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Religions and religion related topics included, in alphabetical order are: agnostics, antithiests, atheists, Buddhists, Catholics, Christians, diabolists, frisbeetarianists, Jews, Mormons, Muslims, Pastafarians (Flying Spaghetti Monsterists), pluralists and Scientologists.

Code Result What links here Description
{{User militant agnostic}}
This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain he doesn't know

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{{User skeptical agnostic}}
This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if he doesn't know

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{{User militant atheist}}
This user is a militant atheist
God would be dead... if he was alive in the first place.

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{{Evil Atheist Conspirator}}
This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
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{{User Hate Religion}}
This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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{{TaoistUser}}
This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.
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{{CatholicUser}}
This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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{{User Christian}}
This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

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{{User sinner}}
This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

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{{User frisbeetarianist}}
This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
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{{JewishUser}}
This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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{{User JAP}}
This user is a Jewish-American princess
and you will buy her some new shoes.
(List of JAPS)
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{{HonorJew}}
This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.
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{{User fsm}}
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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{{MormonUser}}
This user is Mormon who believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. He/she has a book that could change your life.
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{{MuslimUser}}
This user is Muslim. He/She believes all articles may become featured through submission to the will of Allah.
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{{User Pirate}}

This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

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{{FSM Follower}}

This user be getting drunk on the beer volcano.

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{{PluralistUser}}
This user is a Pluralist. Because to them, religion is like a buffet, a chance to pick and choose.
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{{Scientologist}}
This user has been purified.
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