Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures/archive6

Holiday in Cambodia

Hey RadicalX, pleased to make your acquaintance. And I love the stained-glass Mr T.

This is not really a request, but more of a letting-you-know-in-case-you're-interested thing. I've done an article on Cambodia (which for some reason you can't find on a search, but it's at Cambodia). For the country fact box I've just bunged up the regular Cambodian flag and a pic of a landmine. If you or anyone else is interested in doing something more interesting for the facts panel or any other part of the story, feel free to have a bash.

Cheers, -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 11:48, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

• No need to suck up, Armando...hehe Anyway, here's what I came up with. I hope that looks enough like a landmine...Rad 13:16, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

User:Sir Cornbread/Hermaphrodite

• I need a great pic for this article, which will be my PLS entry. Notice the theme I'm going with..not just transsexuals, I'm making it about a transsexual Greek God, Hermaphrodite, a parody of Aphrodite. This pic needs to depict a hideous god/godess with male & female qualities. Please help me out. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 08:17, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

"What, you were expecting Athena?"

I don't know if this matches the picture in your head; but it matches the picture in mine, and it's gonna take a lot of booze to wash it away. Modusoperandi 01:27, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Its definitely better than I could do, but I need this to be REALLY ugly. I can see it in my head, I just cant make it well. I see "It" as having a beard and such male qualities, and having boobs and other female qualities...I dunno, I just want this image to be scarring and hilarious at the same time. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 01:41, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Well, then here's where we part ways. Good luck, you creepy weirdo. I'm going to go take a shower for about an hour. Modusoperandi 02:01, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

My twisted mind indeed thinks up some weird stuff, but if nobody else submits something better, I'll use your image. So thanks. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 02:03, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

What? I can't hear you over the sound of hot running water! Ow, I have soap in my eyes! Dirty, so dirty! Modusoperandi 02:06, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

• Well, I've posted my take on it. Rad 02:57, 3 August 2006 (UTC)
• Here's another, just for fun. Rad 03:42, 3 August 2006 (UTC

Hey, what're you lookin' at?

Here, and thanks for wrecking Marilyn for me. <puts down mouse, walks away from computer...whimpers softly> Modusoperandi 04:17, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Haha they're all great. I'll use them all. Thanks my homies. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:36, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

I added a beard to the Marilyn pic. It's an embarrassment of riches...and it's an embarrassment. It's weird how when you ask for a normal pic you get one, but when you ask for a hermaphrodite you get four. Now let us never speak of this again. Modusoperandi 04:50, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Well now I'm done (I think), and I ended up using every one of these pics. So thanks tons! -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 05:29, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:Pudgic Bible

I like the way this article turned out, but it could use a good pic or two. I'll take anything really. Seriously, anything... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:40, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

And this man was the prophet, the prophet and knight Sir Uncyclopedia.

How does this help? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I'll think about it, but Revelations already has a picture, and Sir Uncyclopedia really wasn't that important in the story. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:51, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Great Library of Alexandria

This educational page has no pictures, and needs them desperately.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:18, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

It's not an original pic, but how about adult bookstore plus cops. Well, it makes me giggle, anyway... Modusoperandi 00:28, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Ha, HA! I was hoping someone might want to take a shot at creating some of the items in the Collection. Like, the Beercan Stonehenge.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:30, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

My bad. I don't know what that means, I assume it's some sort of apology. Modusoperandi 03:18, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

I was laughing because the picture is funny.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:31, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Beat cops in an adult bookstore equals comedy gold. It's nice when reality provides its own punchline. Modusoperandi 12:32, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

That picture really deserves its own page, make it the story of the cop, and him finding a picture of his mother on that fateful day, and that being the reason why he invented Fundie Magazine, or some such thing--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:14, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

That would be cool. If inspiration ever hits I'll write a history of AFM page. I'm currently working on something much, much lighter (my recent pics have been too. See Reefer Desk. Way, way lighter). As much as I like how AFM turned out, it was depressing to research and I'm not sure I want to reopen that book so soon. I'm in my Hello Kitty/Wizard of Oz phase. Give it time...or write it yourself if the mood hits you. It's all good. Modusoperandi 02:23, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for your picture, good luck on your new stuff, I am looking forward to seeing them--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:58, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Okay, I have added some images from the copyright-free stock images, but I'm not very good with Photoshop yet and am hoping other adventurous types might want to fix the few already on the page and maybe add their own. Thanks.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:14, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

Jethro Tull

Jethro wears his aqualung as he prepares to pick a dog-end.

The article's a clever little satire, but the image sucks.--The One and Only Czar Yah 01:54, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

How 'bout this one? Rad 02:56, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Anti-Grue

Do not fear the Anti-Grue! She brings cookies just for you!

• I've tried and I cant make a decent/funny image of this. I'm open to basically any ideas. -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 23:53, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
  • My idea would be an inverted picture of the normal grue. Or maybe the inverted picture of "This is not a grue." on the Grue page. --Timmytiptoe _{my talk} 12:43, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
    • I'm pretty sure that this isn't what you meant, but Nomemes has a grue/domo kun on it. The other possibility would be an albino grue with non-pointy teeth...I'd make it for you, but my Grue period has passed. Modusoperandi 22:28, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
      • This is my first, and probably last, Grue-related image. Rad 03:16, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
        • Haha thats great! Thanks RadX, I'll definitely use it. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 21:17, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Nasrallah: I did not have sex with that virgin

Planning to prepare of sort of a series on the "UnWar in the Middle East", sort of an alternative to the Wikinews. Can someone be so kind and prepare a logo to the series of reports? something like I've posted for now - "UnWar in the Middle East, UnNews Special Report".

Of course, I might be bombed till you prepare it, but it's the thought that counts.....

-- Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 22:20, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

• Here's a little something I cooked up. Rad 00:54, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

That's cool! thanks a lot....Mordillo Hands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:

UnBooks:The Four Trials of Sir Uncyclopedia

I would like a picture of a man who looks like a knight, slaying a monster that looks like the Wikipedia logo for this, please. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Happy Meal

The Happy meal

require someone to get a picture of a McDonalds happy meal. preferably including the words "now 100% Semen" on it. St.Jimmy 19:16, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

• I finded this on Google Images. Not exactly what you ask, but still can fit. --Tunel (Talk) 04:48, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Nice buns...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:26, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Pentium 4

1. Image:P4logo.JPG - I need someone to change "idiot outside" to "Oscar Wilde" (without altering the font and style).
2. I need a picture of the iStove as well.
3. That's all - thanks!

-- Col. Schwertfechter (talk) 14:28, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

I don't acctually have that font, but I tried to fake it.

• Holler if you need anything changed. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:26, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
• "Oscar Wilde" needs to be bigger, at least. -- Col. Schwertfechter (talk) 09:18, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

I've tried to make the text bigger and closer resemble the original font, but I still don't think it's great.. the 'w' inparticular sucks --Huffers 07:53, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters

I'm not exactly sure what the rules for using copywrited pictures are on this site. I'm looking for one pic of the outside of the building, and then I need a photoshop of either a basketball in Prof X's lap when he's sitting in his wheelchair, or slap Pat Steward's head on a wheelchair basketball player. I can go throug my extensive xmen comic collection and find the first one, but I don't want to if its not legal/accepted/something I can get away with.

I'm sure it's definitely legal/accepted/something you can get away with. --Spin 22:52, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

The only thing that is copyrighted is the name of the school, and its protected under parody.

• Mmmmm...sweet sweet parody laws. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:48, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Balding, get it?

• Here is the other one you asked for. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:24, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Lindows

Got any nice pics for this Pee Review article, folks? -- Colonel Swordman 13:37, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Here's a logo for yah

• I hope you like it. If not, please contact me for warrinty infromation. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:41, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Not spectacularly sassy, but good enough for the purpose. -- Col. Schwertfechter (talk) 09:22, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Pointless drivel

What I'd really like something that looks Jackson Pollock-ish, but not an outright copy that could infringe copyright laws. I'd do it myself, but I don't have access to PS right now, and Paint would just suck. Also, I'm looking for a picture of a splatter painting with the name of Vincent Van Gogh subtlely hidden within, but not too subtlely. Many thanks from a pitiful n00b. --Sharkbait1986 19:35, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Try this one: --Spin 03:36, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

It's useable, but not quite what I was hoping for. --Sharkbait1986 16:53, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

Z

This article is begging for good images. If you could, good sir, I'd like items along the lines of Z high on drugs on the air, riding a unicycle naked, and a mod of the play cover of Pygmalion with Mrs Patrick Campbell replaced with a convincing Z. Really, any relevant Z/Sesame Street image would be awesome. Thanks. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:55, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

And to think that penis was made out of part of his face.

• Here yah go stm. I wasn't sure if Z was supposed to be a man or an animated letter, so I just used a sesame street sceencap. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 21:12, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Pimps Protest Proposed Tax

i could just imagine this, pimps on capitol hill, jewel encrusted signs, fur coats, etc. I'm on vacation so i'm far away from my gimp machiene.-- jsonitsac talk to me crimes against humanity02:52, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Fonz: The Movie

Can you please make some pictures that are related to the article, That'll be lovely, Thanks. --SU182 06:12, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Colour? Black People? I don't know, you can probably come up with something, eh?

• Here you go. Hope you like it. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:50, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
• That's good, I put it in my article page, Now can you please make a picture of the Fonz fighting Aliens? --SU182 03:23, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

Oscar Wilde Series

I'll bet you think those are a woman's legs...

I request of myself and other artists to contribute to the Oscar Wilde Series I'm starting. These pictures will feature our hero, Oscar Wilde, in various modern-day settings. Here is the first, just to give you an example. Strong Rad 18:12, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Oscar, though an able athlete, was removed from the team over a heated color-scheme dispute with the owner.

Here's one. A lot of time for not much result. Oh well. --Spin 00:21, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Poets Pride!

And another -- sannse (talk) 14:44, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Oscar tries to see the dinosaur in this piece of art. Can you see it?

Wow. I have no clue how to colourize. But some kind fellow seems to have made a colour wax modle of our Man Friday, and so I used that. Oh, and I know it sucks. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:14, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

Hollywood onlookers may have been stunned with Oscar's choice of attire at the 2001 Academy Awards, but he felt entitled to dress flamboyantly because, after all, that little golden phallic statue is named after him.

I have no ideaner how to colourize neither. I probably took some bass-ackwards route to get this, so I hopes it's alright. -- Imrealized 02:49, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

West Nile Virus

For the article I'd like one of octopi holding AK-47's, maybe have them shooting them in the air, or wearing ski masks (I want them to look like terrorists). Much thanks, your humble servant: --Aether 14:52, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

When Octapodes attack

• Is this what you had in mind? If not, I may be able to fix it up. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:43, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

• No, this is great. Many thanks. --Aether 15:59, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

Something cool

For, uh, the cool article. Yeah. 00:25, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

After failing to get Him on the phone, Oscar Wilde waits for a response in God's waiting room.

Oscar Wilde, pictured here transcending contemporary photographic technology.

How 'bout this one? Donk! Strong Rad 17:57, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

Is only Oscar's source image black and white? If so, can you upload a copy with everything else colored so I can try to photoshop some colors into Oscar? I'm only asking because that image is so awesome. --Spin 23:43, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

Unfortunately, yes. That was kinda the joke behind my Maniac Mansionpic...I'll see if I can get the source material for you, though. I did it during my lunch break at work, so that's where all the stuff is. Strong Rad 23:56, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

After failing to get Him on the phone, Oscar Wilde waits for a response in God's waiting room

Purgatory, sans Wilde.

Here's my color version...I don't like it as well as the black and white one, though....Strong Rad 11:04, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

You got something against colored images? --Spin 15:46, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

I just think that colored and non-colored images should be separate. They're equal, though. But your image up there is really messing with my paradigms, man... Strong Rad 16:06, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

Source Image 1 Source image 2

So how does this image make you feel? (I think I'm a bad person) --Spin 00:40, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Oooh! What'cha going to do now?

Booth Shot First

Not quite sure what would work best for this one. Possibly a reversal of this pic of Lincoln's assassination, maybe with Lincoln in place of the guy standing up (not Booth). Alternatively perhaps amalgamate this pic of Tony Montana with a picture of Abraham Lincoln from that one Star Trek Episode (here's one from Memory Alpha) or maybe the beginning of Police Squad. Then again, if anyone has any better ideas, please, feel free to ignore me. Lenin & McCarthy 10:43, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

Abe hated trannies

• How's this? --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:48, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
• Oh shit...you said not Booth...I thought you wanted Lincon shooting someone who wasn't Booth...Ill do it later... --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UG