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We are now 21, and therefore May now adopt!
BDC Lumpy jumpy legs Cam lynch Alligator Matt O'Tousa Metal Detecting Lindsay Eddie Debby Darth Vader (game console) Tori miers- great. Scatting Joe Bidden Evil Baby Jesus Casserole Broken redirect Template:Thumbsup - :-( Template:Baduser Stalin's Nick Geason Whakatane Mike Nelson Business line Elderly Billy Mullins Annual Fart Lighting Festival Brittany stanley CYA Pistons Monkeys on a typewriter project - not funny for people with brains. GDI Template:Beavers - very poor template, nearly new, no longer used. Viv Justin stark Rich white- I love QVFD. Reader Kush karia Annual Fart Lighting Festival Howie carr - Good for you. Tell someone who cares. Webcam The woods The Nick & Brad Show DGEmu - We really need to tell people to stop using so many templates... [1] talk redirect Talk:UnBooks:No Clean Way To Die Talk:UnStories:No Clean Way To Die Stpo - The last three are pointless redirects Paul Sahbaz - appears to be vanity (see AFD at Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Votes_for_deletion/Paul_Sahbaz) Indian burn Copycat - Old WP spork[2]. VFD is almost full; trying this instead. Immigration to the United States Dewpoint Dipshit Conor Brady Fuckable Animals Caesar Augustus King Henry the eight Caesar Augustus Willy Sitnkt Doodlebops Alex smith Ryan melville Sam harkness - IP's... >_< Adam Chalmers Rory Pimp Gun Nasiri Harsh User:Lenoxus/Seat hockey (submitted by user, original idea not mine, I swear) Manual Cunt
20, 20, 20 May Hours Ago . . . etc
Derek jeter Kevin H Pine crest school -Vain G-Loves Vain Special with a lisp Reading (Skill) - Split created redundancy with Reading. 101 ways how to bug your teacher Conor Brady Temari "Where you can find huff shops" Taboo CAPS User:Andorin Kato/The Internet is for Porn- idea I tried and have given up on Ellen degeneres Mister Rodgers Oliver bradbury The beginners guide Michael woolcock Kalon tsang Chaos Emeralds Machine head Toby watts Treblinka Buizai Dave paris Klu klux klan User is blocked Disambiguation (disambiguation) (disambiguation) Gay Emo Fag Jacqueline baulch Estelle Getty Natural light Mckinnon Secondary College Pete Wentz The Avengers - unambiguous disambig which actually doesn't merit a redirect Edric Brian202 Professor Subtitle R'lyeh Talk:Runescape Noob Song- abandoned talk page TMnet This page is a fake page caught between existence and non-existance only ever visited by you, Chuck Norris and several other scientologists - Olipro may be gay, but not as gay as you. Talk:Eatsleepdrivesc - orphaned talk WSB - nearly identical to WP's Wikipedia:WSB-TV (e.g. [3]) Ryan ShelloArticle Drift- Too old Shrubbery Reader's Digest Re:Ban_Patrol - lulz, I'm a retard Janice dickinson
May 19th, finally, after May 18th lasted about 12 hours too long
Image:Crazy1.gif I was going to use it in the Get rich QUICK!!!! article I'm working on--Scott 23:22, 19 May 2007 (UTC) User:Gururot Bunot + talk = user that does not exist. You just fell for the trap An article that contains nothing but a full stop User:Gretchentheartist Katamari Jewbacca Katarami Damacy Fuqtard Gulf War Castle The Answer to The Ultimate Question Of Life, the Universe, and Everything UnPoetia/Things you can do Edit page Burning Crusade
Eighteen holes that "Stanley Yelnatz" has dug
List of people Dick Cheney has shot Vladan Batic Games workshop Template:He gets more pussy than you. Sam Bourke Matthew Flinders Curiousity [4] - Misplaced pee review Philip Henry Game:TAOAG/Vomitor Scary lady Philip Henry Game:Game_Online/Bobobo/Edward/HelpMulder Thomas Cox List Of American Fuck Ups - duplicate of List of American Fuck Ups AAAAAAAAA!/Image Gallery old version Image:Honestfortune-cookie.jpg 20:50, 12 May 2007 UnNews:Estonian Wiki Suffers Extensive Vandalism, Blames Russans Valerie Correa's mom :need more proof go to jerrys house :D [5] - talk page redirect User:Thekillerfroggy/Estonian Wiki Suffers Extensive Vandalism, Blames Russans Uhhhh Nas Gaythan Temari Laura JakeX - vanity Gaythan Hugh keevins Berge's page Hello Panda Adam Ant Fightstar Robin tew TempTest and its talk - yes, I know it was Oli. Ithianism THE CURSED ARTICLE SNIST Fanny Dundee united Army men Captain Random Jay and Silent Bob Luke quast Wiki-bandit Syntax - Stupidity. David conrad TestPage Daniel scivolo [6], [7], [8], and [9] - movepage vandal remnants. Narcicius - Vanity crap V3.0. Aaron Larsen - Vanity crap V2.0. Andrew Babb - Vanity crap. Jake plakakis Ricky Burton Ricky Burton - Vanity crap. Raffles Institution - One word wonder. Aaron larsen - Vanity crap. Spaztics - Hypocrisy! Byahh!!!! - Gibberish. Hermitage high school - Gibberish. Alex webb - Vanity crap. Eloise rowland - Rubbish, probably vanity. Key Skills - One line wonder. Superkatz - Vanity crap. Palmtree - Rubbish. Probably vanity, too. Jake Plakakis - Vanity crap. Ghl - Empty pointlessness. Jens Gåsemyr Magnus - Possibly vanity, mainly rubbish. SPM - Peniscruft. Final Fantasy XXX - One line wonder. Mr. Baldwin - School vanity. Tariq Ryan miller Scary movie Massive mutant cyclops's Kirsty Purcell old version Image:Illegalaliensfromouterspace.jpg 21:15, 17 May 2007 Hackney horses Shang Dynasty Adam & Eve King Friday Wras Adam devore Sky sharks Pics are good, but there should be words too, dimwit. Water bottles Chris sucks Blanked by author, Chris Sucks Sucks! Crimson raper Alfred Nobel Fatalism Fat Pants Mr. Byleveld Spanish glossary Mitchell Bishop walsh Fat Pants Gazzman Jotham SPM
Seventeen teenagers named May
Ricky tian Sat nav Satan, Keith Richards, Ozzie Osborne, Emperor Palpatine to Form Heavy Metel Band Michael caller Dare Never gonna give you up Bloop 4D NOOBS Come with me Equatorial guinea Jeremy jensen Brandon baker Jiggly puff Racoon City Bondage --Copies of HowTo:Become an OAP-- HowTo: Become an OAP HowTo; Become an OAP How to be an OAP -- Satan, Keith Richards, Ozzie Osborne, Emperor Palpatine to Form Heavy Metel Band CG Crew The Global Soviet Hardliner Nationalist Party Thomas kinkade Mart Thomas Hughett Cutters - VFD was full. This is a lil' funny, but it's all truth Ween - Vanity crap. Homeostasis - Looks like someone wanted a page for their homework. Michala - Vanity crap. Progressive auto insurance - Erm... "if you think you can delete this you are sadly mistaken!!" A complete mess. Game:Zork/Lastdoorofzork2 Josh prince Marmaduke Hugh davis Splee Goodwin Image:Nmu.gif Nothern Michigan University - blanked by author (more or less) Murderdolls Melissa Woman drivers The Jew - guess what Nigger poop blowjob - topping it all, a link to KKK Image:VirginMary16thC.jpg unused Ha Zim_ulator/archive3 - redirect to userspace, presumably an accident. Fe. Kellogs Kornflakes Klub Daniel barone Baroque Ethan Your gay brother Melody Thomas Kinkade Edward, the lovable generic extra Cork soaker Super emo hat Look back Shark poison Game:Grueslayer/save3/kopeks The Mystical Forest Zone - Uh, I think half it is from, like, Wikipedia, or somethin'.
Not-so-sweet sixteen
Super emo hat West Mifflin Sarah Duncan Cork soaker Ron SHOCK LINK! Cameron SHOCK LINK! Micheal French SHOCK LINK! Anthony Kiedis Ethan Baroque Podshow Andy_Milonakis_Fairy Batman Beyond - WP spork with no visible changes Gospel according to Black Doom - Biblical schtuff with a few words changed Zakir Ali 'Rajneesh' - gibberish, spam Jamat-e-Harami - stolen from [10] Game:TAOAG/sewersack Game:Do NOT click any links!/click1007 Game:Do NOT click any links!/click1006 Template:Spoiler-about --Eponymous templates-- Template:User:E-user Template:GreenGenes01 Template:GreenGenes -- Kulaks Lewis Carroll Ripoff of Lewis carroll Pen Island: Lord of the Balls Kristianstad Irrelevent and unfunny. Talk:This User has been banned This User has been banned I Fucked Your Mom with my Tab Editor Tried to make it look like it doesn't exist, but it does. Louis Quatorze WTF? Ghoti Blaze the Cat Aw, come on. Now people are creating vanity articles about their pets. This page is a fake page caught between existence and non-existence only ever visited by you, Chuck Norris and several other scientologists Oh, please STOP!!! Covered in Michael Jackson's mother fucking bird poop Buggery_Act Ethan dale Vain Monkey raper Page full of quotes - duplicate of Page Full of Quotes KaMaKaZeDaN.com 8s KaMaKaZeDaN Mladen Lukic - Deda She with the face Ludvika Kurt Nilsen Hamburg Official Nintendo Magazine Forum McGarvey (recreated) ZAIN Bremen McGarvey Pen Island: Lord of the Balls Chrono Cross How to Defend Yourself From Drug-Crazed MexicansUncyclopedia sucks - HATE HATE HAT page.Redirected to Uncyclopedia is the worst Babel:Es/Sir Teddy Bautista Ben folds - copy of Ben Folds[11] unused redirectHannah biggam-- nobody cares about this--Scott 02:28, 16 May 2007 (UTC) Tignor -- we don't care Who cares? -- stupid John Reaves 08:28, 16 May 2007 (UTC) Image:Tortilla1.JPG Same as Image:Tortilla12.JPG
May If X=3, what is X times five?
Drums The Amazing Atheist - vanity Gemma WOW! Jess Rochman - vanity Oracle Chris Wasson Theodore Julio Espino Hernandez The Third Kommunist Bilber Template:Kat University of washington S the d The dark ages J00de Naked lunch Asoo Mr. Pibb Bumwich HowTo: Turn Your Life Into an RPG Catholic high school Yo shuppers Devil may cry 3 HowTo: shoot a weezle Anyone who calls themselves vince Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Anyone who calls themselves vince Template:User_sexybeast - unused, and image on it no longer exists. Barbatruc Scott Keith Ben los prickos Oliver twist
May Fort Teams
Doo doo pie Talk:African Giraffe - talk page redirect; the page has been moved to Talk:African giraffe in accordance with the page move Britains got talent - spork of WP article that's in AFD (see [12]) Berry muncher Nigger poop blowjob Brandon Jensen -- we don't care Animal Crossing III Puck first revision Image:Amelie.jpg John fairhurst Battle of Zama G thug dog thug Jon spencer Same i.p A Miranda etc. needs banning Gaytown Bambi Miranda Another stupid page, same i.p as two pages below. Sean payne John Balon Mokashi Cognitive science Teddy grams Picanha - VFD, moved to user space Ces't Horrible! Alex webb Anton volchenkov Plagiarism/test - a former test page, with nothing but an image on Asmar Ahmad Omg wtf Category:Users who likeCTF -- see discussion at bottom 8875467 BC Game:Zork3/swearspanish townguy goron Nolife - Immefinately short. If not, better to be ICU'd!
May 13 have mercy on our souls
Game:Zork/policefight1_1 Game:Zork/policefight1_2 Game:Zork/policefight1_3 Game:Zork/policefight1_4 Game:Zork/shootnorris Game:Page 8005 User:Spawn Man/Hair loss, User:Spawn Man/Knee gumming, User:Spawn Man/Memoirs of a Geisha - Recreated as articles; I no longer need these sandbox pages (they're just taking up room). Sorry if I've done any formatting wrong, I'm practically new here... Thanks, Spawn Man 04:28, 14 May 2007 (UTC) Image:Stop_hand_transparent.gif - uploader rq Rev-Vird reattempt to create a deleted article by a sockpuppet banned user--Scott 02:43, 14 May 2007 (UTC) AWL vanity/vandalism/unfunny/stupid/unfunny/cyberbulling nuff said--Scott 02:36, 14 May 2007 (UTC) Toni is a baby Crocoduck Mr nick Dean - dean can go die in a fire Hollyoaks Chris White Fulton McBrownEye Tom O'Rourke Gretna John Dentinger James harris Squirrel Grenade - stolen from [13] Caroline hull Cara sheldon Jasper Carrot Sheep rape Preteen Chrono Cross Image:Video.gif -- Animated pr0n >:-( Image:Video 2.gif -- Animated pr0n >:-( Caroline hull Andergay Rob smith Tooop Scott Bartek Orga The Welcome thingy above that very few people even read anyway. {{welcome}} in mainspace. Celeste Template:All Your Base Nicole's 100 Deepest, Darkest Secrets The Grimace Woman's rights This website Weird Category:Things that make me cry -- vanity Category:Headkicking -- unused, no working article to reference Image:Spank.gif - Animated pr0n >:-( Ben hitov BFE3018ICUd Spendiforous 666666666666 - repeat of Phish Alex M Squeegy Slipnut Image:Burth.jpg - ew
Agent M12
Chrissy Kim Edward cullen - Newtons first law of IP dumbassery: miscapitalization=QVFD. Sophie Ferriby Zeldafan500 Kaka Brigid Eamon UnNews:2 cent Win Wad of bubble gum 2517TesseractICUd Fishbot In The Night Garden Mumbag--Stuff ICU just kill itMother's DayICUd Prison break Homotrail[14] -- Broken redirectDone In The Night Garden Wad of bubble gum 2517 Fishbot Ravena Avalon - Catalina Island's fire, which THREATENS MANY PEOPLE AND WILDLIFE is NOT funny. Sarah dealy Koumas Fish face Image:POINT AND LAUGH!.gif - Already have one with another name
Where? —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:01, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
2517 Wad of bubble gum
Mate eleven
Ayumi HamasakiICUd Austin middle school - You're so vain... Sam Geal - Vanity shitfirst 2 revisions Image:Utonium.pngDone Template:Domokun HATES Template:Jesus Annoyed ver.2 - one is enough Template:Joeldisapproves Template:Band Infobox - Template:Hidden end 15 Minutes of Shame - spork of Wikipedia:15 minutes of fame, with 'fame' changed to 'shame' :-O Bin Gallows Template;123 Idiotic Rio Southern Morggoth Garland Rainbow_frog Maydeo Game:Grueslayer/save2/pwnedbyants -- Unneeded Microsoft Sam Mclaren F1 BearahBønnenevermind Austin_academyTo Keep An Idiot BusyBusy Idiots Teh robootSarah pastoosh how mean! Benfica - Vanity crap.Geibis - Random nonsense.ICUdBrixton- Already huffed once, vanity + good old nonsense.Try the V2 template. Florida air academy - Crap. (EDIT: It's getting recreated - CVP, possibly?) Dale Bruford - Vanity crap. Pete Thomas - Vanity crap. Craig telford - Vanity crap. (Damn, I love saying that!) Neo Cortex poop cortex Dimitris Fassois, Stefanos, Rsfa - vanity page, has been moved to various places. Attack at your mom your mom!! TTYL Maarheeze Martin mystery one liner Sandnes crap Tristan attack page Bram Ismael one line James iams one line Chessington Community College vanity? Mr ellis crapCarl leader someone remade the article >.>CRP Category:Bands That Your Mom Secretly Listens To While Your At Work/School/Whatever It Is You Do During The Day -- all articles properly rerouted
Thanks for linking to the no-redirect page. </sarcasm> –H.
Template:Infobox CVG system - a wikipedia template not used on any pageBandnames described obtusely - movedTalk:Bandnames described obtusely - Only the talk page redirect should be deleted. Template:Simon Rewrite, Template:Ermey Rewrite, Template: Trump Rewrite - absorbed into main rewrite template
The original rewrite templates should not be deleted, as we lose the edit history. Better to move Template:Simon Rewrite to Template:Rewrite/Simon, etc. --Never mind, I just noticed the absorbed versions are by the same author. --
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:19, 11 May 2007 (UTC)Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:21, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
David Thorley[15] - double redirectDoneColumbus, Ohio - no text, too old to ICU
If it's too old to ICU, it's too old to QVFD, too. And I hope Spang knows what he's doing. –H.
Zookie Jon_KuhlXenuphobiaDoes not meet QVFD criteria Debra Lafave History of poop Image:Rofl1jk.gif - We already have the same thing in the form of Image:Leroy.gif George Bush (person) - ughh... +44 - Another article that was created but automatically redirects.Immonentum - Redirect, I don't think anybody is GUNNA use itSeveral pages link to it already Wtfpwnbbq Template:Satan
May 10he gods have mercy on us all
User:Leatherboundbooks/UnBooks:Animal House, a Social Criticism [16] redirect [17] redirect Chicken Gun Ballon demons Naasm Kezbullah Dillon Lynch Andy Asbury rrrr Cheese-eating Surrender Monkey - ??? Superman 64 - sporkin (still -- now, sans one of wikipedia's templates) [18] - double redirect Fp 666666666666 Nobody Cares about this. Light++ - The article exists, but is automatically redirected to Light. Bermuda Blow my brains out Elmo Purple headed custard chucker Not even worthy of ICU. The grim grotto
May I take you on a cruise tonine?
Nintenkangaroos Funny not stupid - If an article with a construction tag was OBVIOUSLY useless and wouldn't improve, would you huff? Sy Sperling Nedak UnNews:Cisco admits Linksys is shit Flyff Eminem lyrics Fangirl Rachel loves victor - WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CRUSH, OK? Jeremy Weber Image:Joe Dumbass.jpg - I THINK it's vanity shit. Jeremy Weber Quasi-Quantom-Facemeltism - duplicate of Quasi-Quantom-FaceMeltism Chad (Country) OR Chad (country) William Tennent High School Pieterjan Slimy Thirteen Year Old Girl Tim Bourne Fungi Leslie Pek - same as article below. Jamie Pek - contains someone's home address, needs huffing quickly! Carla Hindley - Liam Nixon and this one are just vanityshite. Liam Nixon Billy Pinker UnNews: Bush Attempts Suicide Tony everready - spork (anything not on Wikipedia's page is stuff material removed from that page due to lack of citation) Doreen Daly - vanity, blanked by author Americas army - Utter Poop. Image:Teie.jpg User:MF Doom - redirect created by fudged move. Jonathan Sasquatch militiaGame:Grueslayer/ayteeayteeMade it better. Black_sabbath_-_Paranoid Seth_kellen Aaron kitchens Black sabbath - Paranoid Fp Gaia
May I ate your cookie?
J. Wellington Wimpy Utter nonsense. Object Oriented Programming Vs Communism Uhh, What? Sherston We don't care. Moby's Dick Quote from page: "Am I actually writing this page? It's so juvenile, so low brow." UnPoetia:Lady on a Bridge Dj virus Louie V.H.S. Kingdom Hall Stacy's Mom Bugatti Veyron -unmodifiedspork, obstructing a move of Bugatti veyron to this name Westford vermont Hugs University of washington -- schoolcruft Light++
May 7
Stacy's Momm- ah, it's the 8th today, isn't? D'oh. Xavi - more rubbishness James hart - vanity and rubbish Gaia Online Recreated. Again. Kill. Crazy fat guy Sheridan Ampersand Kane S-mart Devon werkheiser Danny Ross UnNews:Stephen Hawking Arrested, Defys Laws Of Gravity Gawge Dubya Boosh Pointless redirect Three fucking fucking fuck's Game:Grueslayer/eatsteak Cabal/Cabal9 - there is no cabal. Especially not one unlinked to the other cabal pagesInternational Page Blanking Day- Check the edit summary I Can't Believe It's Not Existent Hideous Cry of Anguish Jörg Haider Grand Theft Auto IV Template:Slayertrolls Gippsland Grammar vanityschoolshite Karl Malone Dylan cleary Shiny Wiggers Hi hihih i Fuckbutter
May I call in sicks pliz?
Coldblooded Tittynappers - Recreated shite UnNews:Disney adds porn to televised chidlren's fare speld reel good (there is a copy that's spelled properly) Top Secret Butterknifes Kickass UnNews:Disney adds porn to televised chidlren's fare Duplicate, misspelled title UnNews_talk:BREAKING_NEWS:Nerd_Rebels_destroy_the_DvDeath_Star Michael_theodore_wongsosaputro Vanity UnNews:French tornados devestate US Spelling error in title, article moved Jeff dawson UnNews:Sylvester_Stallone_elected_French_President This page does not exist Twice in one day. Bill kaulitz Anthony randolph Andy murray Exaple on lol lolno Preteens In the night garden - 1, for sounding like a goth band, 2, for being crap The Fimbles - goes beyond all previous concepts of NRV. Image:Supremescommander.mp3 superceded by an even worse version Katrina reambillo - it's either vandalism or just plain old fashioned rubbish. Template:Comm hamster Unused template - associated article was VFDed a while back Template:Demonic alligators Unused template - associated article was VFDed a while back User:Joesph5626 - userpage for user that does not exist (+talk) Mark Wingett en.wp? Template:Weird - mostly redlinky template Template:GM Lada Conference - unused and rubbish template Template:SCNHS - template for series that has been deleted Template:SCNHSH - template for series that has been deleted Nougat Annex - Annex it would be preferred that you vandlise wikipedia Farting is fun - so is deleting pages R O F L Bosco Commandments Pyroms gracilis Blood of Christ Star Trek: The Next Generation X rated nuns Rennur Ratsemoh Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination G Taner Akçam Falcon Punch Brittany martha Template:God Hates Benson - totally unnecessary template (formerly) placed only on User:Benson Alana Yea, yea I'm cool too, but I dont make a page about it. Elle I'm a very beautiful girl too but I dont make a page about it. Top Secret I might have laughed if I had a mother This Page Does Not Exist OH GOD!