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UnNews: Drawn Together Edition

I need an UnNews logo attached to the empty space on this image and edited in such a way that it appears genuine, not photoshopped. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 18:29, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

  • I hope this is what you wanted. I wasn't sure if you wanted a watermark type thing (which is what I gave you), or if you wanted the logo to be in the animated style of the show. But, you got this, and if you don't want it, tell me what you do want and I can try and make it happen. --Sir Zombiebaron 22:56, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Deadly Weapons

This is for Chesty Morgan's article. I need a version of the cheesy original cover (as seen in wikipedia [[1]]) turned into a artsy eurpean movie featuring Chesty Morgan and Jean-Paul Belmondo, directed by Jean-Luc Godard. The title remains the same. herr doktor needsAV2 Image:Rocket.gif [scream!] 00:26, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

  • Obivously I took "artsy eurapean movie" to mean "piece of crap poster" :) I hope its what you wanted. PS I could fix her head if you wanted, but I like it better this way. --Sir Zombiebaron 15:29, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Thank you very much, ZB. We will do with this one but, if you have the time, I suggest two little changes: this font is more the kind of a German expressionist movie, guess we could do better with a sixties-seventiest modernist font, as the one here [2]. And, as her boyfriend dies in the "movie", I was also thinking about a Belmondo big head faded in the background. Again, thanks! herr doktor needsApistol Image:Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:34, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
If you were to link me to a page where I could download a font you like, I would gladly replace the font (may I suggest looking through the free font page that I use). Also, could you explain the thing with the head more clearly? I didn't understant it the first time, being Canadain and all.... --Sir Zombiebaron 21:53, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
Well, looking very brifly, I suggest this one [3]. The big head is what you see in most of movie posters, a giant head of a character in the background, the 'little people' or 'little things' in the foreground [4]. herr doktor needsAscalpel Image:Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:02, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
On second thought, no need to reskin the image. Thank you and let's archive this.herr doktor needsAbrain Image:Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:01, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

I can't believe it's not Liberalism!

I need two versions, based on the I can't believe it's not butter! image. One for American Liberals and the second for American Conservatives (Neocons). Here is the Original Liberal flavor. Here is one of the images to be Flip-Flop free for the Neocon version. The Liberal version should have FDR, JFK, LBJ, and Clinton on it, and the Neocon version should have Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and George W. Bush on it. The joke is that both parties are basically the same thing, imitation liberalism, but have two different versions of flavors. The Neocon version is Flip-Flop free, and the Liberal version is the Original version. Thanks. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 15:11, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Mosey and the rhubarb

I know I’ve been asking for a lot of images recently so you’ll have to forgive me. I’m looking for an appropriate image of a pirate holding a stick of rhubarb for the taxobox in the rhubarb article (or at least the draft copy of the rhubarb article in my personal sandbox). This is because the article claims that rhubarb was first brought to England by a band of pirates lead by Captain Mosey (the founder of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster). This is a good image [5] since captain mosey is only about four years old, and it’s always funnier when it’s a young kid. His hand is also open so it might be easier to add the rhubarb to the image. There is text strewn across the image but I think Adobe Photoshop has something that can get around that. Any funny image of a pirate will do though. This is another candidate [6]. Again the pirate has his hand in a position that might make it easier to add the rhubarb.Weri long wang 12:50, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

  • There you go. If you need something fixed, don't hesitate to ask me. --Sir Zombiebaron 15:47, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
Thanks! I think I might start an article about Captain Mosey and his heroic efforts to spread the word of his noodliness.Weri long wang 09:59, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Liberals

Can anybody change the packet label to “I can’t believe he’s not liberal!” and add Alan Colmes head to where the food item is now. Remove the rest of the text or add something which you feel is appropriate and funny. Image will be placed on the I can't believe it's not Liberalism article and maybe the Alan Colmes article too. Weri long wang 17:47, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

There you go. I have darken his face to blend with the image, though it's still not perfect. Btw, his smile is priceless! All of his photos! It's gneomI 11:55, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

LOL! Sorry, I didn't read it properly. Hold on a sec. It's gneomI 12:08, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
That's definately a good start though. Nice one. Weri long wang 12:50, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
I posted a request above this one, with what I wanted to see for the image. The Original Liberal version and the New improved Neocon version that is flip-flop free. Nice job so far, I think you can use the Alan Colmes version on the Fox News article as well. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 16:06, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Chickenbox Grand Opening


Can you give me the original picture? Or maybe just the link, please? Thanks - It's gneomI 11:58, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (re-imagining)

Just started work on this article. I'm looking for a new MST3K logo (see the old one here), akin to the new Battlestar Galactica logo, which this article is sort of about. Thanks in advance.--Procopius 16:42, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

There it is. I don't know much about it so if my actor selection is a bit wrong, let me know. It's gneomI 06:46, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

That's a terrific image. I hate to ask this, but could you drop the actors? I've got my own casting ideas, and the logo is absolutely perfect for what I have in mind.--Procopius 14:29, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for that. And I also have removed the actors. Glad you like it :D. It's gneomI 11:22, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Paxman the Nazi

Can somebody place the head of Jeremy Paxman on an appropriate image of Adolf Hitler (preferably saluting). Weri long wang 19:00, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Here is an appropriate image. Place Paxman’s head on the standing next to Hitler (the man saluting) not on Hitler himselfWeri long wang 20:16, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

There you go. I have changed the format as well, to JPEG. Let me know if it needs something else. It's gneomI 21:32, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

That's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! Thanks. Weri long wang 21:42, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Pet Jesus

Well, here is the article. I illustrated it with Dr. Zoidberg dressed as Jesus, but I think it would be very better if we could get a Sea Monkey or a 'family' of Sea Monkeys dressed as Jesus and his apostles. Example of sea monkey picture: [[7]]. Thanks! herr doktor needsAbolt Image:Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:57, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Working on something. Any specific details you want? If not, I'm basically taking one of your standard Jesus arts and making it look like a Sea Monkey ad. --monika 00:00, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

(Oof. Gotta go to work before I'm done here. I'll have to work on it more later. --monika 00:07, 26 November 2006 (UTC) )

You've got it, it's just a Sea Monkey add turned into Jesus (apostles optional). herr doktor needsAgear Image:Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:23, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm really sorry for the delay... deadlines at work and my mom's incontinent dog who is currently in my care is dying. I think I'll have some time to work on it Friday morning. --monika 20:48, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Flying Spagetti Monster

I need some to take this image [[8]] and put this [[9]] into the picture and above the crowd, I also want to the Flying Spagetti Monster to be holding 2 bottles of Jack Daniels

1R0N_M4N 00:46, 24 November 2006 (CST) Thanks!

Do you want something like that, or the monster is too big? Cheers -- It's gneomI 11:12, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Project for the New Roman Century

This is a minor image request really. I was hoping somebody could make a “project for the New Roman Century” in the same colour, font and layout as this. Weri long wang 18:37, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

'sup?
'sup?

Yo. --monika 19:09, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

That's perfect. Thanks. Weri long wang 19:48, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

No problem. I should have done letter checking on the C though. It's all wrong. (I only checked letters in "American".) Sorry :( --monika 20:03, 22 November 2006 (UTC)


Varg Vikernes fan-art

This is an open-ended request / invitation for people to add to the Greven-tan fan art gallery on this rewrite thingie in progress. This is what I have so far:

The general idea is to take Nevada-tan fan art (warning: Some of those images are NSFW) and adjust it to look more like Varg Vikernes. "NEVADA" on her shirt should be changed to "NEONAZI" and box cutters should be replaced with knives or explosives. The more images I have, the less it seems I'm lying about him being an internet meme! Thanks anyone who contributes.

--monika 02:59, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

(Oh yeah, and don't forget the scar on his chin. --monika 03:02, 19 November 2006 (UTC) )

Added #5. Now I need three more images so the gallery's balanced :) --monika 02:28, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Need two one more to complete the gallery row... --monika 20:04, 22 November 2006 (UTC) --monika 21:41, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Balanced out the gallery and will probably stop for now myself, but the invitation is still open if anyone else wants to contribute. --monika 02:30, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Douglas Adams

This article was fully rewritten by me, from a terrible version that should have been deleted. Listen Raddy, this may be difficult, but I think your good enough. I need a picture of a man lying in a field, the man must have Douglas' head on him (if you can), it needs to be set at dusk, there must be a (whatever English fellows like getting drunk with) bottle near where he's laying. A row of houses or something should be in the background, but not taking up too much space (I don't know what Innsbruck, Austria looks like). Finally, the sky should be showing a bit, with some stars present in the picture.

  • Huff Puff Huff*

Yeah, I know it's alot and all very specific, so take your time on this please, there's no rush.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 01:54, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Wow, what are the chances that the day I return here after a four month hiatus that the article that I myself had made a feeble attempt to rewrite had already been rewritten. Anywho, I would be glad to make such image. If you like, take any bits of User:Kaizer the Bjorn/Douglas Adams for use in the rewrite, I realize that a lot of it is complete crap but there are very few good parts. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 23:51, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Whore:_A_Retrospective

This article needs a main picture. Maybe two. I don't have specific directives for you, but if you're acquainted with the recent article whoring accusations or Cody's collection of fan mail from IPs, the picture may draw itself.  :) ~ T. (talk) 17:55, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Inanimate Sponge

Okay. This one might be a bit eccentric and tough. I need two pictures. The first, is of a toilet and a household sponge (see the article), leaving or boarding an airplane, sort of am imitation of how you see presidents and the first lady wave to reporters and press before they board Air Force One (you might use this an example).

My second request is pretty broad, so I want you to use your creativity. Find a picture of any president, and Photoshop a sponge in place of the president. I just want a picture of a sponge doing something president-like. If you have any question, I'll respond to them here. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 19:47, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Forget my second request. I have an easier one. I need a picture of Inanimate Sponge on the cover of Time Magazine for "person of the year" or "man of the year" (see example here). -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 20:48, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
Do you want "Sponge of the year" or "Stuff or the year"? Or anything else? :P. It's gneomI 09:24, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Image:SPTY.jpg What about that? The fire is pretty bad though, heheh, n00b!!

Thanks! I like it, but I still need the first request too so I can wrap this article up. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 14:28, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Uh, that one, umm. It is pretty hard though, let me think of something, hehe. It's gneomI 21:20, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Let's go in this direction...how about a humorous political ad featuring the Sponge in his campaign against Jeb Bush? Be creative! -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 02:38, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
Maybe it could read, "Jeb Bush, or a sponge...who would you vote for?" -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 03:15, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
Softie.
Softie.
Here's your political poster. I took some creative liberties on the caption, and made it center around sponge and ommitted Jeb altogether, but I think it works niclely. The caption "Soft on... everything" is an obvious parody of the classic buzz-phrase "Soft on Crime". I'll probably also make a Jeb/Sponge one, and I can edit this one to your heart's content. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:41, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Nematode Worms

I’m looking for a screen shot of a game which I’ve invented called Nematode Worms. It is a parody of the video games Worms; the only difference being that this game contains parasitic nematode worms as opposed to the usual earthworms. It is for use on the article List of the crappiest video games ever. Can anybody help? Weri long wang 23:41, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

An epic battle.
An epic battle.

Here's an attempt at a screenshot from the game --Huffers 23:59, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Amazing image! Thanks a lot for that. Weri long wang 12:22, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Change_a_leopard's_spots

My request is pretty obvious. I need a few pictures of leopards with different spots. There are some colour schemes suggested in the article, but feel free to be more creative. I would like one with the "classic" pink and yellow though, please. 15Mickey20 22:20, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Mmm... lookin' sexy
Mmm... lookin' sexy

Okay... I don't know what the hell happened here, but this is a very glittery leopard for you --Huffers 01:43, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the help. 15Mickey20 11:39, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/Lemony Snicket

I have two requests: One, A Series of Unfortunate Events book with the alliterative title "The Nasty Narrator" and a picture of Lemony Snicket in the center, and Two, whatever kind of crazy dessert thing someone thinks could, would, or should be called a "Lemony Snicket". -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:16, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

A silly suggestion. Snickets are endangered, though.
A silly suggestion. Snickets are endangered, though.
My 0.0000002 cents. The rare yellow striped snicket, served with lemons and radishes. Meh.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! I my cat! 10:36, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
I like it. Even though it's kinda blurry at an enlarged size, it works at the size I need it for. Thanks a ton!! Now that just leaves the book cover image... Any takers? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:39, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry about the blurry: I used the biggest roadkill I could find, but it still had to be enlarged some, hence the blurriness.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! I my cat! 20:55, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
I'm no wizard in the shop, but I'll see what I can do with "The Nasty Narrator". --~ Image:Tophatsig.png 23:19, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
There. --~ Image:Tophatsig.png 02:46, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
Actual picture of "Lemony Snicket"
Actual picture of "Lemony Snicket"
Cool! Thanks guys! :) -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:02, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Invader Zim "style"

Dr. Zeeltor (click to enlarge)
Dr. Zeeltor (click to enlarge)
Zangas Valtron (AKA Cyber Valtron)- Dr. Zeeltor's enemy (click to enlarge)
Zangas Valtron (AKA Cyber Valtron)- Dr. Zeeltor's enemy (click to enlarge)

Could I please get some pics of the pictured characters done in the "Invader Zim" style? Also I would like to have the pics to be transparent (no background). Thanks! Frinkosig.png04:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


To be created World Rover GW

Hi, I am in the process of writing an article as an ad for a gas guzzling 4x4/SUV called the World Rover GW (stands for Global Warming), and an image of a huge silver car with neone lights, snazzy wheels, that kinda thing, would go a great way to help. Thanks to anyone who can!--T to the Roooy Proud to be Image:Icons-flag-gb.png Say 'Hi!' 21:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

User:Kwakerjak/1948 Election

Am I getting myself into a rut? Who cares? I just like making fun of politicians. But I digress. This time around, I need somebody to manipulate the famous "Dewey Defeats Truman" picture so that Truman is frowning instead of smiling (as the conceit behind this article is that the writer really does think Dewey defeated Truman). --Kwakerjak 20:36, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Done. Any alterations/other images you'd like made? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:28, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
Eh, I dunno... the photoshopping looks a bit obvious... Truman's head looks a bit out of proportion to the rest of his body. --Kwakerjak 22:32, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
I tried making his head smaller, but then it seems disproportianately small. Not sure what else I can do on it. I fail. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:32, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
As far as other images I'd like made, I'm going to need a no-frills version of the 1948 electoral map with the modern color scheme (red Republicans, blue for Democrats) like the one Rc did for my 1960 article. You can make Strom Thurmond's electoral votes any color you want, but given his platform, I'd say that white would be the most appropriate color for him. --Kwakerjak 04:05, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

User:Kwakerjak/1960 Election

Yeah, I'm doing another one of these. And this time my request is a bit more pedestrian: I need someone to make up an electoral collage map for the 1960 Presidential election using the now-familiar "red for Republicans, blue for Democrats" system. I ask this because the only public domain map I've found so far uses red for Democrats and blue for Republicans, and I don't want things to get confusing. (You can make the independent electoral votes any color you want).

And if anyone comes up an image that might be funny, I'll take those, too. --Kwakerjak 03:50, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Here's a no-frills color conversion of the map you linked. —rc (t) 04:31, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

User:Mordillo/GPS(ego boost)

Bad name, will rephrase it, but looking for some GPS pictures, maybe making it look like a hysterical advisor or an extremly annoying teacher-like, any other options will be appreciated! Thanks. -- Sir Mordillo Image:Icons-flag-il.png GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 12:00, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

"Your car moves from a point in space here, to a point over there. Why is it so?"
"Your car moves from a point in space here, to a point over there. Why is it so?"
I don't know if this is what you were picturing in your head, but here. (Note: It's hilarious if you know Professor Julius Sumner Miller who was. Okay, not hilarious, but some kind of funny).--Sir Modusoperandi 04:48, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Ah! Bloody marvelous! Can you possibly make another with him shaking his fist at you or pulling his hair out? -- Sir Mordillo Image:Icons-flag-il.png GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 08:36, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. Unfortunately there aren't that many pics of him around, and most of those are tiny, but I'll try.--Sir Modusoperandi 09:45, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

An alternative is using alternative faces - a good looking woman, a military dictator etc...goes well with the different GPS personalities I'm planning....-- Sir Mordillo Image:Icons-flag-il.png GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 09:52, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

No, no, no! You go from here to there, not from here to there! Pay attention!
No, no, no! You go from here to there, not from here to there! Pay attention!
I'll hunt around some more later. Will Stalin do? Or Kafka?--Sir Modusoperandi 10:19, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Hold on, I have to wipe my tears :) Stalin please! -- Sir Mordillo Image:Icons-flag-il.png GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 10:39, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
Hey! A place where a Russian Reversal is almost apropo (on a map of Moscow, no less)!--Sir Modusoperandi 23:01, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
Zrblixx, pbbt nrm. Blardor!
Zrblixx, pbbt nrm. Blardor!
...and for the last pic, an oddity...--Sir Modusoperandi 06:00, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

I bow down to your greatnes! I hereby declare myself as your own private article whore! OH wait! already am!-- Sir Mordillo Image:Icons-flag-il.png GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 09:02, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Just glad to help.--Sir Modusoperandi 09:08, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Geocaching

I just write them, I have no artistic skills. Help me Obiwan Picnobi, you're it's only hope. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 18:46, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Master Hand Pics needed!

See the article and find some crp out about him....I need some pictures of him destroying things/people. Like the picture wtih the death star exploding and Master Hand there.....i dont know, Just something Menneb 09:05, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Bus Stop Day

  • I would like possibly a picture of Samuel A. Bus(to your interpretation. There is no description in the article. Basically, Sam is a flake from the 19th century. Some guy in a tinfoil hat in an 19th century style would probably do). I can easily take care of the bus stop. --~ Image:Tophatsig.png 01:39, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Image:19thCentuaryMan.png

  • There you go. --Sir Zombiebaron 16:38, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

U.S. Presidential Election, 1840

I need some bogus campaign materials for William Henry Harrison — I'm thinking (deliberately) badly Photoshopped images intended to make him look like a stupid redneck. If you can then make those bad Photoshops look like they were printed in the 1840's, that would be even better. --Kwakerjak 02:29, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Never mind; Procopius went and made something even better. --Kwakerjak 04:03, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Uncycloversity:Art Sciences

As I am stuck without image creation/editing software (aside from paint), I am in need of someones help. I'm trying to get an image that has Albert Einstein taking an Art Sciences class, possibly using a stick and pointing to a Goatse image and some random New Math jargon (pi=3 etc.) on an old blackchalkboard. A caption to go along the lines of "The Father of modern ArSes demonstrating his first major [[buttsecks|breakthrough]]" -- Soul101 Image:Icons-flag-gb.png~MAREPENT! 11:01, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Here you go. Yes, his head is on a woman's body. --Sir Zombiebaron 15:07, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
    • That's good, especially the head on the womans body... 1 little change... instead of the word "goatse," could I have the "accurate-to-scale-scientific diagram" of the action? if you put the hole under where the stick is pointing, it would go well with the caption above... -- Soul101 Image:Icons-flag-gb.png~MAREPENT! 20:17, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
I will never upload goatse to Uncyclopedia. And if I ever do, you can point here and say "Look!" and I may look. Get anouther patsy to upload porn for you. Sorry, --Sir Zombiebaron 21:41, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
I'll see what my trusty Paint can do... I di