Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service

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If spelling, punctuation or grammar aren't your forté,
add {{Proofread}} to the article and we'll be happy to
lend our powers to it!

All we ask for in return is a large tub of industrial strength glitter glue.


[edit] The Templates

Add this on any page which needs checking: {{Proofread}}
The template will automatically add the page to Category:Proofread.
If you have checked a page, please remove the template, and add {{BeenProofread}} to the article's talk page.

[edit] The Proofreader's To-Do List

  • Check Category:Proofread regularly.
  • Check the New Articles section here regularly.
  • Once you've proofread a page, remove the {{Proofread}} template and add the {{BeenProofread}} to the article's talk page.
  • Once you have done that, add it to the Completed Articles section. - This step isn't crucial, as articles are worked on the writing may in time need checking again, but it is nice for us to see the growing list of our contributions to the site and is a form of accountability I suppose also, so our work can be checked.

[edit] New Articles

  1. User:Jocke Pirat/Presidents with Rediculously Accentuated Facial Hair. Yes I know the title is spelt wrong and I will fix that when I move it. ~ Image:Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    2/07/2008 @ 17:03

[edit] Completed Articles

(Archive 1, Archive 2)
89. Stench Continuum OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 16:22, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
88. UnNews:Aliens Abduct President Bush! --OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 02:40, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
87. Insomnia ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH)
86. United Nations Charter ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH)
85. Tiananmen Square ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH)
84. Why?:Did the Chicken Cross the Road‎ Sir Modusoperandi
83. Rasta-nomads Sir Modusoperandi
82. Oh My God! There's a Meteor Heading Towards Us • nyp 08:27, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
81. UnTunes:A song by a n00b -RAHB 07:45, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
80. UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story --SYNDROME MUN medicate 20:34, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
79. User:St.Helena -- User has a mild dyslexia and is my second evil twin, but generally considered to be the nicest and the least social of the three of us. Took three minutes to correct and is an honour every time. ---- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Married British. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:12, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
78. Charles III -- Spellingwise not the most arduous task, but could use some tweaking when it comes to the level of style. It sounds like it's been written by a college level writer, when the subject could use a "dry old geezer" tone to it. ---- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Married British. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:55, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
77. UnBooks:Travel Guide For All Countries --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:10, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
76. User:Hr. Snellman/Runescape -- It took ages, but it's done. I only hope he's still active! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 13:14, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
75. Ron Paul -- Work done by Orion Blastar, I just noticed it was OK, made a couple of tweaks and removed the proofread tag. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 11:24, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
74. Skater Punk --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:49, 17 January 2008 (UTC) (Oi! I did half of it! It took me ages, that did! --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH))
73. UnNews:Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:20, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
72. HowTo:Hack your iPhone --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:18, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
71. Forum spamming Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
70. Metal Sonic Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
69. UnNews:Cluster bombs are best-selling toys this Christmas I'm back. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:30, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
68. Wierd al yankovich Finnius.png 17:54, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
67. Xbox Live Finnius.png 17:23, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
66. UnNews:China outlaws reincarnation, Tibetan monks just found out. Finnius.png 17:03, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
65. UnNews:Alabama to keep ban on sex toys, Pope overjoyed Finnius.png 06:47, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
64. Hersheys Major fixes done Finnius.png 05:27, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
63. Paella did a 2nd scan over a previous proofread Finnius.png 23:17, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
62. Oven gland Finnius.png 01:32, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
61. ESPN Finnius.png 01:13, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
60. User:Atomic_Disturbance/MSWN2 Piece was not finished, but the person wanted some feedback. Done. Finnius.png 15:14, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
59. Female Video Gamers Proofread, only minor errors really, I feel someone may have looked before me. --ReviewDude 02:55, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
58. Irish_Road_AtlasProofread it, some questionable grammatical anomalies remain though. 12:34 October 13, 2007
57. Booger_King DerHindemith
56. Balmain I've proofread this article, but someone else might want to have a look over, there are a couple of rather long sentences that might need breaking down. --Quicklikeamule 12:24, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
55. Wilhelm Reich --Quicklikeamule 08:29, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
54. Buster Keaton --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:42, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
53. Booger King --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:24, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
52. Guinness Brewmasters --DerHindemith 22:00, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
51. Emboldened_stupidity --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:26, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
50. Cambridge --DerHindemith 21:40, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
49. Ku Klux Klan Homepage --NXWave 22:07, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
48. UnNews:Alberto Gonzales claims he doesn't recall saying "I may have created confusion"
47. Windows for Cavemen -- Now its done. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:19, 03 August 2007
46. User:Ljlego/Heavy Classical I may have missed some tenses here or there. It's supposed to, by and large, read as the past tense until the last section. See what you can do.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:22, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Done. -- Mitch 01:11, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
I did a bit too. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:03, 02 August 2007
45. User:Atomic Disturbance/MSWN - Uhhh... I added some blue links a did some proofreading. See if anyone else can do some more magic. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:36, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
Also checked it over. Seems fine and dandy. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 20:29, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
44. UnBooks:The Secret Origins of Cream; Supergroup - Something that I cooked up for PLS, and would now like checked by the immaculate hands and faces of you people. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:46, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
As requested, personally proofread by moi. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:20, 27 July 2007
43. User:Atomic Disturbance/MSWN --azza 21:44, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
42. Duke Nukem --azza 21:41, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
41. Topiary - Also done. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:23, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
40. UnNews talk:Scooter Libby is going to jail afterall - Done. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:15, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
39. UnScripts:Employee Training Video --~ Image:Tophatsig.png

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

22:59, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
I'll work on it's. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:01, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
Finished. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:20, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
38. Hunter
37. User:Mordillo/Jewish Holidays
36. UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects
35. User:Ikabu/Alien Invasion
Spirited Away
34. UnNews:Experts say only one way to beat global warming: A World Dictatorship
33. HowTo:Kill a Ninja
32. Goth
31. Preflight procedures
30. HowTo:Stop Hunger
29. Socratic Method
28. Mink Game
27. Stockport
26. Nazi
25. Bad articles
24. HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute
23. REO Speedwagon
Somalions
22. Peace Corps
21. Letter to the Isle
20. Child Supremacy
19. Grue Eating Habits
18. Rush Hour
17. Raymond Chandler
16. UnBooks:No Clean Way to Die
15. Scienticians
14. Feeder
13. User:NeedABrain/UnBooks:Gallows Humor
12. African giraffe
11. Sperm: A Chronicle
10. Aspirin
9. Mossy coconut
8. Consumerism
7. Invisible cow
6. UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook
5. Brazil
4. Invasion of Uncyclopedia
3. UnNews:National Day of Prayer ruined by godless protestors
2. Confederate States Air Force
1. UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism

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