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Religions and religion related topics included, in alphabetical order are: agnostics, antithiests, atheists, Buddhists, Catholics, Christians, diabolists, frisbeetarianists, Jews, Mormons, Muslims, Pastafarians (Flying Spaghetti Monsterists), pluralists and Scientologists.
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| {{User militant agnostic}}
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| This user is a militant agnostic and is certain he doesn't know
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| {{User skeptical agnostic}}
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| This user is a skeptical agnostic and doesn't know if he doesn't know
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| {{User militant atheist}}
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| This user is a militant atheist God would be dead... if he was alive in the first place.
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| {{Evil Atheist Conspirator}}
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| {{User Hate Religion}}
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| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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| {{TaoistUser}}
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| This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.
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| {{CatholicUser}}
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| This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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| {{User Christian}}
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| This user is a Christian
(as long as they put a dollar in the box)
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| {{User sinner}}
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| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.
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| {{User frisbeetarianist}}
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| This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
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| {{JewishUser}}
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| This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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| {{User JAP}}
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| {{HonorJew}}
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| This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.
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| {{User fsm}}
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| {{MormonUser}}
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| {{MuslimUser}}
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| This user is Muslim. He/She believes all articles may become featured through submission to the will of Allah.
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| {{User Pirate}}
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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.
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| {{FSM Follower}}
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This user be getting drunk on the beer volcano.
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| {{PluralistUser}}
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| This user is a Pluralist. Because to them, religion is like a buffet, a chance to pick and choose.
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| {{Scientologist}}
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