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[edit] Random item generation

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surgeongeneral
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
This Article Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
 Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
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(Used on)
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: UnBooks:Employee Manual
 Unrelated article for Unews
coin
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(Used on) 		Image:coin-tails.gif
TAILS 		random heads or tails
card
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10

 

 

 

 

10
random playing card
die
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random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
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(Used on) 		“Probably”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
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Image:slots-top.gif
Image:slots-left.gif Image:slots-lime.gifImage:slots-bar2.gifImage:slots-bar2.gif Image:slots-right.gif
Image:slots-base.gif
slot machine
DYK
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(Used on)
  • ...that at four o'clock all the honest politicians will shrink down to two feet?
random "Did you know..."
fortune
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(Used on) 		Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. random tagline
moodring
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(Used on)
my mood ring
inner
emotions
charged
somewhat
relaxed
random mood
chess
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a b c d e f g h
8 Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_kb.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_kb.gif 8
7 Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_rb.gif Image:Chess_qb.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_pw.gif Image:Chess_bw.gif Image:Chess_.gif 7
6 Image:Chess_qb.gif Image:Chess_pb.gif Image:Chess_pw.gif Image:Chess_pw.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_pw.gif Image:Chess_.gif 6
5 Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_pw.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_pw.gif Image:Chess_pw.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif 5
4 Image:Chess_pw.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_pw.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_bb.gif 4
3 Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_pw.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_rb.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif 3
2 Image:Chess_bw.gif Image:Chess_pb.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif 2
1 Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_bw.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_.gif Image:Chess_qw.gif Image:Chess_nb.gif Image:Chess_qb.gif Image:Chess_rb.gif 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
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Image:TTT_.png Image:TTT_o.png Image:TTT_x.png
Image:TTT_o.png Image:TTT_.png Image:TTT_x.png
Image:TTT_x.png Image:TTT_.png Image:TTT_x.png


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
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B I N G O
Tagged for rewrite You've edited it AAAAAAAAA! mentioned Jesus approved Jesii
VFD I can't believe it's not... AAAAAAAAA! mentioned Bad spelling Bad grammar
Vin Diesel mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned WILDE CARD Vin Diesel mentioned Nonsense
Steve Ballmer mentioned Goodthink NRV Hitler I can't believe it's not...
You've edited it Controversial Ninjas mentioned Incoherent Dangerous/Don't vandalize
HOUR
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[edit] Random sightings

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Really random sighting
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(Used on) 		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
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(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
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(Used on)
Really random elvis
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(Used on)
Random elvis
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(Used on)

[edit] Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Punchline
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(Used on) 		because you touch yourself at night!
Random/Username
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(Used on) 		IchBinFunneh
Random/username
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(Used on) 		HaxorMan
RandomCity/Canada
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(Used on) 		Danville
RandomCity/China
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(Used on) 		Wenzhou
RandomCity/France
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(Used on) 		Lunéville
RandomCity/Sweden
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(Used on) 		Ängelholm
RandomPlace
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(Used on) 		in Hell
RandomPlaceAlt
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(Used on) 		the Black Hole of Calcutta
Randomgame
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(Used on) 		Pikachu's journey for total freezing and how he deceived 100,000,000 violi
Randomquote/femaleperson
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(Used on) 		“Yes, I think I've heard of Templates/Random silliness. Was she the woman who deterred that raid?”
~ David Beckham on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/maleperson
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(Used on) 		“Templates/Random silliness definitely likes ferrets.”
~ Sephiroth on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
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(Used on) 		“Templates/Random silliness? Yes, I remember agreing my high-powered laser rifle with it.”
~ Vince McMahon on Templates/Random silliness

[edit] Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
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(Used on) 		bright Words for construction of random text
Body Part
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(Used on) 		funny bone random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on) 		DAMN IT random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on) 		plumber random career/job
Chexpletive
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(Used on) 		CAPITALISM random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
  • Fuck
  • Cunt
  • Shit
  • Wanker
  • Ass
  • Faggot
  • Cock
  • Motherfuck
  • Dick
  • Homo
  • Titty
  • Goddamn
  • Cocksucking Motherfucker
Given name
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(Used on) 		Yaffa random given name
Healer
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(Used on) 		Fairy
Highconcept
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(Used on) 		Bertrand Russell graphitizes microscope!
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on) 		a Beholder random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on) 		Sal Fasano
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on) 		OMFG!!! random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on) 		bluejay
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on) 		booby
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on) 		a hub cap
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on) 		toasters
Number
(Talk)
(Used on) 		1,337
One Week
(Talk)
(Used on) 		It's been one week since you looked at me, cocked your head to the side, and said, "I'm angry."
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on) 		Ryan Nickason random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on) 		Arminia Bielefeld
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on) 		Noob Resistance random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on) 		Gromit random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on) 		Señor
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on) 		deteriorate
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on) 		washes
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on) 		agreed
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on) 		cruised
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on) 		“In Soviet Russia, stampede envisions YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Lech Wałęsa
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on) 		ladle random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on) 		Homeless people

[edit] Playing cards

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card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Image:card-hearts-up.gif

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2






2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3







3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

 



 

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
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(Used on)
5

 



 

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
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(Used on)
6

 


 


 

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
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(Used on)
7

 

 


 

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
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(Used on)
8

 

 

 

 

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
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(Used on)
9

 

 

 
 

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
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(Used on)
10

 

 

 

 

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Image:card-jack.gif

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
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(Used on)
Q

Image:card-queen.gif

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
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(Used on)
K

Image:card-king.gif

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
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(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R 		Image:card-joker-black.gif J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

[edit] Metatemplates

[edit] Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
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(Used on) 		table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
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(Used on) 		red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
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(Used on) 		red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
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(Used on) 		black playing card textcolours
card/spades
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(Used on) 		black playing card textcolours

[edit] Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
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(Used on) 		CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
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(Used on) 		| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
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(Used on) 		| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |
Die/1
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(Used on)