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September or thereabouts
Octosquaredoodle 4
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Octo-whatsit 3
UnNews:Class Pet Attacks Boy This Week In Kindegarten During Storytime - no real content Dookie weeni - Unnecessary redirect Ranga Namie amuro MeganCarter - Vain Battle of Brisbane - History IP Created, Utter drivel Daewoo - Author request Stafford virginia Beat the French Guy With a Shoe John O'Shea - No format, one paragraph Global Warming - A Bizzare Fact - null Pigeon N.U.K.K.E This piece of shite The Departed - Microstub Cabinet Missing Kemps Landing Magnet School - Vain! Duck Fuck UnNews:Family Skunk Brutally Attacks Boy Owner This Week During Intense Debate About Race Hany rizk Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/poop - pee review for a redirect? ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ║ ║ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ Talk:Beginner's Guide/Acceptable admins Rubbish (and testing QVFD-Comment) Ford Falcon Emo -slayers Shitezer Mk.1 Blümchen Nipchee Halo3 Zach; Caleb Bam Margera Shallum Maverick Matt h Fudgeums Andrea piper Connect Four Ms. allen Magna carta Scott Kyler Mr. henderson Adam shepard Scott rebholz Tori - Nobody cares UnNews:Gordon Brown WAS born in a suit! - Nobody cares Talk:Guest/ - Spam on how to remove spam? How to: Play Halo 3, no seriously, Halo 3, I know, uber sweet - Fail at HowTo creation. Elliot My chemical romace Hogzilla fights liger - Nobody cares + Recreated AGAIN Fanta Amy Canavan Canavan Portal Kombat Chuck taylor Underfloor heating Rock Bottom (TV Series) -It's not under construction, it's blank. Solicitor Windows Default OS Skyding Blingbling Great Hippie Orgy of 1512 Solicitor Jlc My chemical romace Title and the only word are misspelled. On the one hand, it does almost compare to Fisher Price...
Octagonber 2
Reggie McDonald - recreated shite from deleted page on Wikipedia Machineguns Safety school Boston University Safety school Classifieds clerk Carl Levin Game:Do NOT click any links!/click10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 East York Advance wars Perptual pwnage Perptual pwnage Template talk:Words Barry Sanders Purina cat chow Noob cakes Zoki Stacie Zac efron - Good, nobody cares. Peter_Dumaine -- Cyberbullying. UnNews:Weird Australians are touted as first signs of intelligent life UnNews:Nuke package ambiguity: Iran requests details, schematics UnNews:Sonic the Hedgehog conspiracy Goodbye Stranger MAH Image:MAK.jpg - Some sort of vanity image. Steve Perry Kemps landing 50 cal. Hannibal Lector - One-liner Jazzy jeff Marshall faulk Kitties ω - pointless redirect that would have been funny if not for MediaWiki's capitalizations A cube Michael watson That person - we already have that guy and this guy Tamagotchi Shellby weaver Giacomo Buscetta Nitragoonium Jab Caleb Blake Fielder-Civil Treebee Kwan Crazy chicken monkeys Scubba steve Jazzy jeff - Nobody cares what you do in your spare time. Halo 2 Rosie and Jim -Halfhearted article with few capital letters to speak of Uncyclopedia sucks major cock -PROFANITY OVERLOAD --Begin subpage cleanup of prevously QVFD'd article Take a present-- Take a present/boobs Take a present/dohnut Take a present/STD Take a present/Big Cock Take a present/TV Take a present/helicopter Take a present/job Take a present/Potter Take a present/condom Take a present/Girlfriend Take a present/Car Take a present/Computer Take a present/puppy --End subpage cleanup-- Juicy juice Joakim Iballs Heroes of might and magic2 Heroes o fmight and magic 2 Scootersame Trent Green The paradox of the human mind Spammer - Vanity for website ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ║ ║ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ Borgen - entirely IP created, Nobody Cares about your locality. Me myself and i Enrico Bonatti Camp Fuck You Die/Current Campers Dead or Alive Xtreme - Expired WIP HowTo:Quickly make very fast and accurate mistakes - Expired WIP Cameron sid/Mother fucking - D'Oh. Moved to here insteead of User: space. *feels stupid* Mother fucking - moved to userspace for working on, please huff redirect. Nobuo uematsu IRack High School Deities IMicrowave Hyde PACO Janez Janša Image:364px-Pamelaanderson.jpg -unused image Buying the Cow syndrome Nurse what Mark Truman Explosion ninja Take a present/Arsenal Holloween The Theory of Happiness Immediately - One-liner Shoop da whoop - As always Z-List Celebrity Fame Acadamey: Oh Yes, Another God-Awful Reality TV Show, Where We Couldn't Even Get Real Celebrities Because We're Skint Dan nichols Anthony Kiedis American englsih Gibby Michael gunning Physco Jonny [[1]] -broken redirect Zac efron - CVP Lucy yates Cihan Australian idol random wibble followed by a big bad spork. Kilbourne
Octember the 1rd
Tom Delonge Totally Spies Game:Page 86d Agunta Assistance Guidance Base 64 RSBRS Natalie white Avram grant UnNews:I went to Linkin Park Shoping Centre; It cost me 50 Cents to buy some Black Eyed Peas, a Silverchair, some Korn, Red Hot Chilli Pepers & Something For Kate. Bro User:Thekillerfroggy/sebben - Per author request. Self Hating Jews Super Pope Totse Donald Pleasence - I am trying to move my own article to this page,
but it won't let me unless the existing article is deleted.
I have done everything and it won't let me
move my page to here. - Done Fleagorth Mozzarella Firefox What The Fuck Is Grimace? Game trainers ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ║ ║ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ Lunge University Prep Dancercise Chill the Fuck Out Gay Aids Panic button Talk:Trojan War - moved main page to UnScripts:, talk page redirect needs huffing Chineese axe wielding trees Atomic Kitten - Re created crap Begin broken redirects Non huffable kitten the movie Racism against maori Fonz The Justice league of Jesus The Jesus Squad Žalgiris battle Zalgiris Battle Battle of Zalgiris End broken redirects Atomic Kitten - HA HA! POO POO! FUNNY! Rush (band) - Thank you Captain Obvious Stealth Camo: Better Sex Knowhere Gaz Flitcroft Km Vampirefreaks Red steel Tarnenai Loblaws Catfish billy money money money money money money money money Chipper jones Impotency Caramon Texas Longhorns football Deborah - Nobody cares Nsync - Nobody cares what you do in your spare time. Josh Steinman Darin evoy Megadrive Party Fudgesicle Manchester city Red Ring of Death Errol norman - From the makers of the previously QVFD'd Mama norman. Infosys Totse Its a trap - Blank page Klepp Gazza Lura Mr Meek Gavin birch Georgia Bin - blank page Sir Francis Bacon Tom allison old versions only Image:Sputnikislaunch.mp3 23:24, 30 September 2007 & 23:35, 30 September 2007 -I highly doubt that anyone will remove archived versions of the page. Philippines - I created the article, and I think the article needs a total overhaul, please delete.
September 30: A nose, and a mouth, crudely drawn
Samantha Power Sango - CVP? see Huff Log Cnn - Fail Why?:Have A Mortal Enemy Moved to userspace for finishing, please huff redirect ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ║ ║ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ Cherokee high schoolDead Nigger Storage- No. The potato man Spinning wait cursor House wives - shitty spork, of the already shitty Housewife Francis Musella Växjö Ja story Coke is evil Kolum sewell Doctor who 17th Regeneration Things that go bump in the night Evangelism Japanese-Sercian war Carol vorderman TOny Romo Talk:TOny Romo Partsearch - vanity, bullying, and utter shit, all in one, plus author removed improvement tags Schwanga Microsoft wireless notebook optical mouse Insert article title here, without link Hokksund My First Article - you heard the man, take as much pleasure as necessary Redinorome Dinorome How to be annoying Homosexuality in Iran Errol norman Narvik - non-notable place, crap to boot. Chris MartinMr. T. Smith- This isn't vanity. It's fiction. Cake/Biscuit Uncertainity Principle Dan Hibiki - Makes no sense, who the hell is this? Homeland Defense Viewtiful joe Butt turds - Ha! Butt jokes! Always funny! Ha ha ha ha! Saguaro Jonathan Papelbon UnNews:New element discovered Poopfishing Sango Sexual Harassment Gaara How to plagerize - HowTo:Plagiarize is longer, better, and has propper speeling. Template:Futurama - Unused nonsense. The communist manifesto Speedometer Joyce corston Lee storey Prey Bambi Battle of MySpace Ike Broflovski Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Bombers Mosh pit -- UnNews Cleanup -- UnNews:WHO blames tainted opium for Iran's string of empty invasion threats UnNews:Bush appoints Red Foreman as new head of CIA UnNews:This Bar Mitzvah Needs Some More Novelty Sunglasses UnNews:Man's Room A Diverse Melting Pot Of Dirty Laundry UnNews:Iran threatens to invade Iran UnNews:New Guinea blamed for tsunami panic in New Zealand UnNews:Collection Synchronizations Expands Secure Donut Shredding Services UnNews:Iran threatens to invade Columbia UnNews:Explosive diarrhea epidemic sweeps universe UnNews:Iran lays down plans to invade New Delhi UnNews:Iran invites Canadian journalists to barbeque UnNews:Month of May: Real news shorts in review UnNews:Dutch Pedophiles Start Political Party UnNews:Dutch prime minister shows his skills UnNews:New Study Shows Devastating Results; Fury of Chinese Food and Legalized Drugs UnNews:Seismologists detect an oddity deep in the ocean floor UnNews:Russian Government Approves National Polka UnNews:Richard Jefferson Caught in FBI Raid UnNews:Alternative Fuels:The wave of the future UnNews:Student government declares support for Nintendo Wii UnNews:Televangelist Pat Robertson Leg-Presses Washington Monument UnNews:Young boy discovered cheating on British gameshow UnNews:Canon Reveal New Superfast camera UnNews:Ears Deciding Sexual Preference UnNews:Health:Large breasts curbs depression UnNews:Greedy Carmakers warn about Ethanol UnNews:Elton John shoots photographers -- End UnNews -- Shuttlecock - not funny. Written in 9 minutes by an IP. Get it out of here. Image:Zune-anus.jpg - blank image; besides, the PNG version is better anyway Master Asia User:Roman Dog Bird/Gay People - Author request Moetan Take a present Evil Penguin - stupid stub Fellatio, Indiana - no edits since 2006, piss poor, not funny, towncruft, red links Image:Chuck norris.jpg -unused image Derby Hentai Spoot Anthony O'Neill Wikipoodia HowTo: Eat Something In The Best Way Possible Gooch Jerry perez Talk:HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public Walkenology The Great White Shark (We already have the Flying Spaghetti Monster, anyway.) Filip Zubac UnPersonals:New Murder She Shat Purse Rah kil 13 painful but rarely fatal sins (I nominate this page for CVP.) Roger T. Wolk. Mama boends Rap-metal Talk:Russian reversal (joke) WOW! Dallas sheldon hunter Hover zombie The Digiport Talk:Holy crap Hentai Holy crap Ingredient X User:Pentium5dot1/Sandbox/4'33" - author request
September 29th has been canceled due to lack of interest.
Non-Huffable Kitten Secrets Man Was Not Meant To Know Bokosuka war Skull Fuck Axolotle Shirley Wicks Golden Mean White dog poo Marianne Cecilie Natalie Alexandra Vanessa Alexandra Jay Min Jamie -- UnNews Cleanup -- UnNews:Evolutionists promote Scientific Evolutionism at Californian love-fest UnNews:Man to Return to Moon UnNews:Volcano blows top! Magma spurts out of thick cone UnNews:Tony Blair to stand down UnNews:Lord Xenu is restless UnNews:John Savident Primed To Explode UnNews:White House Tired of Telemarketers UnNews:George Bush Punches Bill Gates in the testicles UnNews:Cure for Male Pattern Baldness UnNews:USA invades Utah UnNews:Condoleeza Rice Invades France UnNews:Bill Gates Seen With iPod UnNews:Announcement of Halo 3 UnNews:Walmart Secedes from the Nation UnNews:Iran threatens to invade Bin Laden UnNews:Web 2.0 Service Pack 1 Released UnNews:Monkeys Escape from San Francisco Zoo UnNews:Aliens Hunger For Rice Cakes Again, Administration Responds Swiftly -- End UnNews -- Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/fugu Jamie User:Roman Dog Bird/Gay People - Author request Image:Bennyhill-Mexican.jpg is broked ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ║ ║ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ UnNews:Bush paints mural, "Artistic Value" cited - V Weeker Reginald The Maccabees Birdie The Don Bobby_Simpson Philosopher's stone A recipe for sillyness Image:Wilsons school logo.gif - not used on any pages --Images from soon to be deleted pages-- Image:Bwp akerfeldt.jpg from Metal Jesus Image:Metaljesus.jpg from Metal Jesus Image:Christiskvlt.jpg from Metal Jesus Image:Kingj.jpg from King Jesus Image:Darkjesus.jpg from Dark Jesus Image:Dark-Jesus.jpg from Dark Jesus Image:Potatoes-pl8.jpg from Idaho Image:Image2345.jpg from Racism against Maori Image:Maori-Emo_Jesus.jpg from Racism against Maori What. In. The. Fuck. ?. --End Images--
September 28th. Whoop de doo.
--Images-- Just a bunch of images that I can tell won't be used except for the one page they're on. 80% of these are safe, but it's worth a shot. Image:Jesus-Sonc.jpg (1 link userpage) <- terrible Image:Asain Jesus.jpg (0) <- terrible Image:Jesus and Beelzebub.jpg (1) Image:Jjuppercut.png (1) <- lame Image:Hall and oates.jpg (1) <- ugly Image:Th untitled-2.jpg (1) Image:ChibiJesus.png (1 userpage) Image:Ladyq.jpg (0) <- ugly Image:Strawberry Jesus.jpg (2 userpages) <- useless Image:Blunt-maul.gif (1) Image:Space jesus.jpg (0) Image:Jesus card2.jpg (1) <- ugly & lame Image:Ted jesus christ god.jpg (1) <- ugly Image:Jesus hendrix.JPG (1) <- ugly Image:Crap.PNG (1) Image:Crap.jpg (1) Image:Dog crap.PNG (1) Image:Holy-crap.jpg (1 forumpage) --End Images-- Care_and_Feeding_of_Admins TUGS Characters - .............what? Emo fashion 8==D --Author's Request-- More crap. -Kip the Dip User:Kip the Dip/Criss Angel - redirect User:Kip the Dip/ccccccs -redirect User:Kip the Dip/cccccccs - redirect User:Kip the Dip/most linked - WARNING: May cause computer to crash User:Kip the Dip/shoturfukup - redirect --End Author's Request-- Grand Theft Auto: Sunnyvale Trailer Park - Re-created. Popcorn lung Fagina UnNews:Prez bush is a tard Master Hand Frick Portal Super Ronald Igorot69 Joseph Estrada Maoris Wesley Angelo M Barayuga Napoli Talk:Kralnor - Created with gibberish. Mary Allen Sarah martin Sartin martin Quarter Game:Do NOT click any links!/click300 Non-huffable kitten ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ ► All articles below this point have been checked. ◄ ║ ║ ► Do not relist articles from below this point. ◄ ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ John Maine Jay Valark -- UnNews Cleanup -- UnNews:Blair, Clarke Announce 'Integrated' ID Scheme UnNews:Betty Crocker, Denzel Crocker Reunited UnNews:Howard Stern Fined by Alien FCC UnNews:Port Workers to Undergo Background Checks UnNews:Man Claims He Could Believe It's Not Butter UnNews:Dick Cheney Resigns and Pursues a Career as a Super-Villain UnNews:JK Rowling founds Church of Magictology UnNews:Iran strains to cover nuclear agenda UnNews:Butterfly in Japan Flaps its Wings Millions die -- End UnNews -- Mary allen Ryan ross Zac Efron Kassie Breann Ingrum In Lulz we trust Scoreboard Finding nemo Vatsal Club penguin Green rosetta Diego Nsync --Author's Request-- So, so, so sorry about this. (Zombiebaron told me to put them here.) -Kip the Dip User:Kip the Dip/AAA User:Kip the Dip/Blue chocolate User:Kip the Dip/ED2 User:Kip the Dip/FFS User:Kip the Dip/Forum User:Kip the Dip/GG User:Kip the Dip/HowTo:AAA User:Kip the Dip/Morrin User:Kip the Dip/Norris User:Kip the Dip/QQQQQQQQQ! User:Kip the Dip/SP User:Kip the Dip/Sanjaya User:Kip the Dip/Shotyourfukup - redirect User:Kip the Dip/The word "Uranus" written exactly 9001 times User:Kip the Dip/The word "Uranus" writted exactly 9001 times - redirect User:Kip the Dip/UncycTV User:Kip the Dip/dr User:Kip the Dip/dr2 - redirect User:Kip the Dip/dr3 User:Kip the Dip/dr4 - redirect User:Kip the Dip/dr5 User:Kip the Dip/dr6 - redirect User:Kip the Dip/dr7 User:Kip the Dip/dr8 User:Kip the Dip/dr9 User:Kip the Dip/eyepees User:Kip the Dip/forum User:Kip the Dip/ideas User:Kip the Dip/gob User:Kip the Dip/kmc User:Kip the Dip/tiring images User:Kip the Dip/vftw --End Author's Request-- Forum:Index/ Russian spam. Seriously. 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Hey hey hey! It's the 27th....yay!
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