Uncyclopedia:Uncyclo-tan

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Uncyclo-tan is the unofficial "mascot" of Uncyclopedia. Wikipe-tan, from Wikipedia, is a parody of her. The "-tan" in "Uncyclo-tan" indicating that she is below the age at which she can feel love. Like the OS-tans, she is an artificial information technology construct given flesh, and meat, and muscles, and smooth, luscious cheeks. She likes to be scratched behind her ears after a game of fetch.

She is also half monkey, and must shave her entire body every Tuesday to remain looking human, for if she doesn't, she will be a monkey forever. Only the kiss of true love or the punch of true hatred can reverse the spell. However, each Tuesday at noon for an hour, she becomes the most gorgeous and lovely girl on earth, but due to the unfortunate time of her mid-day break from work, that is the only time she can shave.

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Her primary weapon is the ban hammer. Other armaments include the ban stick, the ban-zooka, the Banblade, the ban halberd, and, in dire circumstances, the ban treetrunk. Yup, when she gets thoroughly upset, she whacks you with an entire frickin' treetrunk. With "BAN'D" carved on the front.

Also, she is armed with a razor so that she may shave if she can't get home.

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Protoprototype by FF.	Full length prototype, also by FF.	Different idea (more similar to the current Wikipe-tan) again by FF.	Noticed that the Wikipedia mascot isn't actually Wikipe-tan
Coloured in version drawn by DiZ.	Version by NeoZidane.	Another one by NeoZidane.	Shamelessly ripped off from Kasuga's Wikipe-tan by Flameviper.
Again, it's Uncyclo-tan, but this time it's complete.	Drawing of Uncyclo-tan by Flameviper. Holy barf-noodles!	Another drawing of Uncyclo-tan by Flameviper.Das a waka waka doo do yeah!	The finished product of Flameviper's first Uncyc-tan attempt. That things off the booger baloney!
Draft of Hinoa's idea for Wikipe-tan's annoying little sister.	Portrait by 4B3. I just barfted. On de picture. dat why it look like this.	by Rintaro Nukada.	A different interpretation by Osaka-Minkokumin A. banana phone
By SunnyChow (Not Finished)	By SunnyChow (initially finished)	By FeRox on the Japanese Uncyclopedia	By King of Pop on Ansaikuropedia
‎ From Japanese Uncyclopedia, uploaded by 萬坊同好会会計.	Uncyclo-tan wearing a bikini