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Fox News buys out Uncyclopedia
I am trying to help out a newbie fix this UnNews article UnNews:FOX NEWS Buys Uncyclopedia it would be good to see if you can make a black and white photo of Oscar Wilde and Rupert Murdock together with a caption that talks about Fox News buying out Uncyclopedia. I think there are plenty of stock Oscar photos on Uncyclopedia and I am sure Google Images has plenty of Rupert Murdock. Thanks in advance. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:53, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
How's that for a quick go? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:21, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks, that will work. Great job! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk)
red baron
this one might be kind of tough, but is there any way to get an image of a world war I era fighter plane over an 1800s battlefield? for Red Baron i thought it might be funny if, at the battle of waterloo, he were the entire prussian force (results of attempted funny-making pending), i just thought it might be cool to have an image to go with it. -- 23:47, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
Zork 4
Can someone create a Zork 4 logo but with the 4 shown here. --NXWave 06:47, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
- Still waiting here for some zork 4 logo to materilize. --NXWave 21:56, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
- Well I'm not really sure what you're after here NXWave. I mean, the first Zork logo seems to be the big thingy made out of square brackets, then Zork 3 is kind of a drawn effort, and I have no talent at sketching at all... Do you want a version of the Zork logo where the letters fit with the style of the 4? And how big do you want this to be? I took the small Zork thingy and added the 4 quickly for a knocked up version I'll now post, but my advice is be a tad more specific, or go ask one of the top 'choppers directly - like Zombiebaron, for example. Not everything on here gets picked up - it seems to be mainly me keeping an eye on things, and I only pick up what I think I can handle. Anyway, this is a bit long and semi-ranty for image request, so I'll stop and pop up the first attempt. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:47, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, and this is image request, so a please or thanks wouldn't go amiss either! (God, am I showing my age?) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:48, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
- Not exactly what I was looking for. I want the 4 to look like the Zork logo and a Zork logo that's not wavy. Please check your talk page for the non-wavy version. --NXWave 07:13, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
OK, I've had a go at that. The bigger version looks a bit dodgy because you supplied a smaller image, and enlarging it makes it a little blocky. Actually, they both look a little dodgy, but that's the best I can do. If you want better, try someone else! Hope it's OK. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:05, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
- It looks amazing. Thank You. --NXWave 01:03, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
ICLU
Can somebody create a copy of the ACLU logo with ACLU changed to ICLU, the head of the statue of liberty replaced by (the same amount of) the head of a “grey” style alien head, and American Civil Liberties Union changed to Intergalactic Civil Liberties Union. Change the dimension if necessary, since that may not fit in the original segment. Thanks. --Weri long wang 12:20, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
Well, that filled a boring lunchbreak. Hope it's OK! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:07, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
Too amazing! Thanks a lot. --Weri long wang 13:33, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
Prejudice in Pokémon
For the Turkey Day Ball best bad taste article entrant User:MrMetalFLower/Prejudice in Pokémon could anyone make me a picture (that's more professionally done) based on this? (the battle between abra and shellder) All the details remain the same it just needs to look more... authentic.
Also any pictures of Pokémon potatochopped to look like a prejudiced stereotype (e.g. Machamp as gay, Abra as Chinese, Poliwag as Golliwog, Jynx as Golliwog, Tangela as Rastafarian, Snorlax as American, etc.) would be very very much appreciated and shall be rewarded with much buttsecks (or anything else that takes your fancy). Thanks! If you could please get it in before the competition deadline it'd be great. I've put some extra general ideas on the side in case you don't know what to do. x 
<talk.work.?pedia.
I'm not sure about this one, as I'm just not a Pokéfan - the ones I did for Serq below were working to a pretty specific request. But I've knocked up a vaguely US Snorlax for you. Not sure it's enough for what you want, but it's the best I got, I'm afraid. Anyone else? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:40, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
PETR
Simple request: I want a version of the PETA logo with the letter A replaced with the letter R in the same font. --Weri long wang 00:06, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
- And although it's not vital I would like the Newkirk/Bender image cleaned up a bit. --Weri long wang 00:38, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Thanks, it's perfect. --Weri long wang 22:50, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:Store
I need an image of the Uncyclopedia Logo in a Shopping Cart, Thanks! --NXWave 22:58, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
A tuber in a trolley sounds right up my street. I'll see what I can do... (Watch someone beat me to it!) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:31, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Here y' go:
Hope it's OK for you. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:35, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
- Can I add THIS to my cart???
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 18:41, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Yougle (company)
A stub as of now. I'd like an edit of the Google logo letters so that they say Yougle in the same style/colors--TimJohN 00:00, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
The proper font is called Catull but I can't find a free version. This one is book antiqua which is very similar. Drop shadows using fireworks. In Soviet Russia, username choose you 17:08, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
[[image:Yougle.png]]
GUIdows
An article I did. I'll need some images that fit the article including a picture of an Aperture Science themed laptop. --NXWave 10:18, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
HowTo:Install Linux On A Dead Badger
Can someone be bold enough?!? ~
09:32, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
How can one resist? --Asahatter (annoy) 10:48, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Ho hum... shame about the plagiarism - fun while it lasted.
I actually think it's VFP material, can you enrage it a bit? ~ 14:24, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
- How would you enrage a dead badger? -- Mitch
14:56, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
- Well, installing Linux on a live badger may get it a bit miffed, but I agree, dead badgers are not known for emotional outbursts --Asahatter (annoy) 17:52, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
- This is the best illustration of a nonexistent article IN THE W0RLD!!! did that make any sense? (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 18:39, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
- This is the best illustration of a nonexistent article IN THE W0RLD!!! did that make any sense?
- Not really, no, but since when did sense reign in Uncyclopedia? --Asahatter (annoy) 21:49, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
UnNews:New movie sequel announced: Snakes on a Bus
I want a picture to go to the above link please. It would be much appreciated. --RandomDie 03:07, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
In Soviet Russia, username choose you 15:47, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
[[image:Snakes-on-a-bus.jpg]]
Request for a new graphical template
Can anyone come up with a good idea for an airquote template? Somthing like the {{cquote}} one, but with hands waving the airquote gesture instead of brackets? Thanks. ~ 15:45, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends/Episodes
If anyone would like to do some pictures for the above article, it would be great (AND if anyone can do some animated pics, it would be brilliant). 
Underground
- Does it still have to be a train ? Can I do some weapons in that style ? like a panzer tank ? or a nuke ? --Vosnul 12:48, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
- I'll see if I have some time to cook up anything else. And maybe i'll add some better arms and hands in the freight wagon and a funny mustach on the thomas train in this image. and maybe a namesign or something. --Vosnul 20:08, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Limeywire
Can somebody change Lime to Limey and stretch wire to compensate. Also, change the symbol so it has a Yorkshire rose (in green) at its centre.
- OK, here you go. I figured if anyone was going to deface the proud rose of Yorkshire, it may as well be one with Yorkshire connections - which I have. Sithee. Anyway, I didn't stretch the "wire" as it fits nicely with the tail of the "y" as it is. Give me a shout if you want it tweaking a bit. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:34, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks a lot for that. --Weri long wang 19:03, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
- Heh, that Limewire logo still reminds me of the BP one. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:42, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks a lot for that. --Weri long wang 19:03, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
UnNews:Curious George Sequel has been released today
This is simple, I'd like the source of this image [1], but at the bottom where it says Curious George, I'd like it to say "Curious George stabbs the Man in the Yellow Hat", thanks!--Sir Manforman 
15:28, 27 October 2007 (UTC)
There you go MFM. It's a quick attempt, but I think the font I found isn't a million miles away from the one on the original. However, I was unable to suppress my Grammar Nazi instincts enough to write "Stabbs". If that's a deliberate mis-spell for the purposes of the article, let me know and I'll change it. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:33, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾
I was wondering if someone could make a cover for this UnBook. The original cover for The secret diary of Adrian Mole, aged 13¾ is here. Obviously, the title needs changing. Perhaps a tennis ball or a Scottish flag could also be added to the picture? Thanks. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 12:09, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
I had a stab, see what you think. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:41, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
- That's great, but could you remove Sue Townsend from the cover, since the new version is meant to be autobiographical? Sorry, I should have mentioned that. Also, the age is wrong. It needs to be 20¾, instead of 13¾. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 21:59, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
- Whoops, didn't notice the age. I'll sort that out tonight - the png is on my home PC. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:55, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
- Right, had another go but ran out of time. The 20 still looks a bit dodgy to me. If you're still not happy with it, I'll see if I can sort it out at lunch tomorrow. Nighty night! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:10, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
- Final go by me. It's not perfect, but I ain't got time for perfection. Hope it's good enough for you! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:04, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
- That's great! Thanks for your help. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 16:48, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
- Final go by me. It's not perfect, but I ain't got time for perfection. Hope it's good enough for you! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:04, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
- Right, had another go but ran out of time. The 20 still looks a bit dodgy to me. If you're still not happy with it, I'll see if I can sort it out at lunch tomorrow. Nighty night! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:10, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
- Whoops, didn't notice the age. I'll sort that out tonight - the png is on my home PC. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:55, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
Ideal Hardware Store
I need a picture of an ideal hardware store. This is place that sells idealized mechanical equipment for use in physics problems. It should look like a hardware store, but ideal TV4Fun 19:32, 19 October 2007 (UTC).
Apathy Man
I am need of a picture of a guy wearing superhero spandex sitting on a couch watching TV. --Super Llama 03:45, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
- Maybe not EXACTLY what you're looking for, but similar, right? --LinkTGF 20:47, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
Finding Christian Symbology in Pokemon
I need an image that ties it together, but I don't have photoshop. Take this image and add heads over theirs, i.e. put Jesus's head on Brock in the middle, and any two other religious figures on the other two. Maybe Moses and Mary, it doesn't matter that much. And can it be slightly bad quality? Thanks! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 14:59, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
I changed my mind. Please clear the text at the top, and superimpose these heads on the picture please, and try not to put much work into it =). Just throw the pictures in:
- Turn it and put it on Brock (left)
- This head goes on Max (Boy with glasses)
- Stick it on Ash (right side) You will have to chop off part to fit in Pikachu
- Put this on May (The girl) Keep the hat...
This picture should end up creepy. Thanks, it ties the whole thing together. Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 05:47, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
- BUMP! Please, please, please, I need this soon. Is it hard to make, or not hard enough even? After it gets a good pee review one more time, I'm going to nominate it, so if anyone is out there... Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 23:15, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
- Bumped to the top. Its been over a month. This image is literally holding it back at VFH right now. Is anyone out there?! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 13:47, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
Slightly bad quality is my forté! Will this do you? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:20, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
- That was amazing! If you are up for continuing that kind of quality, please, could you put Ash's head on this picture? There is no need to put a rock on his forehead. Thanks so much for that first one, Under! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 22:42, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
And the last picture needed for this article, can you bend out his arms, and put a brown cross behind him? Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 05:51, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
- I'm waiting until next month to nominate it again, so I'm not holding you over the fire. And while I'm waiting, I can always build a shrine to you in the garage. Thanks for the first one, at least. It was better than expected! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 13:50, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
There y'go, that's the second one at the same slightly bad quality. Not so sure about the third one - that sounds dangerously like it might take actual skill! See if you can get someone who knows what they're doing to sort that one for you, if not... I may have a wee crack, but no promises on that one. Also, Shrines are bad. Build a pile of empty beer cans instead - easier and more fun! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:12, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
- Ok, instead of the hard one, here's another one of the faces. I love your work on these things. Take your time, I have a month. And also, I don't use beer cans. I've been stealing your socks to build the alter. I also have a life sized replica of you made from everything that you've thrown out for the past 3 weeks.
- Well, anyways, take this picture, and put the following heads on (They can be extra large so one can see the faces)
- On Jesus
- On the man on the left
- Ash's head on the man with the red turban
- On the woman lying down
- May's head, on the man over the woman
- On the man on the right side
Thanks! Your work is very good! Take your time, I need to wait a month. I also know that this is very complex, and I apologize. This is the last one. The pictures are probably my favortie part of the article now, and I still must add them. Thanks so much, Under! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 04:47, 27 October 2007 (UTC
OK, there y'go. The May image was way too small to use, so I used one I found on Wikipedia, hope it's OK. My work is crap. I'm OK at cut 'n' paste, and adding text, but suck at anything, y'know, challenging! Also, I don't throw much out - I recycle. I hope you haven't been going through my bodybuilder neighbor's bins... (Anything you want to add to this should probably go on a talk page, we're extending this page quite a bit!) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:32, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
- Perfect!!! That was the last one! You did a really good job. In late november, I'll rewrite the page one last time, and see what happens! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 04:41, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
Soapbox in a Soundproof Room
For my article Soapbox in a Soundproof Room, I will need a soapbox in a soundproof room.
So I suggest finding a soundproof room and putting a soapbox in it. Man on the soapbox is optional, but preferred.
I hate doing my own image editing. Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 16:17, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
That is all. Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 16:18, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
I'll also need a miniature version, like a soundproofed phone booth in someone's home. Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 17:56, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
Pee Reviewer of the Month
I would like a good award patch for the Pee Reviewer of the Month award that I'm making to go with the Pee Reviewer's society that I'm forming. I would like to be a patch like in Zombie, Whore, Sockpuppeteer, and other "of the Month" awards, but aside from that it's the creator's choice for how it looks. As long as it has to do with Pee Review, it will be acceptable. And if more than one person is interested, go for it. It'd be good to have a number of choices to chooze from. I may post any suggestions I come up with when I actually have time to think, but for now go nuts. Please. Pretty please. With 4 1/2 cherries on top. Mindless drivel Pointless edits 22:16, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
![[1]](http://1stedition.net/Images/curiousgeorge/cgdjcover.jpg){kind=link}
Sweet. Looks great, now I can get to work on that award. Thanks alot, mister. Mindless drivel Pointless edits 18:19, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
Formula Floor
Hello :). I need a picture of one of those kids sand pits with some model cars sticking out of it. Thanks!! --Moneke 14:15, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
The rapid response unit leaps into action! How's that? It may not be great, but at least it's an image! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:45, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
UnNews:Communists officially own Eastern hemisphere
I need an image of the world, with everything that isn't in the Americas shaded red, maybe having the Communist sickle-and-hammer logo on it, and in the Americas the USA, Alaska, and South America (but NOT Canada or Central America) are covered in the American Flag. All else should be grey. Please help quickly, preferrably before October 21. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|LOL whores) HMRFRA 
WH 12:52, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
That do yer? It's not great, but it's something! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:35, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks! Just what I needed. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|LOL whores) HMRFRA WH 15:02, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
I'm Thinkin' Arbys
I'd like a picture of George Bush in the class room during 9/11 with an arbys symbol above his head. Thnanks! --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 22:15, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
How's this? 15:39, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Books never written
I need a 'chopped copyright logo, please. The 'C' should be ghosted, and a question mark should be placed on top of it. Thankee in advance. --The Acceptable 
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