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An iPod joke!
It was created to complement my article (linked in the caption). It's my first photoshopping attempt, so don't be too mean.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:21, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
- It's a trip. You might consider muting the trippy colours a bit to help bring out the guy. Or not, he is tripping, apparently. Sir Modusoperandi 02:00, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- Well, that's an acceptable response. Though that doesn't leave much constructive criticism.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:32, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- It is what it's supposed to be. What's to criticize? Sir Modusoperandi 02:51, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- Sweet! That's a compliment, I suppose. And coming from Modus, that's almost like getting it from RadX (divided by three :)). Thanks. Though I doubt it's VFP-worthy, to know that it's not crap is helpful (to my ego if nothing else).-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:59, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- RadX doesn't come down here. Something about mold. We're okay with that. He never puts a quarter in when he takes a coffee. Sir Modusoperandi 03:17, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- It's OK. You're cool too. And you mingle with the little people. So you're like cooler! I'm such a kiss-ass.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:19, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
Most creative TV show ever
Mostly going for the concept here, I know it's kind of a crappy image (please, somebody redo it properly who knows how to work Photoshop ;-) Basically shows my opinion of that stupid show that everyone seems to think is a completely new concept. ("If you'd just get that fourth wall installed...") Yeah, do whatever you want with it as far as I care. 
Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 00:01, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
- That's not what we do here. Mostly, we help people to make their 'chops better. Sometimes we make rude noises. On Friday we have a barbeque. For this image, try to make the "'s" look the same as the other "american idol" script. Maybe offset the "got talent" lower so the the "got" doesn't disappear into the "american idol" section (black on blue is tough to read). Sir Modusoperandi 00:22, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
- Well, help make it better, redo it, same thing. OK, I guess not. Anyway, I did try to make it look like the original Idol script – the problem was, by hand it didn't look particularly convincing, so I just used GIMP's neon logo tool to kludge it. But yeah, thanks for your suggestions, so long as the concept's OK I can try a little harder with my chopping. Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 01:11, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
- Take your time. It's like an analogy of some sort where you need to do something a bunch of times before your somethings look like something. Sir Modusoperandi 01:14, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Communism Rising
I was bored. Any thoughts?--
» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:54, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
- Try it with the moon instead. Maybe have it rising from behind the Earth. Sir Modusoperandi 08:43, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Done.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:32, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
- Hmm. I may have steered you wrong. Try making the commie sign bigger. It just looks like a boat sailing the world right now. Sir Modusoperandi 22:10, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Done.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 03:58, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
- Scheiße! Picture this: the Earth at edge of frame (with only 1/3 of it visible), with commie moon rising (centre of frame) around back of the Earth. Sir Modusoperandi 04:10, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
Done.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 05:11, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
- I'm not going to ask to try anything else, because I suspect you'll become annoyed. Sir Modusoperandi 05:17, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
- Na, it's fine, throw it at me.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 20:39, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
- Okay, try Mars instead of Moon. It's red. Sir Modusoperandi 21:15, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
Oh Noes Nose!
- Against. I get it, but i don't find it funny. If you made it realistic then it would be funny.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:57, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
- Agreed. It's fighting it's MSPaint-ness. Plus it seems a bit obvious to me, but I have terrible taste. Sir Modusoperandi 08:42, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
- Barack obama Does not=Damsel in distress.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 03:22, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
- Cough**They'reBothMeNotObama**Cough** -- [citations needed] 03:55, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
- Try adding the shadow that the nose guy would cast on the guy. Also, consider saving it as PNG. Little details (like text) tend to artifact on JPGs. Sir Modusoperandi 03:34, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
Super W. World
This one's self explanatory, to say the least. I always wanted to do this picture. I'm just not sure how I should have done the Toad. --[citations needed] 06:20, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- I can't think of how you could improve the characters, but you should move them and the text a little to the left so they are centred.
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:15, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- Try giving Toad normal-sized hair. Blonde, maybe. Sir Modusoperandi 08:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- Do you think I could use this in he crappiest video games ever article (the one which holds the Subway video game as shown below)? What's the title and game purpose of this new game? 82.47.208.4 10:56, 13 June 2007 (UTC) Sorry, Weri long wang 10:58, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- Sure, I guess. Title? Gulf War II: Electric Boogaloo. Or something. Sir Modusoperandi 15:00, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- It could probably be used for that. It's already used as a screenshot for the Weapons of Mass Destruction (game). --[citations needed] 21:35, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- George should probably have a better looking suit. Dark blue with a red tie like he usually wears would be a good choice. --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
16:48, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- Updated!
- I liked the other shirt better, though.
- Anyhow, I figured that the Toad could get a turban. I centered the letters, exc. Changed 'Castle' to 'Country.' And I edited almost everything on top except for the time. Anything else to improve..?--[citations needed] 20:21, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
Mexican Baby
YEAH!...wait, what? so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 
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- The moustache is crooked, there's no shadow on Jr's head from the sombrero, and he's not centred on the pic. Ole! Sir Modusoperandi 21:10, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
Hulk Racing!
Allready I see The Hulk needs a number on his front. I'll do that soon. What else, besides crappy finish line and ugly pixelly man racer beside The Hulk?
so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:37, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Bright ground under Hulk make look like Hulk not there! Hulk need shadow! Hulk smash! Sir Modusoperandi 21:07, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Yaargh! Thar be shadows fer ye! And a snazzy number for his chest, too! I think that looks great! I figured out how to make paper stuff look real(ish)! so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:36, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- I'm a bit late, but I would say that it looks like a racer's gonna beat the Hulk. That's just me, though.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:24, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
- That's why he's in Hulk-form. Duh. "Hulk smash little man who beat Hulk in run game!" Sir Modusoperandi 03:38, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
--Weri long wang 00:55, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Try to find a pic of a Subway restaurant that was taken straight on, rather than on an angle, then reduce the number of colours and lower its resolution (there may be an effect to "pixelate"). This should make it look "in game", hopefully. Also, he's got no legs, which seems odd. Most people have them. I've got two myself. Sir Modusoperandi 06:57, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- I tried to pixelate the subway picture but couldn't find the right effect to make it look a 1991 video game.--Weri long wang 11:33, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- I've never tried it, to be honest, but if you save the background at, say, 1/4 it's resolution, then put that lo-res version here and stretch it to fit the regular resolution, it should be "pixelated" (you'll need to mess with the resolution, probably. 1/4 is just a guess). Lowering the colour depth of the background should make it more EGA-like. Sir Modusoperandi 11:55, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
I'll try MS Paint for that first, see what happens. --Weri long wang 15:07, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Here, 16 colour version. --Weri long wang 15:24, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Now just fill in the clear space on his arm. Sir Modusoperandi 15:33, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- New version with full arm. --Weri long wang 15:54, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Again, a tad late, but I'm certain that there is a filter that allows one to pixelate images. That's just me, though.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:02, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
- YES! the original duke nukem! --AmericanBastard 07:41, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
The Muffin Man
- Blur the hat up a bit and lower its contrast (as its brights are brighter than the rest of the pic). Sir Modusoperandi 03:20, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
- That should do it... --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
01:07, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
- Maybe add a bit of shading between his hat and head. Sir Modusoperandi 06:59, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Tiny little border added to seperate the two. --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
16:18, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Well, that's it, then. Sir Modusoperandi 21:04, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks.--~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
22:07, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
This could be really funny if he was behind bars, or perhaps holding a booking card or whatever they're called. 
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:38, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- That's a mugshot card below him. Apparently he was playing Scrabble when they caught him. Sir Modusoperandi 23:11, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
de Gaulle with kaleidoscope eyes
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An unfortunate miscommunication lead to the single for Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, from 1967's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, being released in France with this cover. Image credit: Modusoperandi
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- I don't know if this is the worst pun ever, but it's got to be in the top ten. I'm wondering mostly if this is too obscure. I'm also wondering if it's funny. I'm also also wondering if anyone can find a home for this. He's housetrained. This might be a better caption ...Picture yourself on a train in a station/With plasticine porters with looking glass ties/Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile/de Gaulle with kaleidoscope eyes. Or maybe not. Now I've got that damn song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, brain! Sir Modusoperandi 03:56, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- I know its off the song idea, but what about: "Though many in the Allied Forces questioned DeGaulle's capabilities, none challenged his vision for for a free, and very groovy France" Dame
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:59, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- Groovy. I'm leaning toward my second one, but I'm not sure. Sir Modusoperandi 14:39, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- I like the original caption best. I think it explains the joke perfectly well. The picture is great. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:11, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Cool. So the eyebrows aren't a bit much, then? Sir Modusoperandi 07:19, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
- Not at all. I laughed when I noticed them. They match his eyes well. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:27, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
Tennis VIP Spaces
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French Open 2007, tickets on sale now. Educate your kids on the beauty of tennis now! Limited tickets. Image credit: Gneomi
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Okay I need help, hehe, thanks, Also, is it French Open or France Open? - It's gneomI 07:56, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
- French...and I don't get it. Sir Modusoperandi 08:17, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
- The kid is looking up the skirt. It's gneomI 08:21, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
- Well, that just goes to show you how much I know about tennis. Sir Modusoperandi 08:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
- Love the image, but think if ypu are going to use text within the image it better look great. This doesn't, so either move it to the bottom so it looks like an advert or take it off completely. Other than that I like it. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- Hang on a sec I'll modify it. Thanks -- It's gneomI 12:33, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
- Try a white glow or a stroke around the blue text.....its difficult to read against the background. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Oh, I see now...the middle thing is supposed to be glass. You need to copy the crowd and the tennis player, flip them and paste them over the glass. Play around with distorting them and their transparency so that it looks like the glass is glass. Sir Modusoperandi 15:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
- There it is, with Mhaille's help, and I've also make the reflection of the crowds. Glassier? It's gneomI 04:27, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
- Either darken the kiddie slide/steps thingy, or lose it. Sir Modusoperandi 05:48, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Nuke Me if you can
- Try playing around with the hat size a bit. George's head is too big for it. Also, drop the brightness under the hat in a shadowy way. Sir Modusoperandi 03:16, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
- Awesome, just fix george's hat. --AmericanBastard 17:45, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, once you sort out that hat thing I will nominate this for VFP myself. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Ok, I've rejigged the hat as best as possible... added some shadowing and modified the size a bit so it's not so incongruous with the picture -- Prof Olipro KUN Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:28, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
- Now just darken across hps forehead with the burn tool.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Yeah, that's what I did, I'll do it some more. -- Prof Olipro KUN Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:33, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- See I think that its not the size of the hat, its the lighting on it that throws it off. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Alrighty, done, and I've changed the small light-grey credits text at the bottom and between their heads too, so you'll know if you're looking at an outdated version -- Prof Olipro KUN Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:26, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- Now can you give Ahmadinejad slingback shoes and put a watermelon in his mouth? Thanks... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Watermelon? Really? I'm picturing an orange peel smile. Sir Modusoperandi 17:19, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- Oh Mhaille... if you wanted me to make an image to turn you on you should have asked earlier. -- Prof Olipro KUN Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:10, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- I'll just give you two some space. /me flicks on red light, puts Barry White on the turntable, cracks a bottle of wine, exits quietly. Sir Modusoperandi 18:23, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- The vaseline tub is empty and my lips are still dry -- Prof Olipro KUN Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:19, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
- Just the way I like it. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Is it just me, or does Dubya look a bit like Prince Charles there? RabbiTechno 17:13, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Pick up the Phone Booth and Aisle
- Poof! And there it was THEORYA. I knever get anything featured. --Captain G5 UGotM [Y]
11:27, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
- Maybe lower the booth a bit to give all of his fingers something to do. Try smoothing the edge of his forearm as well (it's all wiggly. Forearms aren't wiggly. Well, mine are. Stop staring!). Try starting out with higher-resolution pics; it will help save you from jaggies. This has them (like the left side of the phone booth). Sir Modusoperandi 16:27, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Disturbingly accurate fortune cookie
- A while ago a fortune cookie spoof appeared on VFP. I said it could be better without being injokey. I finally got around to 'chopping it. Was it worth my time? Sir Modusoperandi 03:56, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, that was mine. Anyway, this image is as perfect as I know (might be for my Estonian heritage thingie) and I suggest others to think for me, which makes this comments useless. I'm here just to add my pic. --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 11:27, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
- Perhaps "Distrurbingly" as the adverb rather than the transitive for the title. --AmericanBastard 02:26, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
- Pesky english... Sir Modusoperandi 02:43, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
Hannibal Lector's
- Hannibal is too bright and he needs a shadow. You might want to try integrating the caption too, as without it it's not obvious that it's a grocery. --Sir Modusoperandi 21:24, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- They sell beef in a stadium? Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:10, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- I was thinking that Lechters was a kitchen goods chain... Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:10, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- Well, either way it's not obvious. Believe me, I know obvious. --Sir Modusoperandi 22:18, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- Try making Hannibal's head more 'concretey' somehow. Try a grey gradient map or something. Also, behind the sign looks a bit white. You might wanna fill that in as well. -- Hindleyite Converse 10:55, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
- Revised, finally. What you say!? --AmericanBastard 19:32, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
- Okay, this may be because I just woke up but...they look exactly the same to me. I compared this (hannibal_copy2) version side by each with the other one (hannibal_copy) and everything. Have I finally snapped? Sir Modusoperandi 19:48, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, the head was all bronzy before. It is now texturized and has a duller slate gradient. --AmericanBastard 15:39, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
The Hook Headed Man
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After the fateful duel with Alan Burr, Hamilton was resurrected by his supporters using the powers of the Freemasons. Centuries later, he made a terrible villian for a movie series. Image credit: Jocke Pirat
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I did this a bit quick, so there's bound to be a mistake... --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
01:07, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- It looks okay to me. You may want to clean up the edge around the hook. The clone brushing behind it is a bit suspect, though. The trick with the clone brush is to mix it up (paint a bit, then clone from a slightly different area) or it ends up with the repeating pattern that ruins the effect. --Sir Modusoperandi 01:59, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- This should be fixed now... --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
02:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- Is the knife lit in the reverse? Or do I have my contacts in the wrong eye. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:11, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- The machete is not. The light is hitting it from behind, reflecting the edge. --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
02:18, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- Well, there are at least two lights in this scene. But it's Jason, eh, so rather than quibble over set design, I'm just going to run away. --Sir Modusoperandi 02:24, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- Or rather in this case just step a little to the right... --~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
02:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- Odd. Suddenly I feel the urge to do the Time Warp. Again. --Sir Modusoperandi 02:43, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- Dammit, Janet. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- From what I can tell there are two sources of light, from behind and the weaker from above. To me it looks like the leading edge, facing down is lit. Its just what I see in an otherwise perfectly good image. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:18, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- You aren't going to write an angry letter to Hollywood again are you? --Sir Modusoperandi 03:54, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- Makes me hot when you recognize my not-so-random patterns. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 11:57, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- <emoticon me being stunned at my ability to do things to married, brood-raisin' crazy white-trash broads via the internet>. I've got an odd superpower. Useless for crimefighting. Magneto just laughs at me. Even Aquaman thinks he's better than me, and all he does is tickle clams. At least that's what Wonder Woman says. --Sir Modusoperandi 15:42, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Google Bomb
- It's more google than bomb. Try making the "e" a bomb. Then it would be google bomb. --Sir Modusoperandi 15:44, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- Any better? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 15:57, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- Plus, I only have MS Paint, so don't expect me to be able to do much. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 15:58, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- Read the tips I gave for the wright flyer below. If you're using MSPaint they apply to you too. --Sir Modusoperandi 16:04, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Georgidas and Xenijad
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