User:Boomer/People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness

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People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness!

PEEING Top Secret Headquarters.
PEEING Top Secret Headquarters.

This is a group dedicated to creating, submitting, and, if you feel like it, whoring quality Pee Reviews.

  • Any users that wish to join to help improve the quality of Pee Reviews can sign up here.
  • Please confine general whoring or whinging about wanting a Pee Review to the talk page.
  • All members, and prospective members must swear a solemn oath on our holy book.
  • A list showing the current top reviewers can be found HERE.
  • This page should generally be used for nominations, announcements, and excremental party business. For general discussion please use the talk page.

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[edit] Recent News

[edit] Guidelines

Taking the piss is serious business (it's not personal)
Taking the piss is serious business (it's not personal)

There are currently only 2 rules for membership in the Society.

  1. You must give quality Pee Reviews. I will may probably won't be going through Pee Review every few weeks to make sure that members are giving good reviews, but that's OK, because some other guys do it almost daily. This means being completely honest in the review and giving at least a couple of suggestions for improvement (if improvement is needed). Otherwise, you'll get a good firm talking to.
  2. You must give at least 1 Pee Review per month. Obviously, we'd like you to do much more than that, but if you don't do at least that you'll end up with the smelly ol' retirees. Our goal is to make sure that the authors of potentially good articles receive the help they need, and to do so we need to make sure that articles actually get reviewed. Doing more than the required amount of reviews every week will likely result in promotion to a higher rank. Whether or not that's a good thing is all up to interpretation.
  3. Don't always believe what they tell you about the number of rules.


[edit] Membership Requests (currently: 1)

You can't bribe your way in, you have to do some Pee Reviews!
You can't bribe your way in, you have to do some Pee Reviews!

Place requests here. An Attending Urologist will be along shortly to check you out. 5 good reviews and you're in. (We decide if they're good, not you!)

Hello, me want in. I've done SOME pee REVIEWS. Even before PEEING. --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 10:37, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

HEy Gert, I seem to remember you applied here before, correct me if I'm wrong. I further remember your reviews prior to PEEING being a bit on the short side (like, one line per box, or less - I believe I mentioned it on your talk page). You want in? Great! Nothing we like more than seeing new members. 5 in-depth reviews, and you're in. --UU Blah / Pee 11:05, Jul 7

[edit] Members

[edit] Ranking

(1) Piss artists of rank Fresh Stain and above

  • Entitlement to {{PEEING}} which may be added to their user page identifying as being of high urinary quality.

(2) Piss artists of rank Attending Urologists and above

  • Must have been a contender for RotM, and be nominated for this rank by another member of Peeing using the talk page. Boomer (cos he's chief bum around here) will then judge the suitability of the candidate, and promote as appropriate. Boomer's decisions are final.
  • May patrol recent Pees and contact those distributing particularly piss poor Pee Reviews and encourage them to improve. That's without pissing them off.
  • May update Cajek's list at any time, provided they know how to.

(3) Piss artists of rank Steel Kidney and above

[edit] Captain Catheter

He likes doing review s.

[edit] Fresh Stains

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.


OEJ skilfully performs his work
OEJ skilfully performs his work

[edit] Attending Urologists

[edit] Steel Kidneys

These badasses can piss for hours, while asleep, without a break, in the Arctic, with a bunch of whiny n00bs bugging them. They also won the Reviewer of the Month award.


[edit] Retirees

Sometimes, PEEING members need to take a break, either from Pee Review or all of Uncyclopedia, and either temporarily or permanently. However, we still love them (except for that one guy. You know the one.) and they are welcome back anytime they wish. For that purpose, they are forever preserved here, ranks intact.

Rather depressing, isn't it?

[edit] Awards

Separate to the RotM award, this group may bestow the following awards on those who produce copious quantities of healthy piss...


Image:Goldurinal.gif Golden Urinal
You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!
Or maybe even...
Image:Platinumpisser.gif Platinum Pisser
Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depth pee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing.


What more incentive could you need??? Get pissing!

[edit] Current Pee Review Artists

Updated by lots of different people Cajek, Under User, Heerenveen, and sometimes even SysRq, Javascap, Mightydandylion and YesTimeToEdit.

User:Cajek/Pee
user # of reviews # of "in-depth" reviews
√ Under user8180
√ Heerenveen5453
Orian575452
√ SysRq5651
Javascap5547


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