, no resurrection. Mark Rosewater may be a soulless corporate marionette, but this article sucks worse than his desecration of Gygax's children. --King In Yellow 14:56, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Comment I am not involved with this article, at all. Jack Cain
  • Riposte - Hello random. --King In Yellow 18:33, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete--Rataube 18:45, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Uber-Fukuoka

Moved to userspace After IRC discussion. --—rc (t) 18:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 12:10, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Shoodit. --King In Yellow 14:57, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - This and the other Uber Articles are part of a Dominion Universe if you bothered to read them. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:58, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• I have read the uber articles, and I don't think they're funny. That's why I put them on VFD. I don't have anything against the Dominion universe, but if it's as lame as these freaking articles, I'll double-tap that, too. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 17:05, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Keep The Dominion is a rich tapestry of small and medium articles, deleting even one would damage the integrity of the others. Jack Cain

• I would not call it a "rich tapestry". HMS Spiffing is an example of richly imagined writing. The Uber articles seem flat and boring by comparison.----OEJ 18:26, 26 January 2006 (UTC) Addendum: O fuckwads, I see someone has tampered with Spiffing since I last read it and it is polluted now with gratuitous Star Trek references. Oh well.----OEJ 18:41, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• • Delete: Wait, so this is part of some faux-universe; I'm pretty sure we have a policy against those sorts of things around here. --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 18:13, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Delete with conditions, see comments under Uber-Freya.----OEJ 18:21, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

Uber-Hokkaido

Moved to userspace After IRC discussion. --—rc (t) 18:44, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

• Delete - There's a slew of these "uber" articles about the prefectures of Japan, and wouldn't you know it, I'm going to put them all up here. Because they deserve a chance. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp ^{sex & violence!} 15:31, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Shoodemall. Every time some fuckwit says "uber," Nietszche comes one step closer to his eventual resurrection and domination of mankind. --King In Yellow 14:59, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - This and the other Uber Articles are part of a Dominion Universe if you bothered to read them. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:59, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• Keep - Just because you dont like my sense of humor, doesnt mean others dont. Also, "king in yellow", watch the insults, hmm? Jack Cain
  • Riposte - Sorry, chap, didn't want anyone to take umbrage, but the statement stands. Oh, and just remember the assassin's credo when reading my comments -- "Nihil Personam." --King In Yellow 18:37, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
• I'm with King in Yellow on this one; there is absolutely no reason for the "Uber". This article should be eaten or huffed. --Sir gwax (talk) » Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 18:09, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
  • There is a reason, certain subjects already had articles, I began using the "uber" prefix to differentiate from those. And besides, the plain Hokkaido article is really crap. Also, I didnt really write this article, but I accepted it into the canon of the rest of my stuff.