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1 Generic stubs
2 Stubs by category - general use
3 Category-specific stubs
4 UnProject-specific stubs
5 Meta-stubs
6 See also

[edit] Generic stubs

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Stub
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This article is a stub. The article submitter may also have been smoking crack. You can help Uncyclopedia by expanding it.

Unofficially, this is the most common form, because it's so easy to insert. It randomly displays one of three messages:

one calling the submitter a hack,
one claiming that the submitter smokes crack, and
one that uses the word "stub" excessively (but this one is programmed to be much less likely, presumably because it would get too annoying from overuse).

Stub2
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This article is a stub. But there's nothing funny about that............Heheheheheheheh.

Exactly what you see.

Awesomestub
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This article is awesome. Anyone who tells you otherwise is just jealous.

Exactly what you see.

Babystub
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If I were the expectant father of this Uncyclopedia entry, I'd push my wife down the stairs and tell everyone it was a miscarriage. You can help Uncyclopedia by cleaning it up.

Exactly what you see. (Ewwww...)

Crackstub
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This article is a stub, and the author is a crackhead.
You can be help Uncyclopedia by getting it a crackwhore.

random crack

Crapstub
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This article is a piece of crap. You can help Uncyclopedia by pulling the chain.

Exactly what you see.

Incompletestub
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The author of this stub freely admits being a slacker who is too lazy to follow the idea through to its painful conclusion.
Do it yourself if you can be arsed.

random unfinished article

Lassiestub
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This article is a toe. It has been stubbed. Please help Uncyclopedia by medicating it.

Exactly what you see.

Gamblestub
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I'll bet you $5 that this is a stub. I bet you can't make it better, but you could try.

Lazy
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The author of this article was feeling lazy or uncreative. Therefore this article is a stub. So fix it.

Suicide-stub
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The narrator appears to have killed himself. Please find someone that will finish the article..

Suicide stub
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The narrator appears to have killed himself. Please find someone that will finish the article..

Snub
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This article has been snubbed. Its feelings have been hurt. You can help Uncyclopedia by sleeping with it.

Um, 'kay...

Tubs
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Eltcaxy waht uoy ees.

Stubbystub
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This stub-related stub is a stub. The stub's stubmitter may also have been stubmitting a stub. You can help this stub by un-stubbing it.

Yodastub
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A stub, this article is. By expanding it, help Uncyclopedia you can.

As you see exactly this article is.

happystub
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This article isn't happy enough. That's right! You should Teach it to be happy! I'll teach your Grandmother to suck eggs!

Exactly what you see.

StubTemplate
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This template is a stub. Edit it

For Stub templates.. uh?

StubEngrish
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What kind of article is this? It's kind of a crap! Let's improvement Uncyclopedia gives us much pleasure in the way. Do it here! Do it now!

Exactly as you see.

Randomgenstub
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It appears that this article was written by typing "cat /dev/urandom > ~/article" and uploading.
You can be help by replacing the random bits.

Exactly what you see.

Spud
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This article is a spud. You can help Uncyclopedia by eating it.

For potato stub pages.

[edit] Stubs by category - general use

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Catstub
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This god knows what-related article is a toe. It has been stubbed. You can help Uncyclopedia by medicating it.

Category name must be specified with all of these tags:

Customcatstub
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This God knows what-related article is whatever, fix it by doing something random.

Article added to specified category

Randomstub
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This god knows what
-related article is a piece of crap.
You can help Uncyclopedia by pulling the chain.

Try refreshing the page and see the stub change.

Relatedimagestub
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This whatever-related article is a stub. You can help Uncyclopedia by doing this.

Wilde Stub
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This god knows what-related article is just crap.
I have no idea what the submitter was smoking.
I command you to rewrite this.
~ Oscar Wilde

[edit] Category-specific stubs

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Manpig
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This article was written by a man-pig. You can help Uncyclopedia and feminists worldwide by castrating the author.

Colour
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This color-related article is black and white. You can help Uncyclopedia by adding more red and yellow.

Color or colour-related stubs only

Vagina
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This vagina-related article is a stub. You can help Uncyclopedia by stretching it.

Sexuality-related stubs only

Buttocks
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This buttocks-related article stinks. You can help Uncyclopedia by ramming it.

Sexuality-related stubs only

Penis
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This penis-related article is small. You can help Uncyclopedia by enlarging it.

Sexuality-related stubs only

[edit] UnProject-specific stubs

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Why?:Stub
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Why?
This Why? article is a stub. Why? Because the author didn't have time to finish it and this debate could appear one sided. You obviously have nothing better to do, so why not help by finishing it?

[edit] Meta-stubs

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Allstubs
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Sample stub. Test it by doing something random and using this template.

Aids in the creation of other stub templates. Example produced by:{{Allstubs|Sample stub. Test it by
|doing something random|
and using this template. |}}
Instead of line breaks, though, it actually uses &nbsp right next to a colon, to produce the space.
Note that all articles with this template are added to Category:Stubs. If you don't like that, AllstubsNoCat below is a solution.

Allstubs1
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This article is a stub-like item. The article submitter may also have been doing something random while using this template.. You can help Uncyclopedia by {{{4}}}.

This is like Allstubs in a different order. Example produced by:
{{Allstubs1|1|stub-like item
|2|doing something random
|3|while using this template.
|4|fixing it}}
but there are neither line breaks nor instances of & n b s p ; (without spaces).

Allstubs2
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