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January 25. HEATH LEDGER IS FUCKING DEAD! Nobody cares. 

Ray
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User:RandomDie/Borat Sagdiyev - author request
Harley Quinn
Cursing
Alihafnamahktakkhajaaalaaamaajaaatrupmionol
Great Maple Syrup Wars of 1901-1906
Daniel johns
Elvis has left the desktop
How To Be Stupid And Just Not Funny‎
Sau
Just bullshit
Super Smash Bros
Improvisation
Maroon 5
Magical aerial adventure
Daniel
David kim
Alan hwang
List of countries of the world
Lick a dick
Naruto (Series)
Meet The Spartans
Logan Huntington - Did you mean... Ban Patrol?
John snyder
Chris Tinney
Dustin Hamilton
Template:Slavemaster2/sig - ah, nobody cares 
F. W. de Klerk
North hill house
Putney vt
Back stabber
Doom Muffin
Jon fisher
History of Jews
Oisin kelly
James gibson
CityRail
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A vain attempt
Mr. Chapman
User:The Thinker/Colbert + talk - user req; rewrite is live
Tokyo Hotel
Kyle dawsons funeral
HIM
Alex law
Kyle dawson
Barry blackhall
The uncyclopedia article which is just nonesence
Jdkjfakdjfkajdkjaf
Zena
Lindsay loves winston
Adult industry
Mike Ditka
SEAN kinGstoNE
Midterm 
Tucker Grose 
Derek Jeter 
Januarymas 
Adam Schankman 
Tit-fucking 
User:Mr. Illuminated Megacaesarlord-Optimus-Prime Velociraptor-Augustus of the Absolute Infinite 
Rob brautigam
MTV 
Ten things I hate about jews 
Glitter 
Chronicles of Narnia 
Joe romero

January 24. Heath Ledger is dead. Yeah, I couldn't think of a witty joke for that one.

Atlanta Trashers 
Purple haze - I think that this shouldnt have goten ICU'd in the first place
2+2=5 
Tyler neely 
Herol 
Goosfraba 
Chase miller 
Caillou 
Queanbeyan 
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27 (number)
Steve Guttenberg
Boza
My dad
The Dancing Idiot
Ricki Lake
How Much chuck would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?
UnNews:Brazilian uncyclopedia needs help! - interwiki advertising
Alex Badger
Waterloo road
Womans suffrage 
Christopher Dendy 
Forum talk:Feature Requests 
Video Games (Bilble)
Rusty nails 
Rugal Bernstein 
Sonya Blade
Roach
The Owls are not what they seem
Teegeeak
PUSD
Jacques cartier
R18
Zeke
Pokemon daimond
Black popes
Bukaki
Swinton
Hadleigh High School
Mildenhall College of Technology
Ray Winstone
Chicken McNugget
Lytham
The_Pitch-Darkness - Don't we already have about 3 of these?
Dave's Shoes 
Small Basketeers of the Philippines
Final Fantasy MMMMMMMMMCMXCIX
Mr.Chapman
Edward Cullen 
Brokeback Mountain 
Austintown 
An evening with Dildo Baggins
Kemo the blaxican - Mostly copied from the Wikipedia article
Supermegaginormatropolis
Love Children of Darth Vader
Pepperland
Sakura 
Horseshoe
Mc smally
Ray goulet
Aberdactyl Colony
Raffles Institution

January 23. Is it bad to say "Jester's Dead"?

Page which contians a full stop 
Rolling your head on the keyboard - We already have a bunch of these.
Moparscape
Pen spinning
Communist City
Why?:me
Image:Osmanbush.jpg - Pornographic picture, made me gag.
His weight 
Drew Wallace
Jake gyllenhaal
Blarchive
Kabuki
Giant snails
Stoughton
Weird Al' Yankovic 
Get Fuzzy 
Nationals 
Michael Wennergrund
Stab city
Matt Foster
User:152.93.4.225 -Spam
Christian metal
Scary movie
Dalton
Marshall Mciver
Dustin Smith
Co. Westsheep
Clive the Tree
Ben taylor
Noah
Forde
Elaine Melia
Lee mead
The easter bunny
Jesse duval
Royal rumble
The point
Aleksander bøe
Nils Olav Sørgård
Türk Telekom
Morten Hovland
Matthew franklin
Helge rønnestad
UnPoetia:The ignorance of the persons who dislike films oriented towards women
Srinivasulu mathstumper
Jeremy
Klaus
Tuula reponen
Åsane
Aleksander Bøe

January 22. Let's just hope that Penis Man picture gets saved deleted IT'S DELETED, WE MUST SAVE IT!

Random letters
Forum talk:Feature Requests 
Jbhlhjg 
Template:Digit1-20 - Template for random numbers, I'm not sure why it's needed.
This page is a fake page caught between existence and nonexistence only ever visited by you, Chuck Norris and several other scientologists
BWC
Kyle "Patch"-"Nipples and Pussy" Giray
Travellers
King Hippo 
Supermarket Sweep
User:AE/Top10 - author request, already voted
Heath Ledger - The page isn't funny, and I'd like to request temporary CVP due to recent events.
Chad Dutner
Aivars Mantinieks
Foghorn
The Plow
Weeping Water
Dgd
Xbox 64
Edge Spears Your Mom
Omar rodriguez
Habbo hotel - Broken redirect
Jake - Broken redirect
Lucy Lui - Broken redirect
Otters - Broken redirect
Will Mease
Alex moon
AUDRASAURUS!
Zeke
Stoughton
Cobol Tongue
Sam Totman
Red squirells
User:The Thinker/Break -- not needed, user req
Swenglish
Claire bevan
Stacy's mom
Image:DemetriMartin20.jpg orphan pic
pointless redirect
Andrew laverty 
Zombiebaron 
Karachi 
Zeeshan jakka 
The Village People
Amanda palmer

January 21. Somebody else make with the funny of the title of the day, pleasing... 

Andrew taylor 
Christie pasley 
University_of_Bristol
User:Ramo10 - more spambots
McChicken Nugget Disease
Trevor hocking 
Clare Phillips 
Category:American Quadrillionaires - recreated deleted category (twice)
Pampa, texas 
Mankus 
Dartmouth University
How_to_shit_in_toilets
Seventeen magazine
Spider-christ
Ninja banditos
Talk:Hitler Gone Wild - FUCKING! SPAM! BOTS!
Template:FA/10 April 2007
COMBUSTION
User:TommyG
Medeival 2 Total War
Call of duty 5
Scarf  -FEATURE! It's the new Fisher Price!
11/9 
Row M of the Magic Kingdom Parking lot 
Eye care specialist
Femminism 
Mighty boosh 
The ten commandments
Jenna
Ashley
Sehrish
Dan finnemore
Talk:Morale 
Talk:Cthulu 2: Electric Boogaloo - talk page redirect

January 20 - Just one more year of Dubya! 

Wallace & Gromit 
IPhone 
Matthew dirschel 
Forum:Please delete the picture of me - it's gonna be Winkler all over again, if this ain't deleted really fast.
User:124.217.251.166 
The Natural Moron 
User:68.226.149.60 
People that suck 
Gay porn 
Mr. Cormier 
Catholic grade school 
Edgar the ocelot 
Wooooooo 
Daniel day 
Brad Race 
User:THEDUDEMAN/Pheatur_of_the_Month/votebox - User Request 02:07, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Invisible library 
Guild wars
PENIS MAN  // I disagree. See talk page of article.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank unblog)   02:03, Monday 21 January 2008  
Template:En 
Template:Description 
Template:Easy-border 
Template:PD-self 
Bobi the Turbo
Tatu
Wang Chen
Xutos e pontapés
Phil matthews
Eject mania 
Hovercraft 
Image:1up!.gif - Duplicate that I found while browsing cat:DANCE
Superbad
Game:Game Online/666
Category:This category does not exist - Request DPP. This doesn't exist.
Christian Fundamentalists
Batmen of All Nations 
Template:Blooperpedia - Advertisment of another wiki. (The link doesn't even work, FYI.)
Darth Cheddar
User:200.21.15.125
User:202.185.101.171
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[2]

19 is a prime number. January is the first month in the year. Neither of those facts is really funny. Does anyone know any funny prime number jokes involving January? 

Gay porn 
Lizzard 
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Image:Ssj jesus.jpg
Opera seria 
Cholos 
Super sayan jesus 
Trisexuality
GLaDOS
Misfits
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Image:Mars1223.jpg - Some kind of gore/shock image
Soldering
user:AE/Menu - author request
user:AE/Why?:Do It - author request
user:AE/HowTo:Get Lost - author request
T-virus
QEGS
Rocking chairs
Image:S-Monkey1.jpg obsolete monkey...replaced by a machine, I hear. Pity.
How many super saiyans it takes to screw in a lightbulb
Salad pants 
Editing Game:Game Online/malecatgirl/greet/car
Japanese-Sercian war
Command Conquer 3: Tiberium Warts - Wasn't this VFD'd and deleted because it was utter shit?
User:83.223.102.22
User:218.202.7.231
User:74.242.78.144
Shit Eating Grin 
User:Bonner/Feed Basil - Author Request
Bhavna
HowTo: be an idiot - null
Ling ling
Died In A Blogging Accident
Died in a blogging accident
Plasma
Cat Suisidists
Dragonball
Harry hill
Higgs boson
Hospitals
Banana Republic of Illegal Immigration
Central America
Party game
Sackville
Save the mammoth foundation
SMF
Mammoth
Showdown Arguements
Jonas Brothers
UnScripts:Science vs Religion DVD Highlights
Wigga
White Guy
Wigger
Talk:Wigger
UnBooks:Cookbook/Desserts
Blogging Accident
Johan cruijf 
Nameless page - redirect works now
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Game:Grueslayer/ch2/demon/ask/search/map/clue/enter/right/pistol/exit/BENSON/ask/office2
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User:207.224.98.104
User:89.18.176.145
User:76.113.160.18
User:24.119.116.101
User:61.152.95.162
User:213.2.176.112
User:Jeez 
User:204.96.143.162 
User:24.119.116.101 
User:89.18.176.145 
User:76.113.160.18 
User:207.224.98.104
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Jan 18 - What, no joke here yet? You lazy bastards.

User:ShangoBhai1234
GI Jimmy
Crêpe Day 
Big Words
The Cake is a lie
Google Vortex
Game:Zork4/InvisiClues
Censored Eleven
Asurans 
Thumb pick
Talk:Mediocre Britain/ - YAAAAAAAARGH
Rolley coaster
Jew monster
ILiengLiengBaiBaiWo
Chris McClure
Tushy
IGaygory
Greg Lujan 
How To:Cut Your Head Off With a Wood Chipper (redirect) (delete) - Moved, kill redirect.
Bangali - hatecruft
Tidus - null
30 seconds to mars
Talk:Mr winkler im SORRY (redirect) (delete) - homeless talkpage/redirect
Mr winkler im SORRY (redirect) (delete) - no longer needed redirect, it's been around for a month, and serves no purpose
UnBooks:Mr. Winkler, A Retrospective (redirect) (delete) - pointless redirect
Seto Kaiba
Huitzilopochtli
Youko Kurama 
Penguin popping 
Y u do dis
Alness
Pat Burke
Kevin perron
Kubu
Ryan Benson
ANòóNYM JAY
Jack chapman
Steve The Pirate
Redundancy
Redundancy
Shuggler
Shuggler
Nick Ferrari
Jelly shoes
Jelly shoes
Surströmming
Redirect - Author request
Mathew cowey
Andy
Ashley ward
Ben wainwright
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Civil disobedience 
Cockerflopper 
Finis Jennings Dake 
Mathew Thiman 
IDildo 
Mental Institution 
Futurintendo 
Nintenfamily 
Category:Uncyclopedia-Malaysian War - Unused category
The party last night

Jan 17 - the trap of heart

Run bitch 
Chinese jews - Come to think of it, I might try this
Glossop 
The Great Excommunication of Everything
David Grumball 911 calls
Birdy
Adam West (Family Guy) 
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Kristina Pettersson
Droid
HI
Vgboxart
The Manbearpig 
Dry cough 
Planet Earth - topic already covered
Movember 
Clive turn
Killed_In_Action
Ragnarok Online
Dundee-Crown High School
Dundee crown
The peoples Indo-communist republic
Forum talk:Totse Help....
Paul Robinson
Chuck Noris
Feyenoord
Jared the Segway Guy
Image:Zebracake.jpg orphan
Krusty the Clown
Ben Olszewski
Ben Ozliewski
Brookers
ICTON's FLOW Stop Motion
Ryan Gleeson
Juventus
Labia
Eddie T Pennington
Swan
Conquer Canada
I like cheese
Frperg cntr

Jan 16 and aren't we just loving it?

Peter the gay
Trendy as clive
Bill belichick 
Run away 
Death Flange mark 3 
Jonathan yim 
Happy madison 
Brazilian jiu-jitsu 
Moof 
Gamble 
Betty Bush 
Empire of Geeks 
Image:Hadroncollider.jpg Copyrighted images I uploaded stupidly.
Image:Large-hadron-collider.jpg Copyrighted images I uploaded stupidly.
Amrita Naul 
Tom mayfair
420chan
Ray Garcia
Caroline - vanity Emo vanity.
Moosefever
The josh 
Fire storm project
Steamboat Willie
Ciation needed - lern 2 speel?
Phazer 
Eloi reis 
Nine IX Lives 
Mary Magdelene 
image:s-Monkey1a.jpg obsolete monkey. Obsolete monkeys are the saddest monkeys.
Doey
Nicoslav Brokov
Dashboard Confessional/
Myst 3 exile
Malaysia is GAY - Please no...
Joe Flanigan
Weeaboo
Category:Uncyclopedia-Malaysian War - Contains not true message
Uzair the pedophile
Dfsdfdsf
Aric
Tendafoot
Patrick stump
Joe hepburn
Rosella jones
Frank the Bunny
Professor Dolores Umbridge
Template:Asplode
HowTo: superman that hoe
How to lick vagina
Colin fallows
Ivo kankerbeest
Ivo smulders
Max van dam
John F Kennedy
UnNews:Brandinat0r

Jan 15: 7 years wikipedia. perfect day for QVfD submissions!

Pinnacle security
Iiiiiiiiiiiiii
Raoul nanavati 
Denzil bell
Anti air gun
The N Word
Griffin 
Nanalan
Engelbert Humperdinck
Long eaton
Wanksta
Katie scholten
Son of sam
FDA conspiracies
Sarah Black
Internships
Georgia (U.S. State)
Buzzard
Diomansy Kamara
Christina Ronaldo
Joe holland
Naruto uzamaki
Eli Manning
Talk:Dylan rogers
Dylan rogers
Emma bainbridge
ROFLcopter
Usdaf
Testibles
Cameron DIaz
Riverside
Image:115.jpg - looks to have been uploaded for purposes of cyberbullying (putting uploader on Ban Patrol too)
Guido
Eddy
Clark mitton
I don't appreciate your attitude towards my AAAAAAAAA situation
Robert Järviste
Andrus Lomp
Ol.p
Erko pettai
pointless redirect 
Foxophrenia 
First post 
Joel Osteen 
Smurfit 
Fun size
El Rey 
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Halo 4000 XIII Two: The Sequel 
Vince carter
Coach Winfield

Jan 14iest

Vince carter - null
Typographical acknowledgment
Pica - This appears to be the wikipedia page
Lepers' crusade
Rugeley - no thanks
Aintree
Sam Nathan
Sandwich Secondary
Bread sticks
Kaka
Yep
Yabo - Vaniteh?
Jägerball
Buzzard
Chinese farmer
Steve fisher
Ass syndrome
Jordan Schwartz
Randy Marsh 
Mark brown
Truffle shuffle
Jack Morrison Brup
Clark mitton
Mrs baker - It's a less-funny version of...well, you know...
Chunky monkey
Where is waldo

January 13, 2007

User:RAHB/UnScripts:Li'l Romeo And Juliet
User:RAHB/UnBooks
Steele Pierson 
Ryasaurus Rex 
Sniff it 
AUGH! 
Chris kusiolek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (redirect) (delete) - pointless
Rate me Uprising 
Hepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomy 
Failure
Physical Geography 
Dgfgdfg 
Dfgdfgfd 
An article that contains nothing but a full stop Inelligable.
Fghfghfgh‎
Fhghfghfghf 
Hggfhfg 
Uncyclopedia:Create a page 
Dry toast 
Polyushko Polye
Racine
Male nipples
London, Kentucky -- I expect a witty deletion remark, admins.
Catherine Ferreira 
Meltman - This is 10 days old.  If I can't QVFD things like this, please let me know. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png  21:02, Jan 13
History Malaysia - How did we miss this?
Sx-5000
ENatis
Now Thats What I Call Music (redirect) (delete) - broken redirect
ManBearPig (redirect) (delete)
Anonymously
Man's prayer (redirect) (delete) - broken redirect
SSA (redirect) (delete) - Broken redirect. Actual was huffed
Clarion (redirect) (delete) - Broken redirect
100 Worst Condom Flavors (redirect) (delete) - Broken redirect 100 Worst Condom Flavors is gone
Detroit Red Flings (redirect) (delete) - Rather pointless redirect
Au pair
Fuck yeah 
Sagmeister 
Plovdiv
Chilly Willy
Never mind the buzzcocks
Elmar
Jojo pieism
User talk:NXWaveisSU182 
Torchwood 
Eye Color 
Kool Kidz Klub 
Charles Dickens alter ego
Chris bond
Dofus
Game:Do NOT click any links!/click20.
Joe Bloggs
Glenn quagmire 
Evas 
Hasn't been invented yet 
Trae Miller - who?
The Uncyclopedia Game (redirect) (delete) - broken

Jan 12 and that's yer lot

Georgia (U.S. State)
Exponent 
Sean dunbar 
Torchwood
CLUB club
Talal
Bill bryson
Talk:Spontaneous human combustion
UnNews:NXWave declares Jihad on Uncyclopedia - "Anyone gloating on NXWave's ban will be banned immediately, THIS DRAMA STOPS HERE" - Mordillo
I don't appreciate