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Releasimification Poster
i basically need a poster with the soul train logo that says “Soul Train releasimify yo' self!” i want it to look somewhat like a movie poster, thanks a bunch.-Bobofosho2 23:04, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- I hope this is something like what you're looking for. -- KneeChee27 21:40, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
The romantic dead
I've created this for a page called necrophiliphobia (the fear of having sex with dead bodies). However, the image sucks. Could someone please make a better, non-clipart version? For those too lazy to follow the link, I'm looking for a zombified hand coming up through the grave, holding a bunch of flowers. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 11:38, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- Are you looking for something that looks hand-drawn or (relatively) real? -- KneeChee27 04:59, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
- I'd like a (relatively) realistic one, if possible. Sorry for not being clear. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 10:52, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
- No need to be sorry. Anywho, this is the best I could come up with. -- 15:35, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
- That's great. It was little bit dark, so I brightened it up a bit and it came out all spooky and misty-grey. Thanks a lot. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 15:57, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
- No need to be sorry. Anywho, this is the best I could come up with. -- 15:35, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
- I'd like a (relatively) realistic one, if possible. Sorry for not being clear. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 10:52, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
Bob Dole for Vice President
American Presidential Politics. I'd like to request a picture of Bob Dole standing with either John McCain or Barack Obama. (Either way is funny.) If Obama, I suggest a takeoff of this picture of him with John Edwards (the white guy). -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 
09:49, Jun. 10, 2008
- Take your pick. -- KneeChee27 18:36, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
For UnNews: Dragon attacks Divers foto needed
"Dragon attacks Divers" for "UnNews". Folks, I need a foto of a dragon of some sort attacking some scuba divers. You get the idea. Thanks so much! Smuggler. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Smuggler (talk • contribs) Smuggler 14:35, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- Would this work, by any chance? -- KneeChee27 17:45, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Nazis are fun!
Seriously, could somebody put a Nazi armband on me please?
cun 13:40, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
- One more thing, would it be possible to chop this picture so it looks like they're holding a box of Nazi Scout Cookies? --OptyC Sucks!
cun 22:51, 8 April 2008 (UTC) 
insert nazi scout cookies here.
- Sir Modusoperandi 21:29, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
Diagram of the FW 192. Its numbers limited due to its late entry into the war, this most-deadly windmill still managed to grind up over 100,000 kills in the Netherlands alone.
Spandex
I recently wrote this article (chose it just by scrolling through requested articles, in a very noob-y attempt to be less noob-ish) and I was heavily disappointed by my lack of picture-creating abilities. It doesn't have to be anything too elaborate, but spandex pants, spandex jumpsuits or anything Ziggy Stardust related would definitely be appreciate. Thanks. --Locomonohijo 23:00, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
- To be honest, a Google image search or a trawl through Flickr for "Spandex" will probably do the trick, unless you have anything specific in mind that requires editing. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 10:59, May 30
Sneaky guy pic needed
I don't know if this is allowed, but I need three pictures. If I can't request that many and can only request one, then do only the first picture option of 'the guy standing on a dark street corner'.
I'm doing a new article called HowTo:Hide your Identity, and I need some pictures of a sneaky person in a big coat and hat to go with it. What I would like is
- One of the guy standing on a dark street corner
- One of the guy holding a gun (on same street corner), pointing it at the reader.
- One of the guy walking off from the street corner.
I was thinking along the lines of the detective from Michael Jackson's Billy Jean music video, because he looks sneaky, and because I can think of a funny caption for one of the pictures. Make sure that it's the detective, or some guy who looks sneaky and like the detective.--Garionepsilon 10:49, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
- I'm kind of late, seeing as you requested these images two moths ago, but anyway. The third one, the one with the sneaky-looking person leaving, is just a still from the Billie Jean video, as it seemed good to me the way it was. I'm not sure if they're any good for your article though.
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Berry; speak to me // 21:45 6 June 2008
- They'll do nicely, thanks. I've been waiting for this to be fulfilled for a while now, so it's nice that someone finally did something about it.--Garionepsilon 14:38, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Gay Robo-Hitler Jesus
I'm making a statement on cliches, and need one of the ultimates... I would do this on MS Paint, but my computer is convinced that Uncyclopedia is a virus, and won't upload images to it... Using this picture as the backdrop, add a mustache similar to this, put a cyborg on the left part of the picture (you'll have to flip it) and replace that stupid heart with a pretty pink triangle. Also, there is no rush. I will be happy whenever you finish it! Thanks, Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 20:39, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
- I didn't like the source images that you gave me. I hope this is alright. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:04, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
- Oh no! I forgot a source. There was supposed to be a Darth Source in there! If you ever get a chance, add this lightsaver to the hand on the right side. (Or another if you hate my sources still) Thanks in advance! Other thatn my inability to check previews, your work is perfect! The different sources came out fine! Thanks Zombie!Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 01:43, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
One lightsaber duly added (we never said this was a rapid-reaction service!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 10:46, May 30
Popcorn Stand
Is there anybody here willing to do a little photo tweaking? I need some kind of silly face looking all terrified on this thing:
It can also have arms flailing around...you know, to make it look like it's being dragged somewhere against its will. Put the "face" where there isn't already any writing. I want the "Popcorn" logo and stuff to show clearly. Mgr. Nacky (talk) 00:57, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
- Will either of these do? I made one without arms in case you felt that they obstructed the lettering on the side. -- KneeChee27 02:08, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Picture for UnNews page
I need a picture of some soldiers (preferably Burmese) firing at a cyclone as it it shown over Burma in some sort of news report. Just to get the idea across for my news article.--Garionepsilon 08:04, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
- Is it ok that I used the picture you have in the article? If so, here's my try at it. --
Berry; speak to me 14:01, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
- That will do nicely, and is now in use in the article. Thanks.--Garionepsilon 08:11, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
High School
Hey, I'm doing a rewrite of High School. I was wondering if I could get a picture of some box art for High School: The Video Game. The title should just be High School, should depict some cartoon high school characters, and have the Atari logo somewhere on it. Keep in mind this is an older game, make it look like a classic 80s arcade game please. Thanks in advance. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:24 Mar 8
- I'm on it! Exams, you ain't got nothing on me!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
- I read your request and couldn't help but try. In the end, I stooped to using an old Archie comic for the main picture. The rest of the image is based on generic ATARI cover art. -- KneeChee27 03:49, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
For Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?
Right, so the pee said to come here for a pic to finish off the article (actually, it didn't say come here, but I know the place). Basically, what I need is an old rich guy in a mansion firing a rocket launcher at one of those of those big stand-alone CD player/radio thingies. Thanks in advance! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH SK CM NS] (talk), 20/05 18:17
Burning Uncyclopedia Logo
Ok, I guess the title there is a descriptive enough... I'm doing this page and was hoping to get an animated Uncyclopedia logo to be placed over the one in the top left hand corner (like in the Polish Inquisition and Wikipedia). It would be great if you could sort of animate the flames, but yeah, thanks in advance... P.S. I think this is quite a hard request, it's not essential, but it would be nice, so, yeah.... - 08:10 5 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeToKnockUpASlightlyDodgyImage. No animation, but flames. How's that? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 21:03, May 19
- Heh, that's brilliant, but could I ask you to make a small alteration (if you'd be so kind and stuff)? Is it possible to either shrink the overall image so it fits in the image size with our flames being cut off - that is, it's a "whole" image - or slightly alter the flame to get the "whole" image thing? But thanks for that image, it's pretty much exactly what I wanted! - 21:14 19 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
I think I know what you mean. Like that? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 21:35, May 19
Leaflets.
I'm working on an article on leafleting at the moment, and I need the lettering on the sign in the picture on the left to look more convincing. --Winstanley1 12:00, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- It looks pretty convincing to me. I'm not sure what more could be done. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:15, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
UnScripts:Tech Support Transcript
I need a gif of someone throwing a phone in frustration. If you can't find one, make one. Thank you. --The Improver 22:04, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
- You might want to consider uploading this. Seems to be appropriate. As a side note, did you know that cell-phone throwing is a sport? I sure didn't.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:02, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
for Chicken 2 article
This should be an easy one.
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- Any good? Too green? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 11:08, May 7
- Wow, that was quick. Talk about service. Yeah, it's perfect, thanks. --So So 11:35, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
Monologue
Listen, I'm a bit stumped with this one. The article's mostly about one of those nonsensical monologues you might get in Drama class. Unfortunately, while it certainly looks like something you'd see in a script, it seems to be missing... pictures. And I'm not sure what could really be done for this one. Any chance of maybe a lunatic in a parking lot or a levitating dog or anything the guy is rambling on about? I'm pretty much open to making any kind of randomness fit in. Thanks in advance for any of you out there with any ideas. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) 17:43 Mar 24, 2008
- I had a spare 5 minutes, so I rattled this up quickly. He's probably too old and it's not great, but hey! It's yours if you get nothing betterer! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 19:07, Apr 24
The Battleship Potemkin
Hi, I'm currently writing the Battleship Potemkin- I'm aiming to do something pretty special with this one. What I want is a picture of the ship (theres plenty on search engines) done like Andy Warhol pop art and if you still have time could you do one of the ship looking distorted but still recognisable, mabye some saturation of colour to give it a fucking with reality look. I really like the big picture look that Mhaille does so could they also be able to be enlarged to at least 250px without looking pixelated. Thanks:)--Sir Sycamore (T) (C) 10:13, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
- How's this? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:53, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
UnTunes:A song by a n00b
I need album art featuring a noob strumming a guitar please. --The Improver talk • contribs • 00:55, Apr 16 2008 (UTC)
UnScripts:Heinous Dan
- Okay. So I don't have a copy of the movie Dirty Harry. If anyone does, I'd like a frame from the scene where Scorpio is in the bus with the kids, a frame of Harry pissed off in the mayor's office, and a frame of Scorpio, being kicked in the football field by Harry or Scorpio in a bloodied up state (but not on a hospital bed). Thanks. ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
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Polos
I need some pictures for an article on Polos, like the internal biology and/or a picture of George Bush's right knee-cap covered only by a Polo, if anyone could help. Thanks.
-SamuraiAwesome- Talk to Me
Normal guy
Can I get a man in a suit sitting in a private home library thing in front of a fireplace, normal guy (no presidents please) but with a tail sticking out of the back of the chair. Thank you very much.
User:Lord Serioch 00:47, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
- Per the discussion on various talk pages - you want a suited businessman in a chair with a reptile's tail, yes? I'm having trouble finding a decent image of the man to use, so you provide that, I'll add the tail - deal? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 14:55, Mar 3
My friend Joey
My best friend considers himself an atheists, listens to heavy music, and burned down the church, but he has no pictures. He needs your creative forces more than he needs the Saviour. 84.250.123.208 22:50, 16 March 2008 (UTC)Unregistered Rascal
- Uh huh, so what kind of pics would you like? Anything specific in mind, or are we left to our own devices? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 10:02, Mar 18
- I didn't have anything specific in mind, so may the sky be your limit. If you need limits, however, I would say Joey is thin, anemic, wears a band t-shirt, does not smile, doesn't shave often and has eyes which suggest heavy drinking. Also, Joey has the ugliest girlfriend imaginable, so an image of his girlfriend might not be a bad idea. You can add captions, or you can leave them to me.