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- It doesn't look all that black. Instead, it looks like a messy airbrush of white Jesus. Start over. Add a layer over JC's face/hands and fill it with a uniform and suitable shade of brown. Then lighten/darken that layer to suit the highlights and shading of skin (use google to find appropriate pictures of black people for help). Make sure that you don't colour outside the lines (the present pic does and it kills the effect). Also, if you're going to use a 'fro, use a 'fro. The present pic looks more like he Jheri curl'd but didn't use enough softening cream. --Sir Modusoperandi 02:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
- It's a little better now, but he's all one tone and should probably have brown or hazel eyes (and what's with the bullets?).--Sir Modusoperandi 18:21, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
- Ever hear of the Ghetto? lol, but yeah I don't really mind the one tone I mean it's made to look more like a painting. ----
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Rosie Pushes the limit
- Yah, while this isn't funny and probably never will be, you need to make that lady darker, so that she blends into the lighting of the background. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:31, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
- The lasso tool can be evil if used improperly; the edges go all fuzzy. The edges all around Rosie are way too fuzzy. Try putting a pic of a pile of gravel in between the "rosie" layer and the background layer. Then crop the bottom edge of Rosie so that it looks like she's fallen down through the ground and pushed rubble up around her. The "41" doesn't look right (I take it you added the "1"?). Centre it. Also, Rosie is a meme that should die. ...Rosie is a fat hypocritical loudmouth..." was tired years ago.--Sir Modusoperandi 20:38, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
Martin is watching...
- The angle of the axe doesn't look right. I'm trying to picture where his left hand would be and it's not where the axe would end. Try rotating the axe 20 degrees clockwise. Also, axe need more blood. Axe always need more blood. Speaking of axes. /me runs out to woodshed...--Sir Modusoperandi 04:18, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
- This should fix it... --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
20:41, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
- The guy in the bottom corner needs to be darkend up to reflect the lighing of the room more, he's currently far to white. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 03:39, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
- Fixed --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
14:55, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
- Much better. But why is there so much black space on the canvas? The picture could be shorter, and the whole image could do with some context (ie: where is it?) -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 05:21, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- Well, one thing was strangely fixed without any problems. I'll get the background up from the original Martin Edwards picture going, too. --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
15:45, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- That is soooooo much better. However, I hate to be so picky, but there is a problem with the inside-metal-part of the frame on the left side, where it is beside the canvas. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:35, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- Fixed. --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
00:32, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
- Also, you can't see Zb in the background in a trenchcoat and black socks. --Sir Modusoperandi 21:05, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- I probably won't fix that. --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
00:32, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
- If you had mentioned that you intended to post it on VFP, I would have said, "Have the caption about horror, and make the pic Stephen King."...--Sir Modusoperandi 05:19, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Rockin' Greeks
- Can you apply a suitably "rocky" layer to the guitar? I think it would look more Grecian if it matched the statue.--Sir Modusoperandi 09:33, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
- I know less about Photoshop then you think Modus, please explain what you mean. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 09:36, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
- Okay, you've got the layer of statue and the layer of guitar, right? Now find a hi-res pic of granite on the interweb, and add it as a layer over the guitar. Play with its transparency so that it's still clearly a guitar, and perhaps adjust the brightness/contrast of the rock layer to make it look more real. Also, try setting the rock layer to "lighten" or "darken" (whichever ends up working best), as that will allow some of the guitar layer to seep through. When in doubt, experiment. --Sir Modusoperandi 10:14, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks buddy, I'll do that when I get some time. Played around with the filters before uploading it, and the best I could do was grayscale it. But yah, your plan sounds better ;) -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:04, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
- The Greeks had a bunch of gods...I'm thinking that one of them must have been the God of Rock.--Sir Modusoperandi 23:23, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
- That could be this guy...since they all look the same...and, all that would take is change to the caption. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:38, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
If the guitar is granite, this is just a great caption away from being a winner. I suggest something like "Symphona, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once." Of course, you can do whatever you want with it, I'm just throwing this idea out there.--<<
>> 14:47, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
- Don't forget something about her male followers having mullets, and the females having really big hair. --Sir Modusoperandi 16:54, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
- Okay guys. Today I uploaded two new versions. The first one made the guitar look more "rocky" using the patterns in Photoshop CS, while the other version (currently showing) was created using an actual picture of a rock. I'm not sure if it looks that much better, so please tell me how to improve it. Also, I love your caption Brad. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 05:19, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- This pic is better than the one w/the photoshop rock. It just needs a shadow where the hand is grasping the guitar neck and maybe swap out the thing in his right hand for a "granitized" bottle of Jack Daniels. It may be a bit late, but have you considered using a Flying V guitar instead of this one? The "V" is Greek for "rock".--Sir Modusoperandi 05:32, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- At this point I could still probably make it a flying V, although this is the only really high-res guitar picture I could get at this angle. So, if you can find me a source image, I'll make it happen. Also, I tried putting a guitar pick in the other hand, but since the thumb is missing, and I can't make a new one, I just left it. But, at this point, does the guitar look like stone? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 06:00, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- Also, I'm not sure where you want the shadow. You need to speak slowly and clearly Modus. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 06:01, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, it looks like stone. Since Symphona appears to be lit mostly from below, there needs to be a shadow above the hand on the neck of the guitar; maybe a smaller, not-so dark one below the hand also. This Flying V may work, if you want to change the guitar. There are also the wee details, if you are particularly obsessive, like airbrushing out the strings or lightening the whammy-bar/jack/etc (to make them appear to stick out a bit), but shit like that is up to you. If it was me, I'd do stuff like that...but then I did spent 10+ hours and at least four different versions to put a kitten on a pony.--Sir Modusoperandi 06:12, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- Okay, I'll do that when I have time (sometime this weekend I hope). I also spent like 5 minutes and one version to replace a Cuban revolutionary's face with the face of a zombie, and then like 10+ hours and 5 revisions to turn elephants pink. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 06:20, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- Kudos! Have you considered combining the two? --Sir Modusoperandi 06:28, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- If I knew how to make pink-zombie-elephants, trust me I would. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 06:30, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
- Looks miles better with the stone effect but still there's something not quite right. Did you use a stone overlay from the statue itself? That could work. Still, a pretty good job - would go very well in an article. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:47, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
- Try moving the pin/fuse up/out more, so that you can use more of the Wiki symbol (it looks like the symbol is caving in with the pin/fuse in the original location. --Sir Modusoperandi 02:44, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
- Why is their blood? Why is the pin in the hole? Why are the fingers causing the sphere to crumble? Why, do I ask? Because, if I'm asking questions, I'm not laughing, and I can assure you I'm not laughing. So, make it so that everything is simple, and then we'll talk. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 09:28, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
- Change the Wikipedian idiot writing so it reflects the original "American Idiot" writing. [1] And maybe a different caption. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:08, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
This is probably the best potatochop I've done (which may not be saying much). Anyone think it can make Featured status? It may be one of those jokes funny to people who know Defender of the Crown and bewildering to the remaining 95 percent of humanity.--Procopius 00:50, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
- Sweet. Was a class game too....so many hours of my life wasted on it. :) I'd think about adding a little more detail to the bottom of the page, sure you could expand both the image AND the gag in one go. Nice bit of work. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- Thanks. (Personally, I could never master the tournament part.) Regarding the detail on the bottom -- anything specific?--Procopius 01:04, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
- As someone who's never played whatever it is that you're talking about I can honestly call myself an expert. It needs a bear on a unicycle and, due to the general littleness of the sprites, the tents could probably use colours that pop. And my cotton candy fell on the ground. And it was made with real cotton. --Sir Modusoperandi 01:07, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
- Wasn't there a control panel at the bottom of the screen? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- I don't think there was -- I stole the screen shot from an Amiga website.--Procopius 14:37, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
- /me reminisces fondly while gazing through rose-tinted glasses at Amiga 500 in its original box on boxshelf...--Sir Modusoperandi 14:53, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
- I've never played DotC but I love this pic, especially the 'shoe size' bit. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:23, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
- Speaking of shoe size...the area behind the "si" in "size" is a different colour than the rest, and the "is" and "19" are too close. Also, the clown looks like Jack Black. I would have pointed these out earlier but I try not to pay attention to things.--Sir Modusoperandi 14:19, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks. I can correct the first two things, but no potatochop can correct a Jack Blackian appearance.--Procopius 14:37, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks for the suggestions. Very helpful. I fixed the text at top, and added a white tassel (of sorts) to the tent at the bottom. Does it look OK? If so, I'll add to the other tents; if not, I'll remove it.--Procopius 16:04, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
- How much you wanna bet Zombie will vote against this because there's text in the image (nice pic, BTW).--<<>> 23:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
- Well, the joke pretty much is the text... --Sir Modusoperandi 00:27, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
Fluffy Attack
- There should be more carnage. It should look like the scene from Akira right after that kid blew up the hospital attendants: blood, limbs, etc everywhere. I think the more violent the picture, the funnier it will get.--<<>> 14:00, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
- Bloodified, with added limb in mouth. Didn't want to overdo it, or it'd look ridiculous. --ynnaD 15:40, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
- In my opinion, there shouldn't be a limb in his mouth, because it makes it look like he just finished attacking someone. All the other carnage is fine, because it gives the eery feeling that after attacking whoever, the Fluffy just sits there. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:53, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- Hmm, I happen to agree with the eerie waiting thing, so I removed the foot, and added a blood trickle to indicate it's been there a while. I was thinking of adding a flashlight effect, ie changing the scene to night and having a light illuminate the fluffy, and a bit of carnage. What do you think, would it work, or should I leave it as it is? --ynnaD 12:22, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
- Go ahead and give it a shot, I'd have to see it if it's creepy enough, but right now this is a brilliant image. -- §. | WotM
God save him!(God exists?) 
| wanna Talk? 01:18, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
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