Uncyclopedia:Protection Request
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As a cathedral of humor and a sanctuary for free thought, Uncyclopedia receives hundreds of edits every day by users from all walks of life, just like you. Unfortunately, this does not always end well, resulting in countless changes being made to pages that are just disruptive. Here, you can request a page to be protected or semi-protected so the problem of constant vandalism may be ended. Likewise, you may also request an page to be un-protected here.
Notes:
- Create a new header for each submission ( ==[[Title of Page]]== ) with a link to the article in question and a reason for the request.
- Specify whether full or semi-protection is neccesary (or if you desire un-protection). If you don't understand the difference,
hit yourself over the head with a blunt objectread the following: Wikipedia:Protection policy - As always, sign your entries with 4 tildes (--~~~~)
- Admins: please add a notice to this page once an article has been (un-)protected. Then you can get back to your miserable lives.
- This is NOT a voting page. If you are against the protection or semi-protection of a certain article, either submit your reason under that page's heading, request un-protection, or leave a message on the admin's Talk Page.
- Don't submit a page unless it desperately needs protection.
New Requests under this line
Cheltenham Bournside School and Sixth Form Centre
This vanity-cruft was recreated four times. Either tag with {{VPV}}, redirect to CVP or list on UN:PT-- 20:29, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- This should probably be deleted in a week or so. But, nevertheless, -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:45, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
- I think this should be locked permanently. This page has been getting recreated since early 2006.-- 15:50, 16 February 2008 (EST)
Vagina
I dont think the anonymous vandalism is going to change. The picture gets taken out almost every day. Thats all thats been happening on this page since the picture was brought in. Semi protection keeping anons out would help. --Allahgator 03:32, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- Sure. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:45, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
Encyclopedia Dramatica (Disambig)
Fully lock as there's no need for editing. Recent vandalism and I'm sure there's more to come...-- 00:11, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
- Maxed. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:45, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
user:AE
There's to many anon assholes editing my userpage, please semi-protect-- 23:23, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
- Done. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:27, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Hillary Clinton
I think this needs infinite semi-protection until further notice. Vandalism by IPs and you realize this woman could become the next President?-- 00:15, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
- Done by Spang. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:27, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
No need for any editing what so ever. All of the recent edits have been vandalism -- 00:48, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
- Done. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:12, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I don't know how it happened, but an IP managed to break the semilock. Please relock it so they can't spam. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 
00:26, Feb. 10, 2008
- Done by Hinoa. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:13, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:CVP/archive3
This somehow isn't protected right now, but it obviously should be. --Pentium5dot1 03:41, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
- I dunno why, but I did it. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:52, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
- Clarification: I was asking for full protection for consistency with the other CVP archives; the page did not appear to have been more than semi-protected at the time I made the request (although even that is doubtful, as the log was empty at the time of my request). Why do I see an unprotection now? Is more stuff going to be added to the archive in the near future? --Pentium5dot1 02:43, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Stoner High School
Please revert to clean version & semi protect. Is being repeatedly vandalized by an IP/leveebreaker05 and I don't want to enter a revert war with a vandal. Thanks --
05:53, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
- I've protected the page for two hours and placed a warning on Leveebreaker05's talk page. MadMax 06:11, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Please semi-protect. Just like AAAAAAAAA!, this is a target for anonymous IP's to spam more "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" or to vandalize it. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 19:30, Jan. 7, 2008
- Done.
Premier Tom Mayfair
01/08 03:59
Template:Tl
Some well-meaning but misguided newbie mistakenly removed the opening and closing braces that the template is supposed to display [1]. This needs full protection to stop similar mistakes from happening in the future. (Wikipedia considers it a high-risk template.) Thank you. Pentium5dot1 02:49, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
American (species)
Request at least semi-protection. Most of it isn't vandalism, but the nature of the article (being the functioning replacement for the deleted American article) attracts a lot of lame and unfunny edits. --Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:46, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
An article that contains nothing but a cut-down version of itself that does not contain itself
An intricate philosophical in-joke. Needs protection for the same reason as An article that contains nothing but a full stop. Pentium5dot1 23:02, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
List of Mortal Kombat Characters
Most of the IP edits are really bad and stupid sex-related jokes. I'd like to have it protected from any further edits from such users as there's already too much sexual humor as it is on the article. -- Hanyouman 01:51, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
Beginner's Guide
I'd like every page in the Beginner's Guide that is currently not unprotected to be unprotected so that I may finish my work on updating guidelines and rules and all that lovely crap. I'll let you know when I'm done. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 06:59, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
Bible
Preferable semi-protection to prevent future cruddy IP edits. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 09:19, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
International Page Blanking Day
Because the original edit history which made the page funny is fast disappearing off the bottom because everybody wants a piece of blanking action. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:33, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
An article that contains nothing but a full stop
Likely to be meet futured vandalisms. It only contains (.) and it needs to stay that way. --Kip the Dip 20:57, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
Forum:Index
I think that this page should be fully protected after You-know-who attempted to create a You-know-what forum by editing this page. -- 21:39, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Armenia
Blanked 3 times so far this week. I've reported the two IP addresses involved to the Ban Patrol, and the first has already been banned, but...why is this person using more than one IP address? Whoever this is, we need to inform them that blanking is not the proper way to dispute content. --Pentium5dot1 01:14, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
- No way. Completely unreasonable request.
Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 03/9 01:53
- Sorry for
not clearly specifying that semi-protection was all I was asking fornot noticing that the article had already been protected at the time I made this request. Pentium5dot1 02:35, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
- Sorry for
Eragon
- I don't know what it is about this page, but itt's not so much vandalism as it is really stupid edits. You know the type, unfunny, detrimental changes that could have been produced by a six year old. They're mostly by IP's, so someone please semi-protect this page. --Señor DiZtheGreat
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:43, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Protection Request
- Requesting that this page be protected so that n00bs don't mess it up, and create additional work for the adminatti. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 22:54, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Supersecret admin page
Even though the Supersecret admin page does not exist, it still needs to be protected against the vabnalism it recieves. ~ 15:09, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
- Would be protected if it existed. But it doesn't, so it hasn't. ;) >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋ 15:17, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
- Should be semiprotected if it existed. --User:Nintendorulez 00:17, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
- Would be protected if it existed. But it doesn't, so it hasn't. ;) >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋ 15:17, 8 September 2006 (UTC)
Vote for "hypothetical" semiprotection
- For. ~ 17:25, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
Vandalism
See Talk:Vandalism#Whoever took off the giant "Penis" sucks and Forum:Vandalism article needs protection?. Needs full protection, not just semi. Pentium5dot1 19:09, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Russian Reversal
Before AAA & SBU get into an edit war. Premier Tom Mayfair 11:41, 25 July 2007
- I wasn't about to get into a war with him Tom, as it says in the edit summary. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:31, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
Barney
Semi-protect. IPs and 1st-day users continually add unfunny, poorly formatted, and poorly spelled stuff to it --Kurgan complain
21:34, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
