Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedia is not a soapbox

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A Soapbox is a box, usually with soap in it, sometimes without. Sometimes, it isn't even a box. Sometimes, people stand on them, so as to say things. Sometimes, it is simply a metaphor. Sometimes, encyclopedic descriptions of them contain the word "sometimes," an unusually large number of times. Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes. Spleen. The first soap box was invented in 1492 when Christopher Columbus discovered the soapbox islands. He then took a bath in one of the boxes of soap.

Whatever. Uncyclopedia isn't one of them.