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[edit] Foreword by Paulgb

A picture is worth a thousand words. It can also make a good article into a very good article. If you see an article in sore need of a picture, request the image here. Surely someone out there has a digital camera and the 'shopping skills to generate original images? (N.B. copyright-related shenanigans apply when uploading pictures)

The idea of this page is that it is for photos that are original or photoshopped, or for getting help finding an image that adds a lot to a page. If you simply want an illustrative image that is already all over the place on the internet, use GIS [1]. I have this page on my watchlist, and I am sure that there are a few other people who have more PS skill than I do, so any request will probably lead to an image.

Also, since original content is better than just copying an image from some other site, if there are any images that are already uploaded but could have something added to them, post that up too. --Paulgb 09:55, 24 Mar 2005 (EST)

Contents 1 Foreword by Paulgb 2 request 3 Note from RadicalX 4 Requests 4.1 User:Sycamore/Mephistopheles 4.2 Need pictures for my new article on the US version of The Office (US Version)The Office 4.3 Help 4.4 Dntkllbll 4.5 User:Mordillo/Rashōmon 4.6 User:Cap'n Ben/UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ 4.7 Death 4.8 David Foster Wallace 4.9 For an UnTune. 4.10 Picture for UnNews Article

Archived Image Requests: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15

Note: Although RadicalX is Uncyclopedia's prize photoshopper, everyone is welcome and encouraged to help fulfill image requests.

Note If nothing on this page tickles your creative fancy, check this Category for more pages which need pictures.

[edit] request

[edit] Note from RadicalX

Just a quick note for all you request makers. If I do an image for you and you see a way for it to be better, let me know! I'm willing to revise based on your vision. Seacrest out. --Strong RadX 21:54, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Yah, same goes for pictures I make. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:00, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Same here, even though I haven't made anything worth 2 pence in about a year --LinkTGF 20:49, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

And a note from me: we try to pick up what we can on here, but be patient, we're busy, and can't respond to all requests straight away!

Also, this is really image request, rather than inspiration request. So please try to have an idea of the image you want in mind. If you ask for a specific image, it's easier to produce (or just to tell you it's not something we can do!). If not, you you may be waiting for a long time! (Or you may not). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:49, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Requests

New requests go on top!

[edit] User:Sycamore/Mephistopheles

I'm just starting this, I kind of want it to be a bit like Goethe's character Mephisto, but mabye with a "Sympathy for the Devil, Rolling Stones" quality - I'd really like something with the whole transforamtion from a poodle to the student bit or some of the character qualitys heres - Any creative juices you have making it would be very welcome. Thanks:) — Sir Sycamore (talk to me) 16:38, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Need pictures for my new article on the US version of The Office (US Version)The Office

Somebody, please hook me up with some pics. Honestly, I don't care what. Whatever tickles your fancy. The UK page was so horrible, I needed to do a US one and I'm not totally clear on the whole picture thing, copyrights and all that jazz. So if you could go ahead and make that happen, that'd be grrrrreeeeeat... Elokkin

[edit] Help

i have a picture already how do i put it onto my page?? --Mundie 06:26, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Dntkllbll

I need someone to photoshop a Kool-Aid box, with the kool-aid guy on it, to say "Kool-Aids." thanks that'd be cool 8:42 pm Sept. 14, 2008

[edit] User:Mordillo/Rashōmon

Can someone take those either of those two pictures and add a piano crashing on top of one of them? For the other picture, I'd like a classic English butler standing with an ominous stare as an integral part of the poster. Thanks! ~ 10:03, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

I hope these are what you wanted. Sir Modusoperandi 04:12, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

[edit] User:Cap'n Ben/UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ

I'm looking for one or all of the following made into a birdhouse: the Ark of the Covenant, the Temple of Solomon, a whale, something horrible out of Revelations. Thank you. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 09:24, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Holy crap, that's awesome! Thanks, Modus! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:16, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Death

I'm doing the dying article on death(aahh - the irony). Looking for pictures of some thing(a human, preferablly) that/who I can pass off as death under cover. Thanks. !!!! The Dark Prince 08:19, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

[edit] David Foster Wallace

Re-rectified: Marriage pic with David and dictionaries. Trying to be NSFW-free. Thx Chairman of the Soviet Republicks (Keep Talking) 14:56, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] For an UnTune.

This Video, need a .gif made from 0:13 to 0:15 (basically, the part where the two guys are "dancing" before it zooms in on V.I.C.). Thank you and good bye. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 03:13, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Bump, you lazy bastards Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM

Dude, I have no idea how to do this. Anyone else? --UU Blah / Pee 12:51, Jul 9

You'd need to rip the video, then take out the frames with virtual dub and then Bob's your uncle. But, there are no good free YouTube rippers anymore.~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

10/07/2008 @ 21:54

Vixy.net ? - [07:30 27 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

[edit] Picture for UnNews Article

(Voice of Bruce (the effeminate performance artist), from 'Family Guy') Hey y'all. I need a li'l picture for my UnNews article. Yeah. It's about Barry Gibb. I need somethin' where the Louvre pyramid is all shiny and stuff but it's all demolished and whatnot. Or whatever you feel works best. I'll just relax and take whatever you give me...--WesMan20 (talk) 18:54, 1 April 2008 (UTC)