Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive99

• Delete - Completely humorless. Like someone gave mentally retarded children LSD, and entered them in the "write the most random shit possible" contest, and then sprinkled it with redundant jokes about them being gay or such. Really, really lame. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums^{[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!]} 22:34, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete, again. But for the love of god... 15 ARTICLE LIMIT! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 22:36, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete - It's not O-fucking-K. The Oblong Lobster 22:40, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Kill, maim, murder, CVP, etc. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 22:47, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• CVP - but watch the 15 article limit--Sir Manforman 22:48, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Something Shitty This Way Comes -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 22:48, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• dear god please make it stop What a vile piece of work this is. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 23:29, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• CVP, before it gets worse. --General Insineratehymn 23:41, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Huff, Redirect to My Chemical Romance, and protect. CVP is annoying, and redirects to useful pages are so much better.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank unblog)   03:38, 25 October 2007 (UTC)  
• Delete. -- Mitch 03:43, 25 October 2007 (UTC
• Murderise - As per EugeneKay (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 09:44

• I support a redirect per EugeneKay. Pentium5dot1 08:47, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• Keep - Oh those I-talians. Always shooting stuff. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 17:54, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Keep. Also, watch the 15 article limit, Muley. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:28, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Keep. It just needs to be cleaned up/trimmed/whatever. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 20:42, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Keep. Good lord, we need an Italy article, and this one is funny. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 23:29, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Keep. Just needs a little love. --Mr Whiskers 02:14, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Keep - As per above (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 09:47
• Keep. Maybe soft rewrite tag it. There is some good stuff here, along with some dross. A bit of a tidy and it will be fine. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:18, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• Delete Don't think it can be saved Mulehunter 17:30, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

• Comment Have you actually tried reading it? I'll give you an extract just in case "Rich in history yet curiously bereft of modern culture, Italy was announced to be the No. 1 best-selling foot garment of 2004 by John Woo & Ralph Lauren." ...
  • and sorry for the 15 rule thing...I thought Quack was "inactive" (I'm new don't hit me) Mulehunter 21:59, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry about it too much. I'm sure they'll let you off this time. Just keep an eye on the number of articles next time :) (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 25, 09:47

• Delete The hell is this? (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:06
• VainityHuff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 17:47, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 20:51, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Huff with extreme prejudice More people need to read this. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 23:35, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Schoolcruft --General Insineratehymn 23:41, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Zip Zop Zoobadee Bop! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:16, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 03:43, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Schoolcruft Sir Modusoperandi 08:54, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. Incredibly dull schoolcruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:11, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete --Asahatter (annoy) 12:03, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• Delete I'll give you a prize if you can spot the funny...Because I sure as hell can't (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:03
• Who?   CAKE J! <-> 16:09, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• WTHUFF --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 17:55, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 20:52, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 03:42, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. Let's see... random, namedropping, terrible pics, dodgy writing and terrible concept. Dammit, I don't get the prize. I like prizes. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:53, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• Delete - Unfunny, listy towncruft (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 15:59
• Huff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 17:56, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 21:00, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Blow it up It's sad because it might be possible to write something funny about Austin, but not until we do away with this crap first. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 23:36, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete - per Bonner and I agree with OpenFaceSurgery--Sir Manforman 23:37, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 03:41, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. Precisely per Bonner. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:51, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• Keep - As per Kip. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 17:56, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Keep per Kip   CAKE J! <-> 18:16, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Keep. Youse kids these days gots no sense of history. Sir Modusoperandi 21:06, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Keep Even out the score. : ) -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 22:46, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Keep per incomprehensible in-joke. --General Insineratehymn 00:04, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Weak keep. At least get rid of some of those lists near the bottom. I mean, "Naruto's Ass"? What? -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 00:09, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Keep per previous VFD results. Forget it already, for god sakes.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank unblog)   03:35, 25 October 2007 (UTC)  

• Delete. Long crappy article that rambles about nothing. --MAXIMVS DECIMVS MERIDIVS S.P.Q.R. 15:28, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete - Wayyyyy to listy (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:42
• Delete. One of those injokes I never liked. We already have WJU, and that should be more than enough acceptable vanity for everyone. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:45, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete per the rest of the delete votes, plus some in-jokes are plain stupid--Sir Manforman 20:54, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

• Comment Isn't this supposed to be an injoke? I think it's described on HTBFANJS as vanity, but an example of good vanity, so it stays based on humor value. It's also mentioned on Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes. And above all else, it's been nominated for deletion three times, yet survived. That's classic! Maybe it just needs to be cleaned up. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 17:27, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Note: This article's been on here so damn often it's not even funny. Go root around in the archives if you don't believe me. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:04, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• Delete. The force is strong... in my pants! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 11:32, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete - PLEASE delete the picture too *Begs* (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:38
• Delete -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 22:17, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 03:38, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. Woah, that's pretty random. And really poor. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:49, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• I hate it however, I'm starting a new campaign: keep articles that people will probably look up and edit. Also, what kind of encyclopedia doesn't have an article on feet? --  CAKE J! <-> 16:43, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

• Delete. Several good lines are sadly washed over in this garbled, unformatted mess. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 11:31, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete - *Sighs* (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:36
• PEE-YOO! never-fucking-mind, I didn't scan to the end. --  CAKE J! <-> 16:45, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 22:18, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 03:37, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. Close to random incoherence, and classically unfunny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:47, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• Delete. Not a list list, but a bad not list list. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 11:29, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete - "When armed with a hockey stick, Jesus just beats the shit out of anyone nearby" (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:34
• Crucify and make sure it doesn't resurrect. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 17:24, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Crucify --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 17:57, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• lol, Jesus -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 22:24, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Crucify. --Mr Whiskers 02:15, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 03:35, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. Poorly disguised terrible list. No laughs, no thought. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:46, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete Yuk --Asahatter (annoy) 12:01, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• Delete Per Lounge nom. I actually think this idea has a certain amount of potential, but the article witters on about some totally obscure local team for far too long in vanity stylee, and it will probably never get reworked to something decent. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:06, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete It should be "sore loser" of the year, anyway. --  CAKE J! <-> 16:04, 24 October

2007 (UTC)

• Delete - Indeed (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:26
• Whoever wrote this wins the award. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 17:23, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 22:26, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• I like the picture! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:58, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 03:35, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• Delete Per Lounge nom. Random Eurovision bland pop hatecruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:01, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete - Poor band, poorer article (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:23
• Delete -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 22:29, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 03:34, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. It offends my Eurovision fandom. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:38, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

• Delete this is trash --Elassint Throw things at me 23:59, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. -- Mitch 04:44, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Delete. What? No, seriously, what? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:56, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
• Huff - Very poor (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 24, 16:20
• Delete --