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Noshit Sherlock

  • "" or Off with it's head! for being short, slandanity, and otherwise just crappy.

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 07:09, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Away with dull care, such as this!--neca 10:01, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • QVFD. It was created in march, amazing it wasn't deleted yet.--Rataube 10:53, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Super-powered People (Both Good, Evil and Benign)

  • This appears to be going nowhere fast; delete.--DWIII 23:04, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

A box of fuck

So be it. --T. (talk) 02:33, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Not funny, clever, or creative. --Winston 22:01, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. The writing style redeems it. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 22:02, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete - Not a bad effort, but it's like a pastiche of tried and true comedy (i.e. "Fight Club" themed jokes, etc.) that somehow falls flat. Anyway, in happier times I would've called for a re-write. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp Image:Icons-flag-us.png sex & violence! 22:42, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete: I find it not the funny. --Sir gwax (talk) Image:Signuke.gif » Image:Icons-flag-us.png Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 23:13, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete: use of contradictory terms to horribly unfunny effect, I would have claimed a redeeming feature of Bathos if it didn't start out as being ridiculous --Olipro 23:59, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I like this page. It gives me a simple choise. I like simple choises. DELETE!-- Swami A. Suresh 00:09, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Guillotine it. --His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 01:38, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Explain what the fuck any of it means, then delete the fucking fuck out of it anyway. Really, is there even a joke here? --205.188.116.204 01:53, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delet not Uncyclopediaic. 149.151.177.118 02:23, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Holy shit, that was fast. It was gone before I even knew it was VFD'd.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 03:05, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Chernobyl

  • Delete. Turning random things into bands is not funny. --Zyrac 18:25, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Nuke. - Steve Ballmer 18:27, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Fuck,this entry is fucking hell funny why u gays want delet such funny thing?
    • Because we're not a bunch of worthless consumer models who think you can make anything funny by putting "is a band" after it. Annihilate. --Andrusi 18:40, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • dude liek i totaly like to put unsined votes up heer Delete. --Hobelhouse 18:46, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete - Look, it's feisty, I'll give it that, but I'd rather see Chernobyl and its little incident better sent up than the "is a band" tack. Such a disaster deserves better. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp Image:Icons-flag-us.png sex & violence! 22:45, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Billy Corgan

Honibo Tartrate

Norrissing

  • Guillotine for assininity. One author (besides NRV taggers), not funny, and the but who wrote it defiled Oscar Wilde with this practice. Save Uncyclopedia through censorship!

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 14:57, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Rirhath B

Luigi

  • Delete. Not unfunny, but just a quote and three more lines--Rataube 12:08, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Pasta

  • Vanity--Jtaylor1 08:15, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep in dry storage until boiled for 10 minutes. -- Swami A. Suresh 08:44, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep - How is this vanity? It's better than most the other things that are VFD'ed --Keithhackworth MUN 15:33, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep, soak in olive oil - It needs some sauce and some parmeasan cheese, but it's not VFD material. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp Image:Icons-flag-us.png sex & violence! 15:37, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep; serve with a side of breadsticks expand. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:55, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Ghetto

Marty Meehan

Mark johnson

Lost but not... well, yeah, it's forgotten. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:58, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Zoidberg

'Swift execution -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:57, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Cunt cunt cunt cunt crap crap shit

Discussion moved to Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/clones

Owl blood

Alex Chiu

  • Someone threw a VFD tag on this, but forgot to put it up here. For once, I concur with the sentiment. Smells like slander. Delete. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:08, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The strange part is, I actually knew who that was. The current article sucks; delete it. However, I would love to see one poking fun at him that doesn't suck. I'd do it myself, if it weren't for my lack of any work ethic whatsoever... --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:49, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Well, the author does make a valid point. I researched this guy, he has said some pretty crazy stuff. 'not delete' 3:58, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • It is amusing but it needs to be expanded and made less crapy. Expand or Else Delete --Toloran 22:01, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. --POJoe!TALKCONTRIBSF@H 22:02, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • As author of this page, I admit it to be slaundrous crap. But please don't kill it. You said you had better ideas for it, so use them! Don't let Alex Chiu die!--19:42, February 6 2006
  • Delete Smells like adult vanity. Author needs to read HTBFANJS and Uncyclopedia: Vanity Policies--68.220.108.157 16:39, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

List of people who fight in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Interwebbernets

  • Short but not sweet. Behead. --biggy 23:27, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I second the Beheading motion

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 03:48, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

Graham Jones

  • Please delete this thing. --Joaopaulo1511 23:52, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • It's existed twice as long as I've been here, and yet is still shorter than the VFD template. Guillotione.

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 23:01, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

What IS this page??

Looks like someone already got rid of it. --biggy 23:39, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Total Ripoff

Ripped. ~ T. (talk) 11:50, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete Game clone with about a dozen pages that apparently hasn't really been touched since July. --—rc (t) 01:56, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • It's not funny, either. Have it lose the game deleted. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:44, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I agree, delete.--★J★o★e★ 16:15, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Ripoff--Rataube 16:19, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Guillotine, because not only is it a clone, but it is entirey unhumorous.

--His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great 16:33, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Template:Liberal and Template:Conservative

Done. And no, we can't delete one and leave the other.  :) ~ T. (talk) 11:55, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Kill. The first was used on no pages, the second was used on a few, but mostly inappropriately. The cream of the crap was been NRV'd and the rest is now using normal Template:Rewrite. These templates have, in my opinion, not succeeded in aiding us in getting more quality pages and have caused arguments. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:04, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete--Bradaphraser 03:20, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. --★J★o★e★ 16:14, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
    • After thought, Delete Liberal, keep Conservative.. --★J★o★e★MUN 18:39, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete --Some user 16:15, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • D-ELECTION.--Rataube 16:23, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Þ

Kaboomed ~ T. (talk) 11:58, 6 February 2006 (UTC) I think the author was driniking "Kool Ade."--Naughtyned 20:14, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Deities!

Deleted! Deleted! Deleted! Deleted! Deleted! ~ T. (talk) 12:03, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Fuck A Midget

Kaboomed ~ T. (talk) 11:59, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

Larry Jesus Schaffer

Oh yeah! I forgot! I gotta remember my ginkgo. Heh, killkillkillkilldiediedie! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:25, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

Portsmouth F.C., Southampton F.C., Stadio del Monte Del "Del Monte"

Three noses?!?!? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:08, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete all 3; unfunny & anonymous vanity. --DWIII 03:34, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

MolokoBot

INPUT: CRAP. DELETE Y/N? _Y -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:09, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Kill Looks copy-pasted from the internets, with the name changed. --Splaka 02:11, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Defenestrate. It's a nice long list that I don't want to read, anyway. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:15, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Every Article In Category:Years

I seriously can't take that anymore, as far as i know they all suck, if one or two of them are goo, go ahead and keep those ones, but just those. Delete. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:01, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Merge them into fewer articles or a single namespace. They are mostly boring, but the concept is good as a wikipedia parody. Keep 1927 and don't merge it. Do u realize the high amount of redlinks resulting from their total deletion? --Rataube. 23:51, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
Also keep 2034. We saved this one a couple of weeks ago.--Rataube 00:01, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
'Speedy Keep this was discussed before and the mood of the meeting was that what we have is likely to be as good as we are going to get, also if we do delete them as pointed out there will be redlinks all over the place and that unless we want to get rid of them all then people will just make up worse entries.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 00:27, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

See Uncyclopedia:Timeline and perform merges appropriately. This is a problem that has already been solved. --Sir gwax (talk) Image:Signuke.gif » Image:Icons-flag-us.png Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 16:36, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Take Over the World

Conquered.-- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:20, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete--Rataube 23:51, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

1337 (alphabet)

h4xx3d. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:20, 4 February 2006 (UTC) Factual. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 19:18, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Thee

  • Keep (moved from NRV by author). Under UN:DEL, I think this passes all 6 tests. For those who don't get the reference, the Canadian national anthem ends "O Canada, we stand on guard for thee." If someone thinks they can improve the content, be my guest.--Tom Veil 00:26, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete as it's too stubby to keep. I don't think I can improve it, but that's not my problem, as I didn't create it to begin with. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|CUNT|+S 00:33, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete or expand. I had NRV'd this because it was so short, so either expand it or let it die. Another paragraph or two should be enough to sustain it. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 00:36, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Expand. It has potential. Someone should commandeer it. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:04, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • OK, I expanded it. Sorry for not writing a full-length article to begin with; I'm used to Wikipedia, where the articles are supposed to start out as stubs. --Tom Veil 04:45, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
Next time use the {{WIP}} template.--Rataube 10:56, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Changed substantially, voting reset. --Sir gwax (talk) Image:Signuke.gif » Image:Icons-flag-us.png Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 19:26, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Train-a-Tron

I-think-I-can't -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:20, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Moved and redirect baleeted. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 00:21, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm reposting the article, because the article was created well before the user-name as a hoax on wikipedia, the user name was just a tribute to it.

It's unclear whether or not this is vanity, so let's take the standpoint that it isn't and vote on it as such. --Sir gwax (talk) Image:Signuke.gif »